outlawphx 1 #1 July 14, 2005 So I just got back from getting my hair cut, and I feel like I've been molested! Male hairdressers and attractive female hairdressers seem to be able to cut my hair without grinding on me like I was a stripper pole. I wonder if these 300lb female hairdressers just can't reach my head over their beer bellies, or if it's just their way of getting their rocks off. Any other guys notice this? I moved to a different side of town, and I haven't tracked down a decent men's barber shop. I've been going to the wildlife preserve known as "Great Clips". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #2 July 14, 2005 Find an old Italian barber shop and get a #1 or #0. You won't have a problem with them grinding up against you.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #3 July 14, 2005 i'm a hairdresser man most guys would like that I thought? I don't do that though it's unprofessional. But maybe they just don't feel comfortable enough to tell you where or how to move your head.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawphx 1 #4 July 14, 2005 Quotei'm a hairdresser man most guys would like that I thought? I don't do that though it's unprofessional. But maybe they just don't feel comfortable enough to tell you where or how to move your head. Well, it certainly depends on the hairdresser Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 July 14, 2005 Find an old Italian barber shop... *** When I was like 18-19 years old, I was sitting in the chair at 'Ye old Italian Barber Shop' and the ole dude vapor locks and keels over 1/2 through my cut! It was about 5 years before I ever tried again! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #6 July 14, 2005 Dude, if your ever out at Perris or Elsinore find Heather.... you wont have any complaints.... or if you do, you got a problem.... I moved out of the area and still miss her cuts , and shes a dam fine human to boot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #7 July 15, 2005 QuoteFind an old Italian barber shop and get a #1 or #0. You won't have a problem with them grinding up against you. Second! Old Italian guys are the only people who cut my hair, and it's always cut short. Takes about 10 minutes for a nice milspec haircut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 July 15, 2005 QuoteFind an old Italian barber shop Thirded! I'm a regular at "Marco's" a barber shop owned and run by an ex professional footballer of Italian origin. He has two other blokes who work for him who are full blooded Italian and wander round singing in Italian if they don't have a customer. Great service, great haircuts, hot towel shaves and they always finish your haircut off with a trim with a cut-throat razor. A true gentleman's barbershop. Go find one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 July 15, 2005 no it's just you! The very fact that you go to a "hairdresser" (instead of a barber) puts you on the list right there. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NSEMN8R 0 #10 July 15, 2005 The chick who cuts my hair is a hottie. I pay extra for that kind of service. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 July 15, 2005 Quote So I just got back from getting my hair cut, and I feel like I've been molested! Male hairdressers and attractive female hairdressers seem to be able to cut my hair without grinding on me like I was a stripper pole. I wonder if these 300lb female hairdressers just can't reach my head over their beer bellies, or if it's just their way of getting their rocks off. Any other guys notice this? I moved to a different side of town, and I haven't tracked down a decent men's barber shop. I've been going to the wildlife preserve known as "Great Clips". _______________________________________ It's all hair dressers! The good ol' barbershops are getting scarce. The old barbershops were cool! The straight razor around the ears and side-burns. They'd get out the vacuum hose after your hair cut and get rid of the clippings. Then it was the ol' lilac water and the neck massage. You and the barber talked baseball or football and who was gonna win the 'series'. The same barber that gave you your first hair cut and a piece of Bazooka bubble gum. You came out looking like a man. THAT, was a hair cut. None of this stylin' shit with the bump n' grind. No siree bob. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawphx 1 #12 July 15, 2005 Yeah, my last barber used a straight razor and warm foam to cut around the ears. He said not many barbers do it anymore because of the fear of AIDS Not many shops like that around anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 July 15, 2005 Those barbers would 'listen' to what you said... 'to the ears on the sides and just to the collar in the back... neaten-up the rest.' You came out of there with a good lookin' haircut. You go into one of these 'salons' and tell them what you want and you gotta listen to their shit about their kids or their rotten gang-banger husband and how they're just getting over a cold. When they get all done, your hair looks like you should be wearing tattoos of panthers and 'MOM' and nothing like what you wanted in the first place. 15-min. in and out! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawphx 1 #14 July 15, 2005 No kidding. My last place only offered two haircuts. A "standard" and a "flattop". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 July 15, 2005 QuoteNo kidding. My last place only offered two haircuts. A "standard" and a "flattop". ______________________________ Ha, ha,ha...Gotta love it! Most of the places around here, offer different sized bowls! Whatever the 'latest' style is. I grew-up, wearing a 'flat-top' and now, I wear a 'standard' or 'long Princeton'. Chuck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 July 15, 2005 Note to self.... Must molest Dave next time I am at Eloy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 July 15, 2005 QuoteNote to self.... Must molest Dave next time I am at Eloy ____________________________ LMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #18 July 16, 2005 I used to work at a Great Clips. 3 out of the 6 girls that worked there had huge boobies, and out of those 3, 2 were rather large. I felt sorry for some of the guys that got thier hair cut. HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #19 July 16, 2005 I've got my own clipper. I put the half inch adjuster on, or sometimes the quarter inch if it's summer and I'm in a shitty mood and just go at it. I even trim the neck myself. You can do that if you hold a mirror in your hand and look over your shoulder at a larger mirror, like in the bathroom. Then when I'm done, I shower and I got maintenance free hair for at least 6 weeks and I don't charge myself a cent. Check my avatar & see for yourself. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #20 July 16, 2005 Quote Check my avatar & see for yourself. What is that? A #2?We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 July 16, 2005 Quotethe ole dude vapor locks and keels over 1/2 through my cut! Did you get a refund? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #22 July 21, 2005 Had he paid him, yet?We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #23 July 21, 2005 You can hire a hairdresser n the UK to cut your hair topless. Only one problem. I dont like women with hairy chests www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #24 July 21, 2005 o.k. guys what can we hairdressers do to make your visit more pleasurable, and be nice not preverted. I'm self-employed so some of my male clients would like to have a beer while they get their hair cut. Any other suggusetions.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #25 July 21, 2005 Maybe offer neck massages, or have one of those little foot vibrators while they are sitting in the chair ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
