Jessica Simpson

[airtwardo 7]

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Ummm...I'll answer that!!

Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna???

Ever seen a buffalo with WINGS?!?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[scaryshari 0]

Oh , I completely forgot that she doesn't eat buffalo.

Is she really that dumb? Or do you think she's pulling this crap for media hype.

is

[airtwardo 7]

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Oh , I completely forgot that she doesn't eat buffalo.

Is she really that dumb? Or do you think she's pulling this crap for media hype.

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It worked for Pam Anderson....the whole dumb blonde thing is a hype...if you get to that level you gotta have something between your ears besides bleach!

Kinda like when the pool guy was telling me how dumb George Bush is...The guy netting dead frogs from my pool saying an ex fighter jock can't walk and chew gum!

All media hype!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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[Ashtanga 0]

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But she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable.

MODERATORS! Ban this person for 14 days.

[waltappel 1]

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egggseellllent...I'll just have YOU for dinner

LOL

You could easily do a whole lot better than me, but coming from a hot dz.com chick, damn is that ever flattering!!!

edited to add:

(Of course if you ever get REALLY, REALLY desperate, I'm your guy!!!)


Walt

[Slappie 9]

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Oh , I completely forgot that she doesn't eat buffalo.

Is she really that dumb? Or do you think she's pulling this crap for media hype.

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It worked for Pam Anderson....the whole dumb blonde thing is a hype...if you get to that level you gotta have something between your ears besides bleach!

All media hype!

I really have to disagree with the hype thing. If you've seen the show and seen her sister. Their both about as with it as "Rain Man" She gives a box of rocks a run for it's money in the IQ dept. Seriously this chic is stupid. She's been spoon fed since junior high, hasn't had a reason to learn any common sense. No reason to now either.

I bet she doesn't even give a proper blow job and lays in bed like a dead fish.

Pretty to look at, no personality. zip.. zero.. pass, no thanks

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Ashtanga 0]

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I really have to disagree with the hype thing. If you've seen the show and seen her sister. Their both about as with it as "Rain Man" She gives a box of rocks a run for it's money in the IQ dept. Seriously this chic is stupid. She's been spoon fed since junior high, hasn't had a reason to learn any common sense. No reason to now either.

I bet she doesn't even give a proper blow job and lays in bed like a dead fish.

Pretty to look at, no personality. zip.. zero.. pass, no thanks

Yeah? Well your a chicken fucker. Bwaakaaa!

[masterrig 1]

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If you are for real....

7:00, dinner, my house tonight!!

LOL!!! Actually, I am for real--I'm pretty much a slave to the women of the world--especially skydiving chicks!

Walt

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I smell a DZ.com hook-up!
Have you ever seen some of these 'DOLLS' that most guys go nuts over, without make-up??? I've seen some before and after's in magazines, that would stop an 8-day clock. I'm with you, I like the 'real' girls! I dated a 'beauty queen' once and it wasn't for long. You talk about 'It's all about me!' Hell, in my day, I'd try anything once... that, was enough to convince me. My wife, on the other hand is cute, she's pretty and has a helluva sense of humor and she's 'real'! I love her to death. They can keep the 'plastic' dolls! It's like you said... fantasy.


Chuck





Chuck

[Slappie 9]

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I really have to disagree with the hype thing. If you've seen the show and seen her sister. Their both about as with it as "Rain Man" She gives a box of rocks a run for it's money in the IQ dept. Seriously this chic is stupid. She's been spoon fed since junior high, hasn't had a reason to learn any common sense. No reason to now either.

I bet she doesn't even give a proper blow job and lays in bed like a dead fish.

Pretty to look at, no personality. zip.. zero.. pass, no thanks

Yeah? Well your a chicken fucker. Bwaakaaa!

Whatever you say man.. I've jacked off to better fantasies.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[scaryshari 0]

I'm interpreting "hot DZ chick" in the *real woman* sort of fashion, versus the *fantasy* type. I could take it as an insult or a compliment, but I'm blonde and am unsure..you must be one of them-there edumecated types.

................oooooooooh shiney things!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

is

[Ashtanga 0]

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Whatever you say man.. I've jacked off to better fantasies.

Keep you gay homo tendencies to yourself.

[masterrig 1]

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egggseellllent...I'll just have YOU for dinner

LOL

You could easily do a whole lot better than me, but coming from a hot dz.com chick, damn is that ever flattering!!!

edited to add:

(Of course if you ever get REALLY, REALLY desperate, I'm your guy!!!)


Walt

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Pssst... Walt!
Don't do that... just kinda dig your toe in the dirt and say "Yes, M'am!"


Chuck

[waltappel 1]

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I bet she doesn't even give a proper blow job and lays in bed like a dead fish.

Pretty to look at, no personality. zip.. zero.. pass, no thanks

Yeah? Well your a chicken fucker. Bwaakaaa!

[waltappel 1]

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I'm interpreting "hot DZ chick" in the *real woman* sort of fashion, versus the *fantasy* type. I could take it as an insult or a compliment, but I'm blonde and am unsure..you must be one of them-there edumecated types.

................oooooooooh shiney things!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

dz.com chicks are as real *and* as hot as they get--take it as a compliment!!!

Walt

[masterrig 1]

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I bet she doesn't even give a proper blow job and lays in bed like a dead fish.

Pretty to look at, no personality. zip.. zero.. pass, no thanks

Yeah? Well your a chicken fucker. Bwaakaaa!

Whatever you say man.. I've jacked off to better fantasies.