0
Brian425

The comb over

Recommended Posts

I just don't get the combover thing. Why not accept the fact that you are losing your hair. Do you think that you are fooling us? WOW, look at that thick lusterous hair that flows from left to right.

STOP IT!!!


The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I just don't get the combover thing. Why not accept the fact that you are losing your hair. Do you think that you are fooling us? WOW, look at that thick lusterous hair that flows from left to right.

STOP IT!!!



Why? Combovers go great with man-boobs.

Walt

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
My trader offered me $100 to cut it off. HMMMM. This could be another HR moment. I think I should hold out for more $$$.

If you have man boobies, you need the Manssierre. Order now from Kramerica industries.


The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The comb forward is almost as bad.

Donald Trump's hair is pathetic. He actually seems to have enough that he wouldn't look so bald, but his vanity is just too much. You'd think a guy with that much money would get it moved/plugs/whatever they call it.

The comb over combined with a swirl for more effective coverage is triple bad.

One of the Gallagher's lines, "They say baldness is hereditary, that it is in your genes. Well they're wrong, I got plenty of hair in my jeans, its the hair on my head I'm worried about." :D
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
The nice thing about being a guy is that all a guy really needs to get laid is a good personality(morbidly obese not withstanding). If a guy thinks that hair makes him a look younger or makes him better person or makes him better with the ladys, then he is just a total dork and the lack of hair is the least of his worries.
Fact:The hair club for men makes its money by selling insecurity. Not wigs.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm 36. I have the pattern for Male Pattern Baldness. Right now as my hairline recedes, I have a peninsula of hair like Florida on the top. The minute it breaks off and becomes a little island like Cuba, I'm shaving it. Nice and easy for the rest of my life. Shave it with a #1 twice a week and no worries. :)


The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I'm 36. I have the pattern for Male Pattern Baldness. Right now as my hairline recedes, I have a peninsula of hair like Florida on the top. :)



That's what mine is starting to do, and I'm nearly 38. No hole at the top of my head. Just receding on both sides of my forehead...

I've been thinking about doing the closely cropped crew-cut thing... Maybe I just need the right motivation, since I can't quite put myself to it, but no way am I going to do the stupid comb-over. Would you believe my 69 year old dad still does it??? [:/]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote


I've been thinking about doing the closely cropped crew-cut thing... Maybe I just need the right motivation, since I can't quite put myself to it, but no way am I going to do the stupid comb-over. Would you believe my 69 year old dad still does it??? [:/]



Just do it... you will be glad you did. I have mine cut with a #4 clipper. It is very cool in summer and low maintenance.


Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0