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highfly

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

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My favorite:

Your children are coming home from school. You should:

(a) Greet them at the door with a warm hug.
(b) Lock the door and not let them in.
(c) Pour ketchup on yourself and lay in the middle of the kitchen floor.
(d) Park the car around the corner, hide in the bushes, leave a note on the door saying, "I hate you, and I'm never coming back," and then when they start to cry, jump out of the bushes and say, "Booga booga booga!"
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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