wildcard451 0 #51 July 22, 2005 Oh definitely count my sorry ass in. Find something cool for me to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #52 July 22, 2005 If I won the lottery I would be a sorry assed white boy and the RoamingDZ would have an Otter.Yes I would come play with you.For 100k I would...never mind.I don't want to say anything I might have to back up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #53 July 22, 2005 QuoteI would be a sorry assed white boy What are you now? A happy assed black woman? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #54 July 22, 2005 What???...no mechanic yet??.....count me in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #55 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteI would be a sorry assed white boy What are you now? A happy assed black woman? I guess I should have said a sorrier assed white boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #56 July 22, 2005 QuoteAnd I gave you $100,000, would you quit your job for a year and come play with me? Hell I would marry you for that! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #57 July 22, 2005 I'm already spoken for in the event of a winning lottery ticket. I instantly become the captain of Gia's yacht, as well as her chef, sommelier, and cabana boy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #58 July 22, 2005 QuoteAnd I gave you $100,000, would you quit your job for a year and come play with me? Yep! "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #59 July 22, 2005 Please hire me as your personal fun assistant. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #60 July 24, 2005 We will have the lottery here in Oklahoma after the first of the year. I'm hoping I won't have to fantasize to much longer about winning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #61 July 24, 2005 And you'll be all invited to stay with me, high in the Swiss Alps for 9 months. I'll take good care of you as long as the Margaritas keep coming fresh and continuosly. Gonzo *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #62 July 25, 2005 SO STOP THE CHIT CHAT AND WIN THE FREAKING LOTTERY ALREADY DAMN IT!!! LOL! **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #63 July 25, 2005 I dream about winning the lottery often... I just want enough to buy my one Electron Microprobe...a nice JEOL 8400 would suffice. I'd even settle for an old JEOL 733.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #65 July 25, 2005 QuoteSO STOP THE CHIT CHAT AND WIN THE FREAKING LOTTERY ALREADY DAMN IT!!! LOL it helps if she would of remebered to play last drawing.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #66 July 25, 2005 Yeah . . . I let my $170 million jackpot slip right through my fingers. Did anyone win? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #67 July 25, 2005 This is when 'Its the thought that counts' just doesn't cut it **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #68 July 25, 2005 QuoteYeah . . . I let my $170 million jackpot slip right through my fingers. Did anyone win? Nah, decided to wait for the next big one... I did have two numbers in the same row, though, so I was close. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #69 July 25, 2005 I meant, did anyone win. And the answer is yes. A group of factory workers in Ohio won - and it's estimated they'll each get $12.3 million if they opt for lump sum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #70 July 25, 2005 QuoteI meant, did anyone win. And the answer is yes. A group of factory workers in Ohio won - and it's estimated they'll each get $12.3 million if they opt for lump sum. Aww dammit! I didn't know if it had rolled or not. Oh well, good for them - they probably need it more than I do. Let's hope they don't blow it like most people who win... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thepollster 0 #71 July 26, 2005 QuoteWell I lost an eye in mexico Lost two teeth where I don't know People see me comin' and they move to the other side of the road I robbed a liquor store or two Made myself at home a few times Borrowed myself a car when I needed it I got me a shack at the bottom of the road Fixin' cars and givin' tows Spend all my money on the lottery When I win the lottery gonna buy all girls on my block A color tv and a bottle of french perfume When I win the lottery gonna donate half my money to the city So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me When I win the lottery Never run a flag up a pole Like mr. red, white, and blue down the road But I never called myself a hero for killing a known communist Now I can walk into any old bar Find a fight without looking too hard But I never killed someone I don't know just 'cause someone told me to And when I win the lottery Gonna buy the house next to mr. red, white and blue And when I win the lottery Gonna buy post 306 american legion, paint it red with five gold stars When I win the lottery When the end comes to this old world The rights will cry and the rest will curl up And God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine 'cause we zig and zag between good and bad Stumble and fall on right and wrong 'cause the tumbling dice and the luck of the draw just leads us on And when I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block Silver-plated six shooters and a quart of the finest highland scotch 'cause when I win the lottery, the rights will shake their heads and say that God is good but surely works in mysterious ways When I win the lottery Bonus points for knowing where this is from, without using google. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
