SpeedRacer 1 #1 July 28, 2005 Experts quoted in the Weekly World News have often estimated that there may be as many a 5 million extraterrestrial aliens disguised as humans in the USA alone. That's close to 2% of the population. So statistically, its quite likely that someone who posts here is an alien. So who is it? 'fess up. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 July 28, 2005 I vote for jumpchikkSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #3 July 28, 2005 Hmmmm....now that you mention it...a certain greenie seems to have a crapload of advanced knowlage about many things....hmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #4 July 28, 2005 I could tell you but then I would have to invade your body!!!! ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #5 July 28, 2005 Did you know my avatar really is a picture of me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 July 28, 2005 QuoteHmmmm....now that you mention it...a certain greenie seems to have a crapload of advanced knowlage about many things....hmmmmm Oh now you have done it...he is going to zap you into thin air! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #7 July 28, 2005 I'm pretty sure I am... no one could be this talented and good-looking and still be from this planet.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #8 July 28, 2005 This thread scares me. If you are an alien, please don't tell me. I'd rather not know that you want to abduct my body. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 July 28, 2005 QuoteThis thread scares me. If you are an alien, please don't tell me. I'd rather not know that you want to abduct my body. and so you're saying that you don't even want to think about the anal probings? (I'm postcall and way sleep deprived - or just depraved. But that's my excuse) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #10 July 28, 2005 I am an alien. I live on ChromeDome pictured to the left. It is a shiny planet with a really fast moon. I ride around in a space mobile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #11 July 28, 2005 i think billvon and aggiedave are both aliens...... no one should be as smart as bill or redneck but not than dave..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 July 28, 2005 Quote (I'm postcall and way sleep deprived - or just depraved. But that's my excuse) I'll go with depraved....it's more fun that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 July 28, 2005 I think Sheenster303 is an alien . . . and her supposed "fear" of aliens is just a clever cover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #14 July 28, 2005 Only Sangiro... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 July 28, 2005 All the people that post about anal probing and buttsex are aliens. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #16 July 28, 2005 QuoteAll the people that post about anal probing and buttsex are aliens. How about people that PM you about butt sex? Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 July 28, 2005 ROFLMAO DZ.com has sunk to a new low... anal probes and butt sexSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 July 28, 2005 QuoteHow about people that PM you about butt sex? Does that count? Hrm, that means 99.7% of dzcommers are indeed aliens. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #19 July 28, 2005 Exactly... scary isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #20 July 28, 2005 So one could hypothesize that even though skydivers make up a small (less than 1%) of the population on Earth that we comprise roughly 98% of all alien life currently on Earth.... Hmmm very interesting now quick all of you hide I see a black man wearing a black suit and Ray Ban's coming this!HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 July 28, 2005 QuoteAll the people that post about anal probing and buttsex are aliens. You alien... I'm calling the INS on you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 July 28, 2005 QuoteAll the people that post about anal probing and buttsex are aliens. Uhhh..............No.................We are from France........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #23 July 28, 2005 QuoteAll the people that post about anal probing and buttsex are aliens. Bwahahaha This made me think of that excuse you once used to call in sick for work She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #24 July 28, 2005 can I be an alien AND a JACKASS? I don't think I'm talented enough to be two things at once. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 July 28, 2005 QuoteUhhh..............No.................We are from France........ hmmm...that makes me think..... Frenchy is being strangely quiet since I posted this thread...... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
