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How do you know if someone's a serial killer?

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What? They're hot! :D I'd go to White Castle with them (especially if they stopped by the hospital and I got to meet Ryan Reynolds - YUMMY) anyday! B|



Ok, so I can see women thinking Ryan Reynolds is hot (clicky), but Harold and Kunar (clicky)?!!! They are far geekier than the average geek!

That reminds me, has anyone else seen that Brawny paper towels ad where the lumberjack-looking guy is in the kitchen and the voiceover dude is going, ""Mmmm, something's cooking at the Parker's. She'll like that [spills some cake batter]" What's this? [wipes up spill] Nothing Brawny can't handle. So strong. So soft. [Man carries cake and puppy to his wife]. Happy Birthday to you, Mrs. Parker. That's triple action performance. That's Brawny."?

I'm not sure why, but that ad makes me feel like a lumberjack dude is looking through the TV undressing me with his gay eyes. Gives me the willys!

Walt

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That's where it starts with most serial killers/mass murderers. They eat 40 or 50 of those little belly bombs and then the stomach aches and "grease guilt" starts driving them insane so they go out and whack a bunch of people. JMHO.

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Animal Cruelty - my new, very non-PC term for masturbation. Mainly because of terms such as "spanking the monkey" and "killing kittens". :D

I'd say it's at least as non-PC as Irish Car Bombs.



It was looking at that image of Harold and Kumar that *really* scared me! Still does! Damn I'm going to have nightmares about them and that weird Brawny guy tonight?

Think I'll be staying up VERY late tonight!

Walt

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