sunshine 2 #1 July 26, 2005 Wingi convinced me to buy one. They do an annual "duck race" here to raise money for charity. $5 for one duck, $20 for 5 ducks. They release them in the Illinois River and the first ducks to cross the finish line win prizes. The prizes are awesome, except for the round of golf. WTF would i do with that?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #2 July 26, 2005 ***The prizes are awesome, except for the round of golf. WTF would i do with that?! Quote Trade it to a golfer for a jump ticket!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #3 July 26, 2005 Wanna buy a duck?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IFallFast 0 #4 July 26, 2005 QuoteWanna buy a duck? A What? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #5 July 26, 2005 A duck!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IFallFast 0 #6 July 26, 2005 QuoteA duck! Does It Quack? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #7 July 26, 2005 of COURSE it quacks!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IFallFast 0 #8 July 26, 2005 Chris, Wanna buy a Duck? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #9 July 26, 2005 A what?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IFallFast 0 #10 July 26, 2005 A What? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #11 July 26, 2005 Wingi tried to sell me that duck last year at Rantoul. We couldn't agree on price though. Maybe I'm just hard of hearing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #12 July 26, 2005 A duck<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #13 July 26, 2005 Buy cocheese.. and enter him. Get vid when they release him into the river.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #14 July 26, 2005 QuoteBuy cocheese.. and enter him. Get vid when they release him into the river.. I just bid $20 on cocheese, but if he enters the IL river, i'm not going near him. That river is NASTY!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lostinspace 0 #15 July 26, 2005 A duck How much? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #16 July 26, 2005 What the fuck is a duck, duckfucker? God, I kill myself sometimes! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #17 July 26, 2005 QuoteThe prizes are awesome, except for the round of golf. WTF would i do with that?! what else do you think, you drive around the golf cart!!!!! good luck sunny!!! glad my influence has helped..... p.s. i refrained from telling the duck joke the entire time i was at reaford this past weekend...... i'm proud of myself!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #18 July 26, 2005 Quotehat else do you think, you drive around the golf cart!!!!! Duh, why didn't i think of that?! Hrm, now i hope i win the round of golf just so i can tear it up in the golfcart!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kid_Icarus 0 #19 July 26, 2005 That's not the Wingnut we've all grown to love....what's a boogie without a good, honest knowledgeable duck salesman..... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #20 July 26, 2005 Quotep.s. i refrained from telling the duck joke the entire time i was at reaford this past weekend...... i'm proud of myself!!! What's this? Out flocking and no duck joke? I can't believe it! Then again when I saw SunnyOnes post ttitle I 'bout sputtered coke all over the monitor. I expect to see you on the cover of the next issue of Ducks Unlimited wingi. I can see it now...maybe we should start calling you "Top Duck" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #21 July 26, 2005 It's not duck season... sshhhhh... I'm hunting wabbits! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shmali 0 #22 July 26, 2005 This site has a duck you can buy Buy a Duck Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites haymangonzo 0 #23 July 26, 2005 Most meaningful sentence ever uttered on screen was in the 1974 movie: Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. It went like: "Go f.. a duck" Mankind never recovered from this moment. *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnRich 4 #24 July 26, 2005 I'll sell you this one - cheap! It's defective: it has no feet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #25 July 26, 2005 QuoteWhat the fuck is a duck, duckfucker? God, I kill myself sometimes! 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kansasskydiver 0 #3 July 26, 2005 Wanna buy a duck?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #4 July 26, 2005 QuoteWanna buy a duck? A What? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #5 July 26, 2005 A duck!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #6 July 26, 2005 QuoteA duck! Does It Quack? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #7 July 26, 2005 of COURSE it quacks!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #8 July 26, 2005 Chris, Wanna buy a Duck? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #9 July 26, 2005 A what?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #10 July 26, 2005 A What? I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 July 26, 2005 Wingi tried to sell me that duck last year at Rantoul. We couldn't agree on price though. Maybe I'm just hard of hearing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #12 July 26, 2005 A duck<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #13 July 26, 2005 Buy cocheese.. and enter him. Get vid when they release him into the river.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 July 26, 2005 QuoteBuy cocheese.. and enter him. Get vid when they release him into the river.. I just bid $20 on cocheese, but if he enters the IL river, i'm not going near him. That river is NASTY!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lostinspace 0 #15 July 26, 2005 A duck How much? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 July 26, 2005 What the fuck is a duck, duckfucker? God, I kill myself sometimes! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 July 26, 2005 QuoteThe prizes are awesome, except for the round of golf. WTF would i do with that?! what else do you think, you drive around the golf cart!!!!! good luck sunny!!! glad my influence has helped..... p.s. i refrained from telling the duck joke the entire time i was at reaford this past weekend...... i'm proud of myself!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 July 26, 2005 Quotehat else do you think, you drive around the golf cart!!!!! Duh, why didn't i think of that?! Hrm, now i hope i win the round of golf just so i can tear it up in the golfcart!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #19 July 26, 2005 That's not the Wingnut we've all grown to love....what's a boogie without a good, honest knowledgeable duck salesman..... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 July 26, 2005 Quotep.s. i refrained from telling the duck joke the entire time i was at reaford this past weekend...... i'm proud of myself!!! What's this? Out flocking and no duck joke? I can't believe it! Then again when I saw SunnyOnes post ttitle I 'bout sputtered coke all over the monitor. I expect to see you on the cover of the next issue of Ducks Unlimited wingi. I can see it now...maybe we should start calling you "Top Duck" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 July 26, 2005 It's not duck season... sshhhhh... I'm hunting wabbits! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmali 0 #22 July 26, 2005 This site has a duck you can buy Buy a Duck Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #23 July 26, 2005 Most meaningful sentence ever uttered on screen was in the 1974 movie: Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. It went like: "Go f.. a duck" Mankind never recovered from this moment. *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #24 July 26, 2005 I'll sell you this one - cheap! It's defective: it has no feet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #25 July 26, 2005 QuoteWhat the fuck is a duck, duckfucker? God, I kill myself sometimes! It goes, A duck for a fuck A fuck for a duck An a fucked up duck I forgot the rest of the joke Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
