Ashtanga 0 #1 August 4, 2005 Is a hottie. Double D's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #2 August 4, 2005 DAMNIT i thought you were posting a link to some hot pics or something... what a friggin tease. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #3 August 4, 2005 Nothing like pointing out the obvious... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 August 4, 2005 QuoteDAMNIT i thought you were posting a link to some hot pics or something... what a friggin tease. I never did get the whole Jessica Simpson thing until recently. Yeah she's attractive, yeah she's got a really nice voice, but then I saw this video and realized--she just doesn't take herself very seriously--and that *is* kinda hot! clicky Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #5 August 4, 2005 She is yummy but not good enough to make my top 5 list. 1. Which ever girl I dupe into dating me 2. Jennifer Garner 3. Jennifer Aniston 4. Jessica Alba 5. Sandra Bullock Ok That's how I see it so feel free to share your views.HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #6 August 4, 2005 You want pics? You got pics. http://img119.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicasimpson2yq2fn.jpg http://img173.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4402160tidi0fm.jpg http://img173.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4402146tidi4bu.jpg http://img271.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4402140tidi8ib.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #7 August 4, 2005 Let me guess, you have a thing for brunettes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackb431 0 #8 August 4, 2005 There is alot of truth in that statment!HackB A.K.A. "Puppy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 August 4, 2005 QuoteLet me guess, you have a thing for brunettes? I have found that most blond females are brunettes. But if they shave it's hard to tell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #10 August 4, 2005 Quote I never did get the whole Jessica Simpson thing until recently. Yeah she's attractive, yeah she's got a really nice voice, but then I saw this video and realized--she just doesn't take herself very seriously--and that *is* kinda hot! clicky Walt She just opened the DOORS on the GENERAL LEE!!!! [B]WHAT THE F*CK?!!!![/B] Maybe it's living in two college towns, but I've been served wings by better looking girls. She just ain't that special. BTW: Those headlights are pasted on.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #11 August 4, 2005 If I was a moderator I would ban you for 14 days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #12 August 4, 2005 So, the real question is... Is Jessica Simpson a brunette or a true blonde? You research that and get back with us.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #13 August 4, 2005 QuoteSo, the real question is... Is Jessica Simpson a brunette or a true blonde? You research that and get back with us.. Me thinks it's hard to tell. She probably shaves. I want to her. I want to her all night long! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 August 4, 2005 then I saw this video ... Quote C C C C C C CARWASH....Must- get -to- a -CARWASH!! She's a hottie...and I STILL think the 69-70 Dodge Chargers are the SEXYIST cars ever made! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #15 August 4, 2005 I agree! What's the deal? There's a lot better than her out there. There's a little 'honey' that works at the Sonic, up the road, that'd make her look like a share-cropper! It's all hype. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #16 August 4, 2005 that'd make her look like a share-cropper Quote Yeah but THIS IS TEXAS!! That's what share-croppers ALL look like here!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #17 August 4, 2005 Quotethat'd make her look like a share-cropper Quote Yeah but THIS IS TEXAS!! That's what share-croppers ALL look like here!!! _________________________________ I don't believe, I've seen a bad one! Like they say; "It's better in Texas!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #18 August 4, 2005 Ummm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #19 August 4, 2005 QuoteUmmm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? no that was just too damn funny!!!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 August 4, 2005 Quote It's all hype. Chuck I know what you mean about the hype. I have a friend who is stunningly beautiful and does some fitness modelling. You ought to see some of the fan mail she gets--they make me look like a total amateur in the perv department. The funny thing is, though, I would bet that none of those guys (or girls, for that matter) would recognize her if they saw her in person. What the media people are selling is *fantasy*, and I like to think that *most* people realize that. Personally, I'm just not that much into the fantasy images that are shoved down our throats. *All* women are beautiful. Some in more ways than others, for sure, but they are all beautiful, and I would rather be with a real woman than a fantasy woman any time. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #21 August 4, 2005 If you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #22 August 4, 2005 But she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 August 4, 2005 QuoteIf you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! LOL!!! Actually, I am for real--I'm pretty much a slave to the women of the world--especially skydiving chicks! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 August 4, 2005 QuoteBut she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. HEY! Guinea pigs are pretty smart.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #25 August 4, 2005 egggseellllent...I'll just have YOU for dinner is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
