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With soundproof walls and a non-squeaky bed



i sort of like the squeaky be though, make me feel like i'm at some cheap motel with a hot chick i picked up at the bar... or bonfire as it may be.......thesoundproff walls thogh, i like that, then i could turn up the music reallly loud or even watch x-files while everyone else is sleeping!!!!!

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With soundproof walls and a non-squeaky bed



i sort of like the squeaky be though, make me feel like i'm at some cheap motel with a hot chick i picked up at the bar... or bonfire as it may be.......thesoundproff walls thogh, i like that, then i could turn up the music reallly loud or even watch x-files while everyone else is sleeping!!!!!



But, if you're having that much fun, why deprive everyone of hearing it?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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why deprive everyone of hearing it?



may be they are trying to sleep and want to be rested for a day of jumping....... or maybe i don't want them to feel so lonely sleeping alone in thier beds.. ormaybe it's cuz that's where i'm gona do ritualistic sacrifices to the weather gods... only probem is, once i get the poor vigins in the room, how will i keep them that way..... er, nix the virgins, my girl would probly be pissed.....

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Ah . . . but I have it on good authority that your girl doesn't like squeaky beds. :D

THE LIST!:

Buried - Cheesy Poof/Pot Pie fetcher :D
Wingnut - handyman ;)
Ashtanga - Monkey buyer
Brandon - sexy camo boy
Rebecca - green dress buyer
Shannon - my freaky deaky female friend
Krisanne and Laya - needs fullfillers
Kristi - acting as 2 people, for 5 people's years
Clay - NOT working in our marketing department :D

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but I have it on good authority that your girl doesn't like squeaky beds



oh, well then i guess i should bust out the tools and fix it............i am the handyman don't cha know......... i'm also something else... hehehehehe "CC"

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I dunno. you like the Sake bombs too much.
Oh, what the hell am I thinking. We wouldnt have to work.
Hell yea! :P
Oh and think of the piercing fun you could have! :o:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Ah . . . but I have it on good authority that your girl doesn't like squeaky beds. :D

THE LIST!:

Buried - Cheesy Poof/Pot Pie fetcher :D
Wingnut - handyman ;)
Ashtanga - Monkey buyer
Brandon - sexy camo boy
Rebecca - green dress buyer
Shannon - my freaky deaky female friend
Krisanne and Laya - needs fullfillers
Kristi - acting as 2 people, for 5 people's years
Clay - NOT working in our marketing department :D



Hey I have other talents to contribute!

I can make cereal for everyone's breakfast..
I make killer margaritas..
I can fix computers and stuff..
and of course, I'll have UNO cards!

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yea I got other skillz too!

I make awsome dinners (cuz if im not working or jumping or having sex, I can cook!)
and I will help you get the biggest RV possible cuz I have a commercal drivers licences!!! Who wants an RV when you could have a super custom big rig? :P

I have other talents too, but well leave those to the imagination! :o:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I have other talents too, but well leave those to the imagination



you can juggle midgets that are on fire??? or maybe you can ride a unicycle while holding a glass full or milk and singing the theme song to "greatest american hero"...

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I have other talents too, but well leave those to the imagination



you can juggle midgets that are on fire??? or maybe you can ride a unicycle while holding a glass full or milk and singing the theme song to "greatest american hero"...



hmmm firey midgets? ill give it a go, but most likely not, theyd be really pissed and moving and stuff.
does it have to be milk? cant it be a beer? Id be more inclined to not spill the beer!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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You'll have to work the hardest of anyone




and stay sober!!!!! ha ha....



I said nothing about staying sober!!!! LOL!

but hey, it only takes a couple days to drive cross country... drink at night, drive at day... :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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And I gave you $100,000, would you quit your job for a year and come play with me? :D



Sure why not... although my contract is pretty stringent... and I'm not sure the Gov't would be any help in getting out of it... B|

Scott
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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