Tonto's A Dumb Ass

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Camping With Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert.

They set up their tent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabe?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb-ass. Someone has stolen our tent."

[wildcard451 0]

hahahahaha

[kelel01 1]

I thought this was a P.A. on a mod.

[eeneR 3]

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I thought this was a P.A. on a mod.

Bwahahahaha So did I

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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I thought this was a P.A. on a mod.
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Bwahahahaha So did I

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I would never personally attack a moderator or anyone else on dz.com.

[leroydb 0]

ya ok

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[Designer 0]

Sometimes it's nice not having anything better to do?(lol)

[Squeak 17]

Umm that's a personal attack when Tonto gets online he's gunna meditate on an appropriate response

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[AMax 0]

Hm … I heard this one before but the two guys were Ukrainians

[pope 0]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been in hot pursuit of a notoriously dangerous bank robber for two days, and then, suddenly, seem to have lost his trail. The Lone Ranger calls upon his trusty companion Tonto to use his superior tracking skills to get them back on trail.

Tonto dismounts, walks a few steps, and kneels, putting his ear to the ground. When he lifts his head, he looks at The Lone Ranger and says authoritatively:
"Buffalo come."
"How do you know?" Asks The Lone Ranger curiously.
"Sticky."