SuperKat 0 #1 July 22, 2005 Q: To make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. What is she doing? A: Threading a needle. Q: What's hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet in the middle, that starts with a C and ends in a T? A: A coconut. Q: What similar things would you want in your coffee and girl friend? Should be hot Should be rich Should be creamy Should be able to keep you awake all night Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. A kiss is called: Humanity if its on cheek, Love if its on lips, Passion if its on breast, Sensuous if its on navel, Sex if its on vagina, and Bravery if its on asshole.... Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. Teacher: Use harrasment in a sentence. Johnnie: Her mouth said no but her ass meant yes. Q: What makes a happy man? A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Once at a fancy dress party, a woman appears nude, painted fully white. A man asks, ""What are you?" She replies, "I'm the mint with a hole!". Q: What's common betwen men and video? A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject. Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers? A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. 7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organised. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently. What the hell do you think you're doing? she screams. One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, Well, it says on the menu, First come, First served! Q: Who is a gynaecolgist ? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure. Q: What is it that goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet ? A: Chewing gum. Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!. A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, I'm not sure I understand what you mean. She says, Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger! Q: What is the difference between panties of 70s and panties of 90s? A: The panties of 70s had to be separated to see the bums, and in 90s, the bums had to be separated to see the panties.. A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
