Ashtanga 0 #1 July 28, 2005 I work in a hotel in Atlanta. It is a 7 floor building. We started getting calls from companies in office buildings next to us on the 8th floor and above. They tell me that there is a naked woman sunbathing on our roof and everyone in the buildings can see her. So, I get to go tell her what's she is doing. I go up there, open the door, and walk out to her. I say, "Ma'am, you do know that these buildings around us have people in them and they can all see you." She looks at me, covers up and looks at the building windows to see guys looking at her and laughing. She turns 5 shades of red and looks at me and said in broken english, "I did not think anyone would see me!" Then she runs inside with a towel wrapped around her. WTF, she didn't think anyone would see her? She's a little clueless. She was definetly hot, but clueless. I love my job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 July 28, 2005 Everyone that called that one in probably needs an ass whoop'n.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #3 July 28, 2005 why did you say anything? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #4 July 28, 2005 >"I did not think anyone would see me!" Then she runs inside with a > towel wrapped around her. >WTF, she didn't think anyone would see her? She's a little clueless. > She was definetly hot, but clueless. She may have meant "I did not think anyone would stare!" Not all cultures have the US's taboos on nudity. If a US woman walked around certain countries with her face or legs uncovered she would get the same reaction, and might seem as clueless as this woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #5 July 28, 2005 Quote why did you say anything? NO SHIT RIGHT! I would have gone to the other building ona break with Binos. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #6 July 28, 2005 Because the woman that called from next door wanted her office to get back to work. It's kinda hard to work with a naked lady outside your window. This lady is staying with us for awhile. I hope she doesn't leave because of this because she is easy on the eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 July 28, 2005 Quote It's kinda hard to work with a naked lady outside your window. says who?... and who says I work.. I am posting on here Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 July 28, 2005 Now, a true pimp woulda walked out, dropped trow, and laid down beside her, like nothing was wrong... Your pimp hand needs a brace my good friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #9 July 28, 2005 Don't be so serious all the time ! Lighten up my man. I know you are trying to educate those who are not cultured but still. Chill! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 July 28, 2005 QuoteEveryone that called that one in probably needs an ass whoop'n. My senior year in college, one of the girls who lived next door was quite the looker. Actually, all four were. But one of them liked to leave the window open when she showered upstairs. It made for some nice viewing from the kitchen window but after a couple of times I just kinda forgot about it and let it go. None of them were particularly nice One morning, I saw a dude in my side yard outside of my kitchen window who noticed it and was apparently touching himself. He saw me and split. So I walked next door and knocked. A roommate answered and I told her that her roommmate takes showers and leaves the window open, and I just chased a guy out of my yard who was watching, um, intently. The window stayed closed from that point. Another roommate actually came by to thank me a couple of weeks later and asked why I would give up a free show when most guys wouldn't. I said, "Well, I'm not like most guys. On top of that, I can't have guys jerking off outside of my kitchen. It ruins my breakfast." I'm actually proud of myself for making that stand. And I know there are plenty of guys out there that would do the same thing. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 July 28, 2005 QuoteI'm actually proud of myself for making that stand. And I know there are plenty of guys out there that would do the same thing. Right. There's joking and reality, unfortunately you brought reality to my joking. Shame on you, this is Bonfire.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brycew 0 #12 July 28, 2005 This thread would have been much more educational with pictures... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 July 28, 2005 DUDE. WTF? you should have wlaked up there with a chair and hung out for a bit. you misssed your chance to give them ANOTHER thing to bitch about. (vOICE ON PHONE) "um...like...there's this naked girl on your roof. I mean she's hot...don't get me wrong...but...UH... she's KINDA screwing this ugly guy up there. can you have them stop please? it's almost lunch time"My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #14 July 28, 2005 Quoteshe's KINDA screwing this ugly guy up there. can you have them stop please? it's almost lunch time" LMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 July 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm actually proud of myself for making that stand. And I know there are plenty of guys out there that would do the same thing. Right. There's joking and reality, unfortunately you brought reality to my joking. Shame on you, this is Bonfire. So, when you get called out to something like this to pinch some gal for it, are you gonna perform an extended reconnaisance to gather all necessary information prior to making the arrest? I guess it would be good police work. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #16 July 28, 2005 my question is ..... did you wear your camera helmet when you went to tell her... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 July 28, 2005 Damnit man, lets try this again. This is Bonfire, not reality...reality is out there where reality has to happen. In here we get to play and joke.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #18 July 28, 2005 Quotedid you wear your camera helmet when you went to tell her... Nope. I went up to the front desk a little while ago and she was in the lobby, dressed. Now when I undress her with my eyes I can visualize the real thing. She wasn't just topless she was laying out there fully nude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 July 28, 2005 QuoteBut one of them liked to leave the window open when she showered upstairs. It made for some nice viewing from the kitchen window That's a little creepy, that she had no idea that you could see her from that angle. Has any other person been able to see into another person's home/room/shower without the other person knowing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banjobill 0 #20 July 28, 2005 QuoteThis thread would have been much more educational with pictures... AMEN!....with a capital P and that rhymes with T and that spells TROUBLE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 July 28, 2005 I'd like to meet the person that complained about that............just so I could punch him in the mouth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #22 July 28, 2005 QuoteNot all cultures have the US's taboos on nudity. Tell me about it. I can't wait to go to Venezuela or anywhere that I can wear a thong bikini and not be whistled at, stared at and video taped. Ridiculous Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 July 28, 2005 well you're just gonna have to deal with it. you're a hottie and other than disfigurement there's nothing you can do. its a HORRIBLE thing to have to deal with but some of us are just more burdened than others. life sucks, doesn't itMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 July 28, 2005 QuoteRidiculous I normally try to keep the audible stuff to myself............but the drooling I have a harder time controlling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 July 28, 2005 Joe...you're so sweet Ha! And, yes, it does suck! I have to self-tan my bootie. I know only I and my boy-toy see it, but I like to see it tan Actually, truth be told, I bottle tan everywhere---I usually don't go out w/ anything less than 15 SPF block on. I don't want leather skin Annnd, I just thought you might want to know that (edited b/c I spelled bootie wrong)Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
