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Should women be mentally stable before getting married?

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Rebecca    0

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never mind, even I can admit that is asking for the impossible:ph34r:



When I get married, I will hold him and love him and squeeze him and pet him and I will call him George.

I like pudding.

Let's see how long we can hold our breath. Ready? Go!

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My theory is that they can be perfectly stable UNTIL the gold goes on their finger. Then a reaction starts in their bloodstream that I suspect is caused by the gold.

Within 6 months this condition causes them to become convinced that hubby needs to be remolded into the man they want him to be, that hubby is really their overgrown child and should be treated as one, and that he will enjoy "shopping" with them on both Sat and Sunday!

Blue skies,

Jim

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My theory is that they can be perfectly stable UNTIL the gold goes on their finger. Then a reaction starts in their bloodstream that I suspect is caused by the gold.

Within 6 months this condition causes them to become convinced that hubby needs to be remolded into the man they want him to be, that hubby is really their overgrown child and should be treated as one, and that he will enjoy "shopping" with them on both Sat and Sunday!


HEY NOW!!! >:( Just cause some women do that to their husbands, doesn't mean all of us women will be that way[:/]>:(


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Easy fix: BUY PLATINUM! ;)



Nah, titanium is soooo much cooler. B| Platinum is nice, titanium looks like Platinum with a storm captured inside.:)
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My theory is that they can be perfectly stable UNTIL the gold goes on their finger. Then a reaction starts in their bloodstream that I suspect is caused by the gold.

Within 6 months this condition causes them to become convinced that hubby needs to be remolded into the man they want him to be, that hubby is really their overgrown child and should be treated as one, and that he will enjoy "shopping" with them on both Sat and Sunday!


HEY NOW!!! >:( Just cause some women do that to their husbands, doesn't mean all of us women will be that way[:/]>:(



Ok, most of them do... All women have issues of some kind, from what I've seen so far, and it's usually the guys fault (which is where they try to change the guy so that we fit in with their issues.) :D

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Nah, it was tried by a guy in Toledo. Created the high maintenance complex. Every closet in their house is full of her clothes. She was heard to laugh and say "Is that all?" when the news reported Imelda Marcos had 1,000 pairs of shoes!

Blue skies,

Jim

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never mind, even I can admit that is asking for the impossible:ph34r:



When I get married, I will hold him and love him and squeeze him and pet him and I will call him George.

I like pudding.

Let's see how long we can hold our breath. Ready? Go!



ROTFLMAO!! That's hilarious Rebecca:D:D





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Slappie    9

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never mind, even I can admit that is asking for the impossible:ph34r:



When I get married, I will hold him and love him and squeeze him and pet him and I will call him George.

I like pudding.

Let's see how long we can hold our breath. Ready? Go!




Beccas that is so you!! :ph34r: I can actually see you doing that.

Let's get some beers :P I'm thirsty.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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No, because my dream is to be the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons, and I shouldn't have to give up on my dreams if I get married.



Wow....so I guess our wedding is off then?:P
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rehmwa    2

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Easy fix: BUY PLATINUM! ;)



That just accelerates the insanity process. Imagaine a ring where the setting is more than the diamond - even a very very good diamond.

Metal poisoning is not pretty.

We started with a simple, cheap gold wedding ring as all we could afford. A few years ago I made it up to her and we got a new ring - the pic is close (platinum - new diamond, the whole works. The next year the matching platinum wedding band was an aniversary gift.

The band itself was 3 times the original gold ring.

It's really gone downhill since then :P.

(the original ring and stone we'll have reworked into something to remember or even give to the daughter - maybe use my band as extra gold for the project)

Guys are easy, I have a gold band worth less the $50 - I don't wear it though, rings can catch on things and rip off your finger skin.

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