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Summer colds

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Why do I always get a cold in the middle of summer? It's 90 degrees outside, and I have a sore throat with sniffles.

Oh, wait! I just remembered. People get more colds in the winter because they spend more time inside escaping the cold. Maybe I have this because I'm spending more time inside escaping the heat.

Anyone else get mid-summer colds?

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I normally don't get colds during the summer, but I remember one summer (right before my last semester of college) I got this cold that lasted FOREVER! My boyfriend and I decided to go to White Water and I swear I think I had a trail of snot ride with me all the way down that cliff hanger slide... It was not pretty:D


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***Anyone else get mid-summer colds?

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Yeah they suck. But I have found that 10 Jager-Bombs makes it go away. Well it might not make it go away but you kind of forget about it.:)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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I just took some Alka Seltzer. I've decided I don't like that stuff at all. :D



Hold your nose when you drink it and it really isn't that bad. That's what my x-girlfriend told me about a blow job too. I think I will take her word for it, though. I don't want to find out.:|


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Oh, no, I meant the way I feel now. I feel like I just took 18 Stacker 3's. I'm shaking like a leaf on a tree. I was actually pleasantly surprised about the taste, from all the bad things I've heard.

It was definitely better tasting than giving a blow job. :D

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Thanks, Bob. I'm mostly concerned about not being sick at Rantoul this weekend. That would be no fun at all.



They SUCK! I had one for the first couple days at the Prairie... I managed to fight it off by not drinking and going to bed early those first couple days to save myself up for the big party days over the weekend. You shoulda seen the look on the bartender's face at the Lost Prairie Lounge when I said "Can I have an orange juice?" "JUST orange juice?" "Yep." "Ooookay..."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Hmmmm . . . you go to a bar and order orange juice around here, and I know what people will think about you. Or what I'd think about you. But that's neither here nor there. :D

Let's just say, I'd be checking out your pupils . . . big time. :D

I only have 3 nights at Rantoul as it is. I must nip this in the bud ASAP. :D

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oh. you can probably thank me for that.
Ive been feeling like crap since last week! :P

you'll start to feel better in a few days.:o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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That's right! You bastard! :D I was blaming this woman at work, but I'm usually not even within 50 feet of her. :D



or, its just Karma for you taking a nap in the middle of a party!:o thats just a no-no!:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Yeah, well you've got karma coming for blabbing the whole way through the movie. :P



Hey! I wasnt the only one. Its not my fault youre the only one there that hasnt seen it 15bazillion times!:o

Ive got good Karma in the bank. I helped kitties and made spagetti sauce!B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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