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SO here I am sitting next to Kansasskydiver and we are talking about the fact that I can't go to WFFC. He says"I'll take pictures, you can live through me vi-curiously. Its kinda like Bi-curious."

I think he is just Horny and is starting to eyeball me

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Hey, I told you, THAT'S my lazy eye asshole!

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Hey, I told you, THAT'S my lazy eye asshole!

So I get the Laxy eye part, how do you explain the rest of you?!?!?

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[kansasskydiver 0]

I'm sorry, I don't get to have wild freaky monkey sex all the time like you do...

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I'm sorry, I don't get to have wild freaky monkey sex all the time like you do...

But seriously, sometimes those monkeys scratch. And it is not like when a chick scratches you, it really hhurts

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Hey, I told you not to bring up the monkeys... I had a REALLY bad experience with Shakiro in brazil...

And the pink dolphins

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And the pink dolphins

You know what they say about pink dolphins, Their all pink on the outside.

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Turn to your right dude...

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[kansasskydiver 0]

here's MY pink dolphin for ya

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[IFallFast 0]

put it away or I am telling and you are going to be in big trouble

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Who you gonna tell? Psyco chick so she can come give me, and YOU a spanking?

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[IFallFast 0]

I have been instructed I am not supposed to talk about her anymore

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[NWFlyer 2]

Would you two get a room?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[kansasskydiver 0]

Was that her mom who told you that, ya know, cause she's a physcologist and all heheh

But seriously, are you gonna eat that or should i?

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But seriously, are you gonna eat that or should i?

I am going to eat it, cause well it has been a while, and you are out of practice

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Ya know, I'd tell you duck as i throw something at you, but you're practically on the floor already being so short

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[IFallFast 0]

I may be short, but I can still fit through the door

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Well duh, of course I can't fit through the doggy door shorty

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[IFallFast 0]

speaking of fitting through the doggy door, why is the dog walking funny today?

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Hey, didn't y ou ask me if I got home before or after you last night when in fact I walked you home???

Was that cause you were a bit too drunk to remember what you did last night??? So shouljdn't I be asking YOU that question?

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[IFallFast 0]

I got home, I went to bed, I passed out. That is the whole story, really really

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[kansasskydiver 0]

That's not the story I heard. I recall you telliong someone you'd call them back cause you had to "DO" something, then turned off your phone and "went to bed"

So should I be asking what it was you had to "DO" or what you DID?

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[IFallFast 0]

Just cause I dont remember doesn't mean it happened or didn't happen

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Well, did you smell like shit this morning?

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[IFallFast 0]

I felt like shit, but not smell like shit. So I think I am in the clear.

BTW have you finished school yet Van Wylder?

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