masterrig 1 #15 August 4, 2005 I agree! What's the deal? There's a lot better than her out there. There's a little 'honey' that works at the Sonic, up the road, that'd make her look like a share-cropper! It's all hype. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 August 4, 2005 that'd make her look like a share-cropper Quote Yeah but THIS IS TEXAS!! That's what share-croppers ALL look like here!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #17 August 4, 2005 Quotethat'd make her look like a share-cropper Quote Yeah but THIS IS TEXAS!! That's what share-croppers ALL look like here!!! _________________________________ I don't believe, I've seen a bad one! Like they say; "It's better in Texas!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #18 August 4, 2005 Ummm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #19 August 4, 2005 QuoteUmmm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? no that was just too damn funny!!!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 August 4, 2005 Quote It's all hype. Chuck I know what you mean about the hype. I have a friend who is stunningly beautiful and does some fitness modelling. You ought to see some of the fan mail she gets--they make me look like a total amateur in the perv department. The funny thing is, though, I would bet that none of those guys (or girls, for that matter) would recognize her if they saw her in person. What the media people are selling is *fantasy*, and I like to think that *most* people realize that. Personally, I'm just not that much into the fantasy images that are shoved down our throats. *All* women are beautiful. Some in more ways than others, for sure, but they are all beautiful, and I would rather be with a real woman than a fantasy woman any time. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #21 August 4, 2005 If you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #22 August 4, 2005 But she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 August 4, 2005 QuoteIf you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! LOL!!! Actually, I am for real--I'm pretty much a slave to the women of the world--especially skydiving chicks! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 August 4, 2005 QuoteBut she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. HEY! Guinea pigs are pretty smart.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #25 August 4, 2005 egggseellllent...I'll just have YOU for dinner is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
masterrig 1 #17 August 4, 2005 Quotethat'd make her look like a share-cropper Quote Yeah but THIS IS TEXAS!! That's what share-croppers ALL look like here!!! _________________________________ I don't believe, I've seen a bad one! Like they say; "It's better in Texas!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #18 August 4, 2005 Ummm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites teamjenn1 0 #19 August 4, 2005 QuoteUmmm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? no that was just too damn funny!!!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 August 4, 2005 Quote It's all hype. Chuck I know what you mean about the hype. I have a friend who is stunningly beautiful and does some fitness modelling. You ought to see some of the fan mail she gets--they make me look like a total amateur in the perv department. The funny thing is, though, I would bet that none of those guys (or girls, for that matter) would recognize her if they saw her in person. What the media people are selling is *fantasy*, and I like to think that *most* people realize that. Personally, I'm just not that much into the fantasy images that are shoved down our throats. *All* women are beautiful. Some in more ways than others, for sure, but they are all beautiful, and I would rather be with a real woman than a fantasy woman any time. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #21 August 4, 2005 If you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #22 August 4, 2005 But she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 August 4, 2005 QuoteIf you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! LOL!!! Actually, I am for real--I'm pretty much a slave to the women of the world--especially skydiving chicks! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 August 4, 2005 QuoteBut she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. HEY! Guinea pigs are pretty smart.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #25 August 4, 2005 egggseellllent...I'll just have YOU for dinner is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
scaryshari 0 #18 August 4, 2005 Ummm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #19 August 4, 2005 QuoteUmmm...I'll answer that!! Is Chicken 'O the Sea actually chicken or tuna??? no that was just too damn funny!!!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 August 4, 2005 Quote It's all hype. Chuck I know what you mean about the hype. I have a friend who is stunningly beautiful and does some fitness modelling. You ought to see some of the fan mail she gets--they make me look like a total amateur in the perv department. The funny thing is, though, I would bet that none of those guys (or girls, for that matter) would recognize her if they saw her in person. What the media people are selling is *fantasy*, and I like to think that *most* people realize that. Personally, I'm just not that much into the fantasy images that are shoved down our throats. *All* women are beautiful. Some in more ways than others, for sure, but they are all beautiful, and I would rather be with a real woman than a fantasy woman any time. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #21 August 4, 2005 If you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #22 August 4, 2005 But she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 August 4, 2005 QuoteIf you are for real.... 7:00, dinner, my house tonight!! LOL!!! Actually, I am for real--I'm pretty much a slave to the women of the world--especially skydiving chicks! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 August 4, 2005 QuoteBut she's about as smart as a guinea pig, which to me makes her completely undesirable. HEY! Guinea pigs are pretty smart.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #25 August 4, 2005 egggseellllent...I'll just have YOU for dinner is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites