kansasskydiver 0 #51 July 27, 2005 That means you're a physco if you think that way Remind me not to share a dark alley with you<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #52 July 27, 2005 QuoteRemind me not to share a dark alley with you do you normally share dark alleys with anyone? ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #53 July 27, 2005 QuoteThat means you're a physco if you think that way Remind me not to share a dark alley with you No I won't. But I will have sex with you for $50 bucks. I just found out in Buried's poll. I'm not a psycho, but a whore it seems. *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #54 July 27, 2005 QuoteToday at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea. So help me out, here. How do you know if someone's pure evil? It's almost painful to break from my routine of smartass posts, but since I have a very deep and undying love of women in general, here goes. 1. There are websites, e.g., PublicData.com where you can do somewhat of a background check on individuals. Additionally some states, like good ol' Texas, have web-accessible databases that you can search for convictions. 2. I suppose it would be too obvious to mention that there are online sex offender databases you can search, but I just mentioned it anyway. 3. It is a very good idea to find a way to run a credit check. 4. Talk at great length with the guy's parents (especially his mother) if at all possible. It is almost certain that parents will be very biased, but you can read between the lines. 5. If possible, talk with one or more exes. 6. Talk with his best friends. By the way, if someone has no close friends, that should be a warning flag. 7. Ask about the worst breakup he has ever had. The idea here is to get him talking about any and all incidents where he feels he has been mistreated by women. 8. Get him talking about his relationship with his mother. If there is a lot of hostility there, be very wary. 9. How much and how often does he drink? Does he use drugs? Is he a mean drunk? 10. What is his attitude toward animals? Does he mistreat them? 11. Is his name Walt Appel? If so, no worries. He's a great guy and has not committed NEAR enough murders to be considered a serial killer. I could go on and on, but this should be a decent start. Here are some helpful links: Texas Sex offenders database (sorry to disappoint, but I'm not in there): https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/soSearch/default.cfm PublicData.com. A decent way to do a quick background check online: http://www.publicdata.com/ Texas criminal records search (I'm not in this one either): http://records.txdps.state.tx.us/ I will now go back to being a smartass. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #55 July 28, 2005 This is on topic. I promise. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she murdered her sister with a pair of garden shears. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Answer my question, and I'll answer yours........OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #56 July 28, 2005 QuoteThis is on topic. I promise. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she murdered her sister with a pair of garden shears. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Answer my question, and I'll answer yours........ Uh, the voices told her to do it? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #57 July 28, 2005 QuoteThis is on topic. I promise. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she murdered her sister with a pair of garden shears. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Answer my question, and I'll answer yours........ I could have sworn I saw this one page ago..... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 July 28, 2005 Everything seems normal around the house, then one day, Snap disappears... a couple of days later, Crackle is missing... a week later, Pop is nowhere to be found. That is almost definite proof that a cereal killer is on the loose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #59 July 28, 2005 Quote I could have sworn I saw this one page ago..... Whoops. OK so I was skimming. (Who's got time to read thru ALL of Kel's bizarre delusional threads?) And I already figured out Chris and I think waaayyy too much alike. Anyway, it's still open for answers....OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 July 28, 2005 A good hint is if you met him on this site By the way, he says he is a non-smoker and enjoys weightlifting in his free time. So no couch potatoes, I think he has standards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #61 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuote I could have sworn I saw this one page ago..... Whoops. OK so I was skimming. (Who's got time to read thru ALL of Kel's bizarre delusional threads?) And I already figured out Chris and I think waaayyy too much alike. Anyway, it's still open for answers.... She wanted to see if the guy she met would come to her sister's funeral so she could see him again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #62 July 28, 2005 QuoteA good hint is if you met him on this site By the way, he says he is a non-smoker and enjoys weightlifting in his free time. So no couch potatoes, I think he has standards. Holey shit! Is that site for real? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #63 July 28, 2005 QuoteA good hint is if you met him on this site Good point!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #64 July 28, 2005 ***Today at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. Quote Most serial killers worry during lunch about marrying other serial killers. It's a paradoxial thing."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #65 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteA good hint is if you met him on this site By the way, he says he is a non-smoker and enjoys weightlifting in his free time. So no couch potatoes, I think he has standards. Holey shit! Is that site for real? If it is on the internet, it must be true. You never have to worry if he is out getting drunk on Saturday night or chasing other women. You could take long walks down opposite sides of the barbed wire. If you wrote him, he would definitely write back (lots of free time) if he knows how to write (in English). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #66 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuote Anyway, it's still open for answers.... She wanted to see if the guy she met would come to her sister's funeral so she could see him again. No fair. Now you're just trying to shut me down. Oh well, it's a bogus question anyway.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #67 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteA good hint is if you met him on this site By the way, he says he is a non-smoker and enjoys weightlifting in his free time. So no couch potatoes, I think he has standards. Holey shit! Is that site for real? See, even that's not a guarantee though! Unless the inmate writes what he's in for, the site doesn't tell! In the few I browsed, I didn't see anyone say they were a serial killer, but that just brings us back to the question of how do you know for sure?! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #68 July 28, 2005 In the interest of fairness here is equal time for the lovely ladies of the penal system: http://www.womenbehindbars.com Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #69 July 28, 2005 QuoteToday at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea. So help me out, here. How do you know if someone's pure evil? Ok, this is a bit of a tangent, but since you mentioned lunch: http://www.deadmaneating.com/ Happy meal, anyone? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #70 July 28, 2005 I think that the definitive answer is their constant reference to violence. clicky The phrase "...or I'll have to kick your ass" does not predominate most peoples speech (especially if they are defenseless little wimmins). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #71 July 28, 2005 Just so we're clear, I'm not suspicious of the person I'm with now. I've just always thought about it (a little) since I learned about serial killers in psych. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #72 July 28, 2005 QuoteJust so we're clear, I'm not suspicious of the person I'm with now. I've just always thought about it (a little) since I learned about serial killers in psych. Well THAT kind of takes the fun out of this thread! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #73 July 28, 2005 What if I told you I wanted to have a threesome with Harold and Kumar? They're hot. But for real. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #74 July 28, 2005 QuoteWhat if I told you I wanted to have a threesome with Harold and Kumar? They're hot. But for real. OK, now I'm worried! Hmmm...maybe this kelel01 chick is a serial killer and is trying to figure out who else she needs to kill to make sure that nobody figures it out... Uh, Uh, listen, I take back everything I ever said that pissed you off. Gee you sure are a nice person!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites efs4ever 3 #75 July 28, 2005 I went to school overseas, and one guy in my seventh grade class was so strange I just knew he would end up in jail. Thirty years later I was in a grocery store and saw his picture on the cover of a tabloid. He had raped and murdered a woman and passed a polygraph about it when they investigated him. Later, when he was snitched off, they matched his TEETH to bite marks on the victim. A book (Silent Witness) was written about it, and one of those true crime shows on A&E did a profile about the case. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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happythoughts 0 #65 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteA good hint is if you met him on this site By the way, he says he is a non-smoker and enjoys weightlifting in his free time. So no couch potatoes, I think he has standards. Holey shit! Is that site for real? If it is on the internet, it must be true. You never have to worry if he is out getting drunk on Saturday night or chasing other women. You could take long walks down opposite sides of the barbed wire. If you wrote him, he would definitely write back (lots of free time) if he knows how to write (in English). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #66 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuote Anyway, it's still open for answers.... She wanted to see if the guy she met would come to her sister's funeral so she could see him again. No fair. Now you're just trying to shut me down. Oh well, it's a bogus question anyway.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #67 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteA good hint is if you met him on this site By the way, he says he is a non-smoker and enjoys weightlifting in his free time. So no couch potatoes, I think he has standards. Holey shit! Is that site for real? See, even that's not a guarantee though! Unless the inmate writes what he's in for, the site doesn't tell! In the few I browsed, I didn't see anyone say they were a serial killer, but that just brings us back to the question of how do you know for sure?! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #68 July 28, 2005 In the interest of fairness here is equal time for the lovely ladies of the penal system: http://www.womenbehindbars.com Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #69 July 28, 2005 QuoteToday at lunch, I realized I have a huge fear of marrying a serial killer/rapist/all other bad things. But the people who are married to them usually have no idea. So help me out, here. How do you know if someone's pure evil? Ok, this is a bit of a tangent, but since you mentioned lunch: http://www.deadmaneating.com/ Happy meal, anyone? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #70 July 28, 2005 I think that the definitive answer is their constant reference to violence. clicky The phrase "...or I'll have to kick your ass" does not predominate most peoples speech (especially if they are defenseless little wimmins). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #71 July 28, 2005 Just so we're clear, I'm not suspicious of the person I'm with now. I've just always thought about it (a little) since I learned about serial killers in psych. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #72 July 28, 2005 QuoteJust so we're clear, I'm not suspicious of the person I'm with now. I've just always thought about it (a little) since I learned about serial killers in psych. Well THAT kind of takes the fun out of this thread! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #73 July 28, 2005 What if I told you I wanted to have a threesome with Harold and Kumar? They're hot. But for real. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #74 July 28, 2005 QuoteWhat if I told you I wanted to have a threesome with Harold and Kumar? They're hot. But for real. OK, now I'm worried! Hmmm...maybe this kelel01 chick is a serial killer and is trying to figure out who else she needs to kill to make sure that nobody figures it out... Uh, Uh, listen, I take back everything I ever said that pissed you off. Gee you sure are a nice person!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #75 July 28, 2005 I went to school overseas, and one guy in my seventh grade class was so strange I just knew he would end up in jail. Thirty years later I was in a grocery store and saw his picture on the cover of a tabloid. He had raped and murdered a woman and passed a polygraph about it when they investigated him. Later, when he was snitched off, they matched his TEETH to bite marks on the victim. A book (Silent Witness) was written about it, and one of those true crime shows on A&E did a profile about the case. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
