Deuce 1 #1 July 29, 2005 Are you constantly surprised how you piss people off without effort? While asking questions do you tend to make people ball up their fists? Is that a skill or a curse? "Why do you do that that way?" "Are you telling me I'm incompetent?! Ass!" That kind of Ass skill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shark 0 #2 July 29, 2005 Yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #3 July 29, 2005 Attaboy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #4 July 29, 2005 My official tittle at the dropzone is DZA<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityGirl 0 #5 July 29, 2005 Are you drunk again, you ass!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vmsfreaky1 0 #6 July 29, 2005 Yup. However I always blame the aspergers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gmittar 0 #7 July 29, 2005 Yes. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #8 July 29, 2005 Yeah, but I'm working on it... Edit: WOW thank God nobody saw that typ-o, it kinda changed the whole meaning of my post...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pwln 0 #9 July 29, 2005 I think that it is a skill that has been fine tuned after years of hard work. I can piss people off by looking at them now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #10 July 29, 2005 Usually not, but several times a year it comes out in spectacular fashion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 July 29, 2005 Only when I want to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #12 July 29, 2005 I'm a JACKASS Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #13 July 29, 2005 I'm the ASSMAN! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 July 29, 2005 Ohhh...............I also just found out that when I am NICE to someone I am still an ass. Oh well..........maybe some day they will get over it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #15 July 29, 2005 QuoteOhhh...............I also just found out that when I am NICE to someone I am still an ass. Oh well..........maybe some day they will get over it. ______________________________________ Asses are inthe eyes of the beholder. I wouldn't worry about it. Those people have a problem. They just don't know when someone is being nice to them. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 July 29, 2005 QuoteAsses are inthe eyes of the beholder. Yeah..............and she is PISSED. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #17 July 29, 2005 Why I think that may be a rhetorical question! So tell me, how may I serve you today Deuce? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #18 July 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteAsses are inthe eyes of the beholder. Yeah..............and she is PISSED. ________________________________ Oh, shee-it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 July 29, 2005 Oh wait.............just got a great PM too. I can piss off both sexes equally well. I really laugh when people threaten me over the internet. What a fucking tool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 July 29, 2005 Highly qualified, registered, card-carrying asshat. Mostly intentional because I have a low tolerance of other asshats.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meridianjumper 0 #21 July 29, 2005 I know I have a bad habit of being an ass with folks in public service. Seems like those bastards at Best Buy got the best of me yesterday. I went to buy a TV and a TV stand. That is it. I had walked in the store without being bothered. I picked out my TV that I wanted. Still no sales person to help out with it. I walked to customer service and had them page someone to come help me. I waited 55 mins until someone came up to help. This was very much a pain in the arse. I would have walked out and went somewhere else if it were not for the sale that was going on. Anywho, after I bought the TV and the stand they were going to load it in my car. The guy at the door told me to get my car and pull it to the curb and he had someone on their way already to help load it. That they would meet me at the curb. I pulled the car up and sat there for 15 mins. Still no-one!! I walked inside and the guy was like "Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help you?" I was so pissed off. I asked the guy why my stuff had not been brought out yet. He said he forgot to call someone to bring it out. I almost lost it again! Man, I was really trying to be patient, but this was getting old. He called someone up and the manager stopped by the kiosk and just happened to ask how my shopping experience was. I told him that he needed to put a sign on the front of the building that said, " Come here and wait." He said he was sorry and that was it. It is not like it was busy at the time either. There was plenty of sales folks and stuff around there, but they were just in interested. BLAH!! Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #22 July 29, 2005 Yes, I am an ass. Just ask my wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 July 29, 2005 QuoteJust ask my wife. I didn't have to............she told me all on her own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #24 July 29, 2005 QuoteOh wait.............just got a great PM too. I can piss off both sexes equally well. I really laugh when people threaten me over the internet. What a fucking tool! __________________________________ That's hilarious! Well, you think about it, there they are, tucked away in their little cubicle or den and noone can see them! They have all that 'power'! Noone can see them or find them so, suddenly... they're 8ft. tall and bullet-proof. Duh! