BillyVance 35 #1 August 4, 2005 The Big Release He runs to find a clean commode, For he must lighten up his load. Innards heavy from the day, A brown egg bomb this hen will lay. Greasy tacos take their toll, As eager cheeks consume the bowl. For one brief moment he's at peace, Waiting for the big release. Minutes pass and so does gas. Pain starts building in his ass. Then his insides start to churn, Stomach pain begins to burn. He is ready for the worst. Suddenly, the dam has burst, Like lava flowing from his rear. He prays the end is almost near. Writhing there upon the pot, Excreting every thing he's got. Sounds and odors never known, Make him wince and curse and moan. A second squeeze unleashes death, Stinking worse than Satan's breath. Trapped inside his fecal hell, He flushes once to clear the smell. Here it comes, the second wave. He prays the Lord his butt to save! One last push should do the trick. And rid him from this mess and sick. He shuts his eyes and strains his brow. For he must end it here and now. Then a surge of rectal clout, That Zeus himself could never spout! Spewing forth from in his bowels, (Careful not to splash the towels.) Out it comes -- a chocolate river! Then, a sigh and tiny shiver. The pain is gone. The bowl is filled. One more drop and it'd be spilled. The ordeal's over. Now he's tired From the torment just transpired. Before he can get out of there, He must wipe clean his derriere. Standing, though his knees are weak, He turns around to take a peek. The toilet's dark. The air is ripe, It's time to leave, so he must wipe. But now he'll face the toughest issue, For he is out of toilet tissue."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 August 4, 2005 BillyVance, I'm surprised you didn't include a link to a video! No way am I going to include a video link, but here is a link to my favorite turd site: http:\\www.ratemypoo.com Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #3 August 4, 2005 Your favourite turd site? How many do you visit? Thats just wrong!Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 August 4, 2005 QuoteYour favourite turd site? How many do you visit? Thats just wrong! Ok, it's the *only* turd site I ever visit. Maybe I should have said it is a great site for the true turd enthusiast! edited to add: Not that I'm a turd enthusiast or anything like that--it's just a really funny site. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #5 August 4, 2005 QuoteBillyVance, I'm surprised you didn't include a link to a video! No way am I going to include a video link, but here is a link to my favorite turd site: http:\\www.ratemypoo.com Walt I'm sorry. I'm a guy, and can appreciate potty humor, but this is just...gross. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
