Today's fortune cookie fortune....

[jumper03 0]

More like advice but what the hell...

"Enjoy what you have, hope for what you want."

wise words. But what if you have what you want?

Scars remind us that the past is real

[Lostinspace 0]

my fortune cookie yesterday, word for word

"She who attempts the absurd achieves the impossible"

[Ashtanga 0]

My fortune said, "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding."

So I finished my plate of General Tso's Chicken and then had pudding. I think the Chinese people who make those like Pink Floyd or something.

[Spizzzarko 0]

I got one once that said: "Please re-order Happy Lucky Co. Fortune cookies."

I got another one once that said: "Two heads like yours can make an ass."

[Stiner 0]

The last one I got said:

"You are a practical person with your feet on the ground."

Umm....not so much!

[SpeedRacer 1]

"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!"

Speed Racer
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[DTOXX 0]

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"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!"

This is my stock answer when we read our fortunes at the end of the meal.

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D.T. Holder
SIMstudy

[sunshine 2]

My fave fortune ever that i got about 6 years ago, and still have. "You are headed for a land of sunshine"

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Acensky 0]

My last fortune cookie said:

"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."




Heather

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

[TomAiello 26]

My last fortune cookie was empty. Is that bad luck?

-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
SnakeRiverBASE.com

[Girlfalldown 0]

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My last fortune cookie was empty. Is that bad luck?

Oh no! That's really bad luck! It's ok, I know how you can fix it.

You'll have to stand in a supermarket check out line and spin around 10 times singing "I'm a little teapot" as loud as you can in order to reverse it.

Get video please.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[sunshine 2]

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You'll have to stand in a supermarket check out line and spin around 10 times singing "I'm a little teapot" as loud as you can in order to reverse it.

Well if your stores are like mine, he'll be in line long enough to spin more than 10 times...

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[lawrocket 3]

I'm gonna bake soem fortune cookies for my staff. I've been thinking of good fortunes to put in them:

"Psychics will lead dogs to your body"
"Good things happen to those that do what Jerry says to do"
"If you are not fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm"
"You shall meet the acquaintance of The Gimp under most unusual circumstances"
"You make God sick"
"Did you bill a client for this fortune cookie?"

Any more you can think of?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[ltdiver 3]

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"Enjoy what you have, hope for what you want."

Remember, you have to add to every fortune cookie proverb the line...."In bed".

ltdiver

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

[grue 1]

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I'm gonna bake soem fortune cookies for my staff. I've been thinking of good fortunes to put in them:

"Psychics will lead dogs to your body"
"Good things happen to those that do what Jerry says to do"
"If you are not fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm"
"You shall meet the acquaintance of The Gimp under most unusual circumstances"
"You make God sick"
"Did you bill a client for this fortune cookie?"

Any more you can think of?

"Man who believes paper in snack is likely to die at the hand of supervisor."

cavete terrae.