freeflir29 0 #1 July 21, 2005 So should I go back to the bar to hit on ugly chicks? I'm SO kidding. Waiting to get home to my sweety!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #2 July 21, 2005 QuoteSo should I go back to the bar to hit on ugly chicks? I'm SO kidding. Waiting to get home to my sweety!! Whipped like the familly pig! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #3 July 21, 2005 you'll appreciate this... i did the 12 mile army sack race (ruck march) after staying up all night drinking with half of my detatchment. that was a morning to forget!! "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #4 July 21, 2005 QuoteSo should I go back to the bar to hit on ugly chicks? I'm SO kidding. Waiting to get home to my sweety!! should you go back...mmmm it hasnt stopped you before you dirty old twat....damn dude you start a thread every day are you that bored try aol or msn messengerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skychick312 0 #5 July 21, 2005 Fun drunk story... When I turned 19 my friends took me out and got me shit faced to the point where I passed out in the middle of the road with a lit cig in 1 hand and a beer in the other... That night ended with everyone in the bathroom watching me power puke!!! And the realization that I had a psych exam the next morning!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GogglesnTeeth 6 #6 July 21, 2005 Good drunk story.... All I have to say is "God Bless America!!' (everybody drinks!)Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #7 July 21, 2005 How long are your flights gonna be?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #8 July 21, 2005 Quote Is naked Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #9 July 21, 2005 Quote Is naken Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... Depends... were you naked Ramen noodle wrestling alone too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #10 July 21, 2005 Nah, I was naked Ramen noodle wrestling with a naked caver guy... Wasn't too bad looking either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 July 21, 2005 How you doin'???Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #12 July 21, 2005 how much ramen noodles are we talkin' here? "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #13 July 21, 2005 It was a kiddie pool filled almost to the brim of cooked Ramen noodles. After I put my sports bra back on, and tried to take it off the next day, I heard it crack... I had Ramen noodles coming out of places I didn't know was possible to get anything in to! Maybe we should start this at one of the boogies... Cavers have been doing it at their conventions for years obviously. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #14 July 21, 2005 where the fuck did you get that avatar pic?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #15 July 21, 2005 Hey fuckbag, no drunk stories here just want to thank you for your dedication. arrive home safely...fuckbagMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #16 July 21, 2005 if you don't have pictures, it didn't happen. "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 July 21, 2005 QuoteWhen I turned 19 my friends took me out and got me shit faced to the point where I passed out in the middle of the road with a lit cig in 1 hand and a beer in the other... Thank God I wasn't there. I would have had SUCH a moral delima on whether or not to take advantage of you. I mean.............On one hand here's the good old me. On the other OMG here is a HOT chick bent over and vulnerable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #18 July 21, 2005 I do have the pics! And, apparently, there was video taken too... Altho, I haven't seen it appear on the internet yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #19 July 21, 2005 be rude not too take advantagehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #20 July 21, 2005 if you don't want to post them for all the crazy sickos in here, i understand. just pm them to me and i promise to destroy them in short order. "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #21 July 21, 2005 He's full of crap. He'd think about it, but then beat up anyone who tried. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #22 July 21, 2005 I'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #23 July 21, 2005 the only thing he is beating is his meathttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #24 July 21, 2005 QuoteI'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! I call bullshit. your one of those confident internet posters in person shy as hell. Anyways i thought you had a thing for jello jay..hehehehehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #25 July 21, 2005 I'll look for the CD tonight. The body is a beautiful thing... If you got it, flaunt it. You're just jealous you weren't the photographer... Yeah, I'd have a thing for Jello J if I had enuff jello shots! I'd have a thing for anyone at that point! 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Remster 30 #2 July 21, 2005 QuoteSo should I go back to the bar to hit on ugly chicks? I'm SO kidding. Waiting to get home to my sweety!! Whipped like the familly pig! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #3 July 21, 2005 you'll appreciate this... i did the 12 mile army sack race (ruck march) after staying up all night drinking with half of my detatchment. that was a morning to forget!! "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 July 21, 2005 QuoteSo should I go back to the bar to hit on ugly chicks? I'm SO kidding. Waiting to get home to my sweety!! should you go back...mmmm it hasnt stopped you before you dirty old twat....damn dude you start a thread every day are you that bored try aol or msn messengerhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skychick312 0 #5 July 21, 2005 Fun drunk story... When I turned 19 my friends took me out and got me shit faced to the point where I passed out in the middle of the road with a lit cig in 1 hand and a beer in the other... That night ended with everyone in the bathroom watching me power puke!!! And the realization that I had a psych exam the next morning!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GogglesnTeeth 6 #6 July 21, 2005 Good drunk story.... All I have to say is "God Bless America!!' (everybody drinks!)Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #7 July 21, 2005 How long are your flights gonna be?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #8 July 21, 2005 Quote Is naked Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #9 July 21, 2005 Quote Is naken Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... Depends... were you naked Ramen noodle wrestling alone too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #10 July 21, 2005 Nah, I was naked Ramen noodle wrestling with a naked caver guy... Wasn't too bad looking either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 July 21, 2005 How you doin'???Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #12 July 21, 2005 how much ramen noodles are we talkin' here? "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #13 July 21, 2005 It was a kiddie pool filled almost to the brim of cooked Ramen noodles. After I put my sports bra back on, and tried to take it off the next day, I heard it crack... I had Ramen noodles coming out of places I didn't know was possible to get anything in to! Maybe we should start this at one of the boogies... Cavers have been doing it at their conventions for years obviously. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #14 July 21, 2005 where the fuck did you get that avatar pic?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #15 July 21, 2005 Hey fuckbag, no drunk stories here just want to thank you for your dedication. arrive home safely...fuckbagMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #16 July 21, 2005 if you don't have pictures, it didn't happen. "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 July 21, 2005 QuoteWhen I turned 19 my friends took me out and got me shit faced to the point where I passed out in the middle of the road with a lit cig in 1 hand and a beer in the other... Thank God I wasn't there. I would have had SUCH a moral delima on whether or not to take advantage of you. I mean.............On one hand here's the good old me. On the other OMG here is a HOT chick bent over and vulnerable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #18 July 21, 2005 I do have the pics! And, apparently, there was video taken too... Altho, I haven't seen it appear on the internet yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #19 July 21, 2005 be rude not too take advantagehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tcnelson 1 #20 July 21, 2005 if you don't want to post them for all the crazy sickos in here, i understand. just pm them to me and i promise to destroy them in short order. "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #21 July 21, 2005 He's full of crap. He'd think about it, but then beat up anyone who tried. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #22 July 21, 2005 I'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #23 July 21, 2005 the only thing he is beating is his meathttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #24 July 21, 2005 QuoteI'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! I call bullshit. your one of those confident internet posters in person shy as hell. Anyways i thought you had a thing for jello jay..hehehehehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #25 July 21, 2005 I'll look for the CD tonight. The body is a beautiful thing... If you got it, flaunt it. You're just jealous you weren't the photographer... Yeah, I'd have a thing for Jello J if I had enuff jello shots! I'd have a thing for anyone at that point! 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skychick312 0 #5 July 21, 2005 Fun drunk story... When I turned 19 my friends took me out and got me shit faced to the point where I passed out in the middle of the road with a lit cig in 1 hand and a beer in the other... That night ended with everyone in the bathroom watching me power puke!!! And the realization that I had a psych exam the next morning!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #6 July 21, 2005 Good drunk story.... All I have to say is "God Bless America!!' (everybody drinks!)Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 July 21, 2005 How long are your flights gonna be?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #8 July 21, 2005 Quote Is naked Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #9 July 21, 2005 Quote Is naken Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... Depends... were you naked Ramen noodle wrestling alone too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #10 July 21, 2005 Nah, I was naked Ramen noodle wrestling with a naked caver guy... Wasn't too bad looking either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 July 21, 2005 How you doin'???Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #12 July 21, 2005 how much ramen noodles are we talkin' here? "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #13 July 21, 2005 It was a kiddie pool filled almost to the brim of cooked Ramen noodles. After I put my sports bra back on, and tried to take it off the next day, I heard it crack... I had Ramen noodles coming out of places I didn't know was possible to get anything in to! Maybe we should start this at one of the boogies... Cavers have been doing it at their conventions for years obviously. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 July 21, 2005 where the fuck did you get that avatar pic?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 July 21, 2005 Hey fuckbag, no drunk stories here just want to thank you for your dedication. arrive home safely...fuckbagMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #16 July 21, 2005 if you don't have pictures, it didn't happen. "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 July 21, 2005 QuoteWhen I turned 19 my friends took me out and got me shit faced to the point where I passed out in the middle of the road with a lit cig in 1 hand and a beer in the other... Thank God I wasn't there. I would have had SUCH a moral delima on whether or not to take advantage of you. I mean.............On one hand here's the good old me. On the other OMG here is a HOT chick bent over and vulnerable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #18 July 21, 2005 I do have the pics! And, apparently, there was video taken too... Altho, I haven't seen it appear on the internet yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 July 21, 2005 be rude not too take advantagehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #20 July 21, 2005 if you don't want to post them for all the crazy sickos in here, i understand. just pm them to me and i promise to destroy them in short order. "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #21 July 21, 2005 He's full of crap. He'd think about it, but then beat up anyone who tried. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #22 July 21, 2005 I'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #23 July 21, 2005 the only thing he is beating is his meathttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 July 21, 2005 QuoteI'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! I call bullshit. your one of those confident internet posters in person shy as hell. Anyways i thought you had a thing for jello jay..hehehehehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 July 21, 2005 I'll look for the CD tonight. The body is a beautiful thing... If you got it, flaunt it. You're just jealous you weren't the photographer... Yeah, I'd have a thing for Jello J if I had enuff jello shots! I'd have a thing for anyone at that point! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
