mx757 4 #1 July 25, 2005 When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #2 July 26, 2005 And there a 343 really pissed off fireman behind them, as well as 3000+ inocent folks that were in the WTC, Several hundred in the aircraft you cronies took and countless others you murdered!! Osama your in for a really shitty day!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