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #25 July 29, 2005 Home Depot, is another good place for that. I went to our local Home Depot looking for something. Couldn't find it. Sooo, I started to look for someone to help me. The only people in that store, I swear to god, man, were customers! After about a 15-20min. search, I found an orange vest with a warm body in it! I asked him where I might find what I was looking for. What he said next, almost made me fall-over! "That's not my department... but, I can call someone!" I swear to god, man! I had it. Went to a local 'mom n' pop hardware store, got what I needed... in and out in 10 min. Badda bing! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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kansasskydiver 0 #4 July 29, 2005 My official tittle at the dropzone is DZA<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #5 July 29, 2005 Are you drunk again, you ass!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vmsfreaky1 0 #6 July 29, 2005 Yup. However I always blame the aspergers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #7 July 29, 2005 Yes. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 July 29, 2005 Yeah, but I'm working on it... Edit: WOW thank God nobody saw that typ-o, it kinda changed the whole meaning of my post...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pwln 0 #9 July 29, 2005 I think that it is a skill that has been fine tuned after years of hard work. I can piss people off by looking at them now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #10 July 29, 2005 Usually not, but several times a year it comes out in spectacular fashion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 July 29, 2005 Only when I want to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #12 July 29, 2005 I'm a JACKASS Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #13 July 29, 2005 I'm the ASSMAN! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 July 29, 2005 Ohhh...............I also just found out that when I am NICE to someone I am still an ass. Oh well..........maybe some day they will get over it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #15 July 29, 2005 QuoteOhhh...............I also just found out that when I am NICE to someone I am still an ass. Oh well..........maybe some day they will get over it. ______________________________________ Asses are inthe eyes of the beholder. I wouldn't worry about it. Those people have a problem. They just don't know when someone is being nice to them. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 July 29, 2005 QuoteAsses are inthe eyes of the beholder. Yeah..............and she is PISSED. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #17 July 29, 2005 Why I think that may be a rhetorical question! So tell me, how may I serve you today Deuce? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #18 July 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteAsses are inthe eyes of the beholder. Yeah..............and she is PISSED. ________________________________ Oh, shee-it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 July 29, 2005 Oh wait.............just got a great PM too. I can piss off both sexes equally well. I really laugh when people threaten me over the internet. What a fucking tool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 July 29, 2005 Highly qualified, registered, card-carrying asshat. Mostly intentional because I have a low tolerance of other asshats.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meridianjumper 0 #21 July 29, 2005 I know I have a bad habit of being an ass with folks in public service. Seems like those bastards at Best Buy got the best of me yesterday. I went to buy a TV and a TV stand. That is it. I had walked in the store without being bothered. I picked out my TV that I wanted. Still no sales person to help out with it. I walked to customer service and had them page someone to come help me. I waited 55 mins until someone came up to help. This was very much a pain in the arse. I would have walked out and went somewhere else if it were not for the sale that was going on. Anywho, after I bought the TV and the stand they were going to load it in my car. The guy at the door told me to get my car and pull it to the curb and he had someone on their way already to help load it. That they would meet me at the curb. I pulled the car up and sat there for 15 mins. Still no-one!! I walked inside and the guy was like "Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help you?" I was so pissed off. I asked the guy why my stuff had not been brought out yet. He said he forgot to call someone to bring it out. I almost lost it again! Man, I was really trying to be patient, but this was getting old. He called someone up and the manager stopped by the kiosk and just happened to ask how my shopping experience was. I told him that he needed to put a sign on the front of the building that said, " Come here and wait." He said he was sorry and that was it. It is not like it was busy at the time either. There was plenty of sales folks and stuff around there, but they were just in interested. BLAH!! Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #22 July 29, 2005 Yes, I am an ass. Just ask my wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 July 29, 2005 QuoteJust ask my wife. I didn't have to............she told me all on her own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #24 July 29, 2005 QuoteOh wait.............just got a great PM too. I can piss off both sexes equally well. I really laugh when people threaten me over the internet. What a fucking tool! __________________________________ That's hilarious! Well, you think about it, there they are, tucked away in their little cubicle or den and noone can see them! They have all that 'power'! Noone can see them or find them so, suddenly... they're 8ft. tall and bullet-proof. Duh! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #25 July 29, 2005 Home Depot, is another good place for that. I went to our local Home Depot looking for something. Couldn't find it. Sooo, I started to look for someone to help me. The only people in that store, I swear to god, man, were customers! After about a 15-20min. search, I found an orange vest with a warm body in it! I asked him where I might find what I was looking for. What he said next, almost made me fall-over! "That's not my department... but, I can call someone!" I swear to god, man! I had it. Went to a local 'mom n' pop hardware store, got what I needed... in and out in 10 min. Badda bing! 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indyz 1 #10 July 29, 2005 Usually not, but several times a year it comes out in spectacular fashion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 July 29, 2005 Only when I want to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #12 July 29, 2005 I'm a JACKASS Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 July 29, 2005 I'm the ASSMAN! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 July 29, 2005 Ohhh...............I also just found out that when I am NICE to someone I am still an ass. Oh well..........maybe some day they will get over it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 July 29, 2005 QuoteOhhh...............I also just found out that when I am NICE to someone I am still an ass. Oh well..........maybe some day they will get over it. ______________________________________ Asses are inthe eyes of the beholder. I wouldn't worry about it. Those people have a problem. They just don't know when someone is being nice to them. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 29, 2005 QuoteAsses are inthe eyes of the beholder. Yeah..............and she is PISSED. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #17 July 29, 2005 Why I think that may be a rhetorical question! So tell me, how may I serve you today Deuce? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 July 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteAsses are inthe eyes of the beholder. Yeah..............and she is PISSED. ________________________________ Oh, shee-it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 July 29, 2005 Oh wait.............just got a great PM too. I can piss off both sexes equally well. I really laugh when people threaten me over the internet. What a fucking tool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 July 29, 2005 Highly qualified, registered, card-carrying asshat. Mostly intentional because I have a low tolerance of other asshats.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meridianjumper 0 #21 July 29, 2005 I know I have a bad habit of being an ass with folks in public service. Seems like those bastards at Best Buy got the best of me yesterday. I went to buy a TV and a TV stand. That is it. I had walked in the store without being bothered. I picked out my TV that I wanted. Still no sales person to help out with it. I walked to customer service and had them page someone to come help me. I waited 55 mins until someone came up to help. This was very much a pain in the arse. I would have walked out and went somewhere else if it were not for the sale that was going on. Anywho, after I bought the TV and the stand they were going to load it in my car. The guy at the door told me to get my car and pull it to the curb and he had someone on their way already to help load it. That they would meet me at the curb. I pulled the car up and sat there for 15 mins. Still no-one!! I walked inside and the guy was like "Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help you?" I was so pissed off. I asked the guy why my stuff had not been brought out yet. He said he forgot to call someone to bring it out. I almost lost it again! Man, I was really trying to be patient, but this was getting old. He called someone up and the manager stopped by the kiosk and just happened to ask how my shopping experience was. I told him that he needed to put a sign on the front of the building that said, " Come here and wait." He said he was sorry and that was it. It is not like it was busy at the time either. There was plenty of sales folks and stuff around there, but they were just in interested. BLAH!! Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #22 July 29, 2005 Yes, I am an ass. Just ask my wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 July 29, 2005 QuoteJust ask my wife. I didn't have to............she told me all on her own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 July 29, 2005 QuoteOh wait.............just got a great PM too. I can piss off both sexes equally well. I really laugh when people threaten me over the internet. What a fucking tool! __________________________________ That's hilarious! Well, you think about it, there they are, tucked away in their little cubicle or den and noone can see them! They have all that 'power'! Noone can see them or find them so, suddenly... they're 8ft. tall and bullet-proof. Duh! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 July 29, 2005 Home Depot, is another good place for that. I went to our local Home Depot looking for something. Couldn't find it. Sooo, I started to look for someone to help me. The only people in that store, I swear to god, man, were customers! After about a 15-20min. search, I found an orange vest with a warm body in it! I asked him where I might find what I was looking for. What he said next, almost made me fall-over! "That's not my department... but, I can call someone!" I swear to god, man! I had it. Went to a local 'mom n' pop hardware store, got what I needed... in and out in 10 min. Badda bing! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
