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kelel01

If I won the lottery . . .

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I would buy you a :ph34r:.
Haven't you always wanted a :ph34r:?



No, no, no, you need a million dollars to buy her a :ph34r:.

You probably couldn't even buy a green dress for $100,000.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I would buy you a :ph34r:.
Haven't you always wanted a :ph34r:?



No, no, no, you need a million dollars to buy her a :ph34r:.

You probably couldn't even buy a green dress for $100,000.


But not a real green dress. that's cruel.
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I would buy you a :ph34r:.
Haven't you always wanted a :ph34r:?



No, no, no, you need a million dollars to buy her a :ph34r:.

You probably couldn't even buy a green dress for $100,000.


But not a real green dress. that's cruel.



Gah! You people! Too fast for my slow fingers... [:/]


Kel, I LOVE fantasizing about the lottery. I know the odds - I've a better chance of being attacked by a shark, on land - but it's fun. That's why I play - for the fantasy.

I bought a $5 ticket for the $170M Mega Millions lotto tonight. :$

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I would buy you a :ph34r:.
Haven't you always wanted a :ph34r:?



No, no, no, you need a million dollars to buy her a :ph34r:.

You probably couldn't even buy a green dress for $100,000.



Did I hear correctly? The going rate for a :ph34r: is $1,000,000. Hell, I'll offer my services for half that much. So, how YOU doin'?B|
50 donations so far. Give it a try.

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Did I hear correctly? The going rate for a :ph34r: is $1,000,000. Hell, I'll offer my services for half that much. So, how YOU doin'?B|



Remind me to give you the Barenaked Ladies 101 lesson. ;)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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So, it's me, Brandon, Zach, Rebecca, and Shannon. Now which one of you's gonna take care of my "needs"? ;):D



I'm in and I can bring Laya. That should take care of your needs, and for $100,000 we can get a lot of AAAs.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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[Homer] A hundred and seventy million dolllllaarrrrzzz... glaghaglagh [/Homer]

If I win, I ain't givin' you bitches nuthin'!

But I will be a philanthropist. And I will rock out all over the world.

B|

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Did I hear correctly? The going rate for a :ph34r: is $1,000,000. Hell, I'll offer my services for half that much. So, how YOU doin'?B|



Remind me to give you the Barenaked Ladies 101 lesson. ;)



No problem, but can I still have the $500,000?
50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
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Did I hear correctly? The going rate for a :ph34r: is $1,000,000. Hell, I'll offer my services for half that much. So, how YOU doin'?B|



Remind me to give you the Barenaked Ladies 101 lesson. ;)



No problem, but can I still have the $500,000?



Ask Kelly. She's the lottery winner!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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i'll come play......... hell i'd do it for 40k......... now about this rv, i get my own room for me and my girl right? as for your needs... i'll let zach get you your cheezy poofs and pot pies..............

oh and if everyone didn;t know, there will be pie and punch on the rv..........

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