waltappel 1 #1 July 22, 2005 Ok, it's my duty to start this. (kind of an inbred child of this thread: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1745124#1745124 1. First and foremost, talk at great length about how much your 500 most recent husbands/boyfriends/whatever mistreated you and how much you hate men because of it. 2. PMS--need I say more? 3. Mood swings are a real plus. 4. Be very critical of how little money your current guy makes. 5. Act extremely bored during sex. 6. Get fat and blame it on the guy! C'mon add to the list!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #2 July 22, 2005 Tell him that you love him and then leave an sms open on your mobile from your other partner. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #3 July 22, 2005 Oh yea and dont forget to leave the seat DOWN www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #4 July 22, 2005 During sex, ask him if he's in there... After he's in there, ask him repeatedly if he's finished yet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #5 July 22, 2005 Tell him you are on the pill and that he doesn't need to wear a condom, but really you stopped taking the pill YEARS ago... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 July 22, 2005 Bitch about cleaning up after you then when you offer they bitch that you don't do it rightHere's my favourite not order and food then eat half of yours claiming they're not hungryhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 July 22, 2005 QuoteTell him you are on the pill and that he doesn't need to wear a condom, but really you stopped taking the pill YEARS ago... Later on, mention that nasty case of veneral warts!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #8 July 22, 2005 Quote Later on, mention that nasty case of veneral warts!!! oooo yeah!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 July 22, 2005 Talk about how abusive the ex was, then (after sex) go on and on about how great the ex was in bed! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #10 July 22, 2005 Let him go down on you and then ask him to go get you some chocolate from the store and when he gets back, eat a whole lot of it and then ask him if he thinks you are fat, start crying profusely and once he has left, sleep comfortably in your own bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 July 22, 2005 Refuse to jump with his friends and make him jump with your friends instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #12 July 22, 2005 Buy him a love fern and ask him about it every single second of every single day like it's a child... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #13 July 22, 2005 QuoteRefuse to jump with his friends and make him jump with your friends instead. Speaking from experience? You can't be a bitch.. I don't believe it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 July 22, 2005 QuoteRefuse to jump with his friends and make him jump with your friends instead. That is so f***ing evil I'm going to have nightmares about it!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #16 July 22, 2005 Hey Lee, this ones for you... Dress him.... make him wear pink button down shirts....and if you don't like what he's wearing complain about it on long trips... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 July 22, 2005 Act like you're single until after sex, then tell him that your husband will be getting out of prison next week. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalle 0 #18 July 22, 2005 QuoteTell him you are on the pill and that he doesn't need to wear a condom, but really you stopped taking the pill YEARS ago... Man I don't care who you are, thats just crap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 July 22, 2005 Get him to go down on you. While he is doing it, ask him if it tastes funny because you think you might have a yeast infection. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 July 22, 2005 After sex, ask him if he's gay. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 July 22, 2005 Take lessons from my ex....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 July 22, 2005 QuoteHey Lee, this ones for you... Dress him.... make him wear pink button down shirts....and if you don't like what he's wearing complain about it on long trips... LMFAO....damn you have a good memory...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #23 July 22, 2005 Invite a man out to visit... be sure to act very excited... then ignore him completely all weekend long...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #24 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteRefuse to jump with his friends and make him jump with your friends instead. Speaking from experience? You can't be a bitch.. I don't believe it.. haha.. no I would never do that.. thats a bitchy thing to do. I had to think for a while to come up with that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgm458 0 #25 July 22, 2005 You all are forgetting the build up to being a bitch. There is practice and a warm-up involved..almost like she's on training wheels for awhile. Start by stalking. Call him trying to get him to go out after work. When he says no, go to his work and sit out in the parking lot for hours on end. Follow him home. Nevermind he lives 25 miles away out in the sticks. Follow. Follow. Follow. Did I mentioned this was a night job? The following home is performed in the pitch black night with no headlights on. About 8 AM, start knocking on his door. When he finally awakens and answers, act like all is cool. It throws him off. Have your friend call him on his cell phone the next evening while he's out with his girlfriend. Have friend say that you need him right now because you've just miscarried. Nevermind that you've never even slept with him. Break into his car and leave your hair in the backseat. It makes great dramatics considering that your hair is brunette and the g/f's is blonde. I could keep on going, but the nightmares may start again.-------------------------------------------------- Failure to prepare is preparing to fail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
