dgskydive 0 #51 July 19, 2005 Quote >trust me for 90% of all the time you spend on the plane with a >4-way team, there's just nothing to be said . . . You want to tell Don? He didn't get the memo yet. Leave our camera bitch alone! He only talks when we pull his chain. Most of the time you can shut him up with the universal sign for number 1. He likes that! He really does!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #52 July 19, 2005 If I where alone in Bills house I would set up cameras and then shoow everyone what he does when he is alone. It could be interesting or scary!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #53 July 19, 2005 Quotedo i loose any points for having sex in a movie theater parking lot with people walking past the car? If the people are walking fast and you still have sex with them it's 3 points added for technique, but 4 points subtracted for stamina. If they are walking slowly, then 2 points added. Next time, bring a date so you aren't accosting the people walking by. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #54 July 19, 2005 >while I steal access into the dungeon to get ideas for furnishing my own fully-stocked dungeon. One of these days I'm going to have to do that seminar. It will cut down on people breaking into the dungeon if nothing else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 July 19, 2005 QuoteIt will cut down on people breaking into the dungeon if nothing else. Remember..............."rectal scanners" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #56 July 19, 2005 >Remember..............."rectal scanners" Right. And then I would end up with a certain type who always seemed to be breaking into the dungeon for some reason. Reminds me of that joke - "you're not really here for the hunting, are you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #57 July 19, 2005 QuoteOne of these days I'm going to have to do that seminar. It will cut down on people breaking into the dungeon if nothing else. Lemme' know when, I'll be there with pad & pencil!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #58 July 19, 2005 Quote>Remember..............."rectal scanners" Right. And then I would end up with a certain type who always seemed to be breaking into the dungeon for some reason. Reminds me of that joke - "you're not really here for the hunting, are you?" You could always make it a sheep scanner to keep Clay out...oh, wait. That wouldn't work either.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amy 0 #59 July 19, 2005 QuoteA small sifting in your seat at 9,000 will signal "time to do gear checks" Deuce occasionally shifted in his seat on the climb to altitude, but the shifiting seemed seemd to be related to noxious odors more often than gear checks. . . Amy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #60 July 19, 2005 Don't tell me you're alone in billvon's house! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amy 0 #61 July 19, 2005 Why yes I am! And I have the password for the dungeon. If I could only get past the rectal scanner. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #62 July 19, 2005 >If I could only get past the rectal scanner. . . Yeah, that thing's a pain in the ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #63 July 19, 2005 Quote>If I could only get past the rectal scanner. . . Yeah, that thing's a pain in the ass. Not that there's anything wrong with that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxyroxtail 0 #64 July 19, 2005 You there - Quit learning things and having fun. Back to the Bay with you. And all of you - quit making me snarf my beer!! ________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #65 July 20, 2005 QuoteWell, that's just my diversion while I steal access into the dungeon to get ideas for furnishing my own OUR own fully-stocked dungeon. Corrected, Kris. Silly boy. Don't you know kinks are for couples? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #66 July 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteWell, that's just my diversion while I steal access into the dungeon to get ideas for furnishing my own OUR own fully-stocked dungeon. Corrected, Kris. Silly boy. Don't you know kinks are for couples? You're a goooood girlfriend. Can I keep you? *off to go get some candle wax ready*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #67 July 20, 2005 QuoteQuotedo i loose any points for having sex in a movie theater parking lot with people walking past the car? If the people are walking fast and you still have sex with them it's 3 points added for technique, but 4 points subtracted for stamina. If they are walking slowly, then 2 points added. Next time, bring a date so you aren't accosting the people walking by. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #68 July 21, 2005 QuoteYou there - Quit learning things and having fun. Back to the Bay with you. And all of you - quit making me snarf my beer!! You! Have Karen win the freaking multi-state lottery so I can jump with you guys again! I am so totally officially badass now. I have flown video for FF4, TLC, and Snatch Force (which translates as "I flew video for Pat McGowan, BIOTCH!") I need a team at Nationals. Another excuse to get on the roof of Mt. VonNovak the hard way with a beer clenched in my teeth. It's the only way to make the coyotes stop theat weird yodle-bark thing they do as they watch the dude with the beer clamber up the side of a house with a beer in his teeth. The coyotes really thought that was cool. Or maybe that was just a residual from the brain scan the computer did on me. Crapdoodle it was hot out there, though. Still getting over it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #69 July 21, 2005 Whatever it was, I would never admit to it. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #70 July 21, 2005 Quote >If I could only get past the rectal scanner. . . Yeah, that thing's a pain in the ass. _NOW_ I understand why you gave me, a complete stranger, permission to make poopies in your bathroom!!! LMaO We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #71 July 21, 2005 QuoteQuote >trust me for 90% of all the time you spend on the plane with a >4-way team, there's just nothing to be said . . . You want to tell Don? He didn't get the memo yet. Leave our camera bitch alone! He only talks when we pull his chain. Most of the time you can shut him up with the universal sign for number 1. He likes that! He really does! Ah, you know it's the little ones that make all the noise...! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #72 July 21, 2005 Quote"Why is the camera guy talking?" Bwhahahahaha!!!! Guess I didn't train you fully, 'eh Deuce! > ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #73 July 21, 2005 QuoteQuote"Why is the camera guy talking?" Bwhahahahaha!!!! Guess I didn't train you fully, 'eh Deuce! > ltdiver I am UNTRAINABLE! Ha! I was talking with a teammate about how most of the other camera fliers were these stonefaced badass supermacho I'm-so-cool, watch-me-take-the-step-like-I'm-egressing-onto-the-moon, I take my job seriously and do it well, but I'll wear a freaking thong over my jumpsuit if it will lighten the mood. McPat was mostly telling to STFU to lighten the mood. I provide lots of those kinds of opportunities. Overamping busts just as many points and over relaxing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #74 July 21, 2005 Pat McGowan? that name sound familiar,,,got a pic?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #75 July 21, 2005 Only if you give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS. And I doubt the laser would be the first thing to catch your attention. Ok, lets have some fun here,,,I will donate 4 jump tickets if Bill posts 4 diff pics of his stuff and lets see if any one can guess what it really is ! If Bill says you are right,i'll call your DZ and buy ya a ticket. Once a week, pic a nite,,, Lets play " Stump BillVon " What do you think, Bill ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
