cocheese 0 #1 July 26, 2005 Going to the highest bidder or best offer. Everything is negotiable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #2 July 26, 2005 Hey, got any pics of you nekkid? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 July 26, 2005 QuoteHey, got any pics of you nekkid? Don't say that?!? He might actually have some... and I for one don't want to see that!!!!Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 July 26, 2005 Ummm No. That's kind of a "Buyer Beware" thing. No test drives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #5 July 26, 2005 Quote Ummm No. That's kind of a "Buyer Beware" thing. No test drives. Well then, I ain't biddin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 July 26, 2005 OK my offer is 10 dollars an hour but you have to mow lawns for mehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #7 July 26, 2005 I'll pay $12 a hour CAD but you had best be able to turn a wrench and make a great sami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 July 26, 2005 I do offer a money back guarantee if you aren't completely sassssified. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 July 26, 2005 I'm from Wisconsin. We already have enough cheese here, so I'll bid 50 cents to keep you away.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 July 26, 2005 Manual labor starts at $1 a minute using my gear.Ladies get can get me for $30 per hour of non-stop work.Full hour rarely needed, but gladly given.Tuesdays: 2 for 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #11 July 26, 2005 Will you race a duck? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 July 26, 2005 Duck n A !If it's against Sunshine's duck, yea I'll race it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 July 26, 2005 QuoteIf it's against Sunshine's duck, yea I'll race it. My duck is prolly retarded from breathing cement dust. I'll bid $20 on you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #14 July 26, 2005 Quote I do offer a money back guarantee if you aren't completely sassssified. What if in a few years, I just want to trade you for a newer model? Can I do that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 July 26, 2005 You can trade me in at any time. My job is to prevent you from wanting to do that. But a few years might be enough for me too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 July 26, 2005 Hey, when is the end of this auction? I wanna make sure i win. I have plans for what i'm gonna do with you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 July 26, 2005 Bidding ends July 31st at midnight EST. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #18 July 26, 2005 Quote But a few years might be enough for me too. Yeah, this whole commitment thing is what's deterring me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 July 26, 2005 Is a security deposit required in case he causes damage? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #20 July 26, 2005 ***I have plans for what i'm gonna do with you. Quote Sounds like something Dr. Hannibal Lector would say. Be afraid, be very afraid!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #21 July 26, 2005 All damage will be consensual. I'm like a cyborg: unable to do harm to good people.Not responsible for knocked over lamps due to errect body parts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #22 July 26, 2005 ***Not responsible for knocked over lamps due to errect body parts. Quote Now that's scary!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #23 July 26, 2005 well I have a piece of gum, duct tape and a coffee cup, which one ya want?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #24 July 26, 2005 Do you do landscaping too? My Crepe Myrtle needs to be moved.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pa2themd 0 #25 July 26, 2005 Do you pack and how many rigs do you have? Also will you suck my toes? Can throw in an airplane ticket to South Africa onboard our country pride and joy SAA "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
cocheese 0 #21 July 26, 2005 All damage will be consensual. I'm like a cyborg: unable to do harm to good people.Not responsible for knocked over lamps due to errect body parts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #22 July 26, 2005 ***Not responsible for knocked over lamps due to errect body parts. Quote Now that's scary!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #23 July 26, 2005 well I have a piece of gum, duct tape and a coffee cup, which one ya want?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #24 July 26, 2005 Do you do landscaping too? My Crepe Myrtle needs to be moved.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pa2themd 0 #25 July 26, 2005 Do you pack and how many rigs do you have? Also will you suck my toes? Can throw in an airplane ticket to South Africa onboard our country pride and joy SAA "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 July 26, 2005 well I have a piece of gum, duct tape and a coffee cup, which one ya want?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 July 26, 2005 Do you do landscaping too? My Crepe Myrtle needs to be moved.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #25 July 26, 2005 Do you pack and how many rigs do you have? Also will you suck my toes? Can throw in an airplane ticket to South Africa onboard our country pride and joy SAA "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
