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WrongWay

When she says the right thing.....

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.....without having any idea. B|

So last night, I'm in bed with my girlfriend laying in my arms, and we're both asleep. I wake up in the middle of the night to her mumbling or moving, I'm not sure, but anyway, I woke up. She has kind of a sassy attitude (especially when she's annoyed or when someone does something she doesn't approve of), so I thought it a bit strange to hear her randomly blurt out "You BETTER keep your hands to YOURSELF.". I, of course, ask her quietly, "What the hell are you talking about?", to which she replies, "I have a BOYFRIEND, get AWAY from me.". I look over her shoulder and realize she's sound asleep and dreaming. A small thing, yes, but man, I didn't have a hard time at all falling back asleep with a big smile on my face. :)
Just thought I'd share. It's the little things like that that make you feel good. :)
And shit, I was the one whining about my trust issues a week ago....I think it must have been my time of the month or something. ;):ph34r::D

Wrong Way
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That's cool man, reminds me of a joke though:

"Man goes out to the bars and just gets rip roaring drunk. Stumbles home, barely gets his keys in the door, steps on the cat, falls on the stairs and finally makes it into the bedroom where he passes out in bed next to his wife.

He wakes up the next morning, hung over as all can be, vomit breath and just messed up. Goes downstairs, expecting an ear full, only to see his wife cooking breakfast for the kids, with a smile on her face. She greats him with kiss and good morning. Puzzeled, he sits down at the table, observing his wife in a chippery mood, cooking away. He asks the kids if they know what's going on, did she win the lottery or something, and one of them replies

"Mommy said you were good and said the right things last night"

Confused still, the mother finally turns and says "While you were so drunk and passed out in bed, I tried taking off your clothes, but you refused and kept yelling at me HEY LADY, I'M MARRIED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
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