yardhippie 0 #126 July 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteim more of a nostrils person but hey whatever floats your boat How about an empty eye socket? isnt there some quote in a movie about somthing like that? "skull fuck" or something... and BTW. GFD, that is freaky.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #127 July 20, 2005 oh oh oh as long as i keep the eyeball, in a jar, on my desk ....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #128 July 20, 2005 Quoteoh oh oh as long as i keep the eyeball, in a jar, on my desk .... Gotta keep the eye clean!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #129 July 20, 2005 i wash it and dust it .......Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #130 July 20, 2005 good idea!!!! cant be dirty!!!! ANYWHERE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #131 July 20, 2005 what type of lube to you keep it it? sure you keep it in lube?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #132 July 20, 2005 lube hurts in the eyeball , so does denture cream rightSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #133 July 20, 2005 Quotelube hurts in the eyeball , so does denture cream right yes no denture cream. so what does one store an eyeball in. I mean you dont want it to get all wrikly and pruny, right?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #134 July 20, 2005 hereSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #135 July 20, 2005 Quotelube hurts in the eyeball , so does denture cream right WTF you crazy kids...denture cream no good... how about just some nice cool water????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #136 July 20, 2005 Water dries you out. How about some K-Eye? Oh, dear Lord . . . does anyone else see what just happened here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #137 July 20, 2005 QuoteWater dries you out. How about some K-Eye? Oh, dear Lord . . . does anyone else see what just happened here? please tell us kelly, where to get the K-eye! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #138 July 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteWater dries you out. How about some K-Eye? Oh, dear Lord . . . does anyone else see what just happened here? please tell us kelly, where to get the K-eye! My sex shop keeps it next to the dental dams. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #139 July 20, 2005 okay jeesh im so naive, whats a dental damSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #140 July 20, 2005 Quoteokay jeesh im so naive, whats a dental dam OMG!? and YOU desire to corrupt CLAY?! stolen off the web: What is a dental dam? A dental dam is basically a small sheet of latex which acts as a barrier between the vagina or anus and the mouth. Dental dams get their name because they are used during dental surgery such as root canals. Due to the possible infectious secretions from both the vagina and anus, the dental dam is becoming a more popular safer sex tool. With the introduction of different colors, shapes and sizes, manufacturers are adding some exciting changes to what once was sterile translucent-white latex.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #141 July 20, 2005 hmmm well it appears I am no freak jeeshSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #142 July 20, 2005 if oral sex makes you a freak then Im one hell of a freak.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #143 July 20, 2005 Quoteif oral sex makes you a freak then Im one hell of a freak. I am a freak then!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #144 July 20, 2005 then im a freak.........oftenSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #145 July 20, 2005 Quoteif oral sex makes you a freak then Im one hell of a freak. It's not the oral sex. It's the orgies and sex parties. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #146 July 20, 2005 what about sex toy parties!?!?!?! is that ok!?!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #147 July 20, 2005 Quoteokay jeesh im so naive, whats a dental dam Nah, that's not as funny as my friend who didn't know that dental dams also have a legitimate non-sexual use at the dentist's office. I still recall the look on his face when I was complaining about how uncomfortable they were when I was getting a filling. Oh, damn, that even sounds naughty! And I really was describing dental work!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #148 July 20, 2005 With all your sex talk, you've set my underwear on fire!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #149 July 20, 2005 Quotewhat about sex toy parties!?!?!?! is that ok!?!? That depends. Are you demonstrating? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #150 July 20, 2005 I can....hmmm....question is should I???? We would have to keep it small so everyone can have fun!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
