Thanatos340 1 #1 August 4, 2005 OK.. We all Know the Real Danger in Rantoul is Not Jumping from Planes, It is not the Highly Congested Landing area, Its not the Off Landing... The Real Danger is The Golf Carts!! Since my background is in Engineering, I have taken it upon myself to start designing A Rantoul Safe Golf Cart!! Here are a few idea... 1. All Golf Carts will be Painted Florescent Orange with Bright Multi Colored Flashing Lights mounted on top to Warn Swoopers that there may Golf Carts in the Area!! 2. Bi-Directional Air Bags to protect both the driver of the golf cart and the Swooper who still didn’t see Florescent Orange Golf Cart part near the swoop pond!! 3. Full Industrial Strength 10 point Roll cage with 5 point racing Harness. 4. Special Handles strategically placed so that you have somewhere to hang on while Mooning. 5. Additional Circular supports to stick your ass through while Mooning (Since Both hands will be occupied while pulling down your pants!!) 6. Seatbelts installed for 16 passengers. 7. Most importantly.... Gyroscopically balanced Cup Holders that will not spill your drink in the event that somehow the Golf Cart Magically turns upside down! 8. 200 decibel Air Horns installed to warn the general Public that "The Worlds Greatest Golf Cart Driver" is in the area. Any other suggestions?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 August 4, 2005 QuoteAny other suggestions?? Have hot chicks with hard nipples in tight shirts hangin' on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 August 4, 2005 Are you going, or are you just concerned for the safety of those of us who are? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 August 4, 2005 Both!!! (And I am really hoping to minimize the amount of human flesh hanging from the front of my golf cart this year. It starts to smell after a day or two!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 August 4, 2005 When are you getting there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #6 August 4, 2005 You need a place for the beverage cooler... yeah, y'all thought I was going to say beer cooler... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 August 4, 2005 whats beer?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 August 4, 2005 QuoteHave hot chicks with hard nipples in tight shirts hangin' on. As Self-Appointed Chairman of the Safer Golf Cart Committee.. I must object as I am certain that would prove to be an additional distraction!! All Hot Chicks riding in golf carts MUST not wear Tight T-Shirts while they have hard Nipples!! The only safe thing to do if this situation arises is to remove the T-shirt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #9 August 4, 2005 Quote whats beer? the skydiver's happy drink Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 August 4, 2005 ahhhh I see, well since I am such a good girl I wouldnt know about that... uhhhh no one look at the avatarSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #11 August 4, 2005 Well, no beer while operating the golf cart, but you could have ice cold water in the cooler and allow only the girls with white t-shirts on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #12 August 4, 2005 well to my eyes it looks like you're chugging down some whiskey, but i must be wrong cuz such a good girl like yourself... hell it's probably just a big ol' bottle of water that i'm looking at in the wrong light Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #13 August 4, 2005 QuoteWell, no beer while operating the golf cart Bad skydiver! Go wash out your mouth with JP3. I've never heard anything so silly ... How the hell are you supposed to play golf cart soccer while sober? BTW, my toenail has grown back in nicely. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 August 4, 2005 dude it was Kennys GF , shes evil, EVIL I tell you lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #15 August 4, 2005 i agree with you 100% on that one when you makin it back to delmarva anyways? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 August 4, 2005 Dont know, might be living out there soon, then its all over...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #17 August 4, 2005 [Mr. Burns] Excelllllennnntttt [/Mr. Burns] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 August 4, 2005 QuoteWell, no beer while operating the golf cart At Rantoul?? Now thats Funny!! Maybe we can reverse wire one of those In-Car Breathalizers so that the Golf cart will not start untill you Blow atleast a .13. "Quick!! I need a beer, I am starting to sober up and my golf cart will not start!!" And Of course it will have a Cooler, Never seen one that didnt!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #19 August 4, 2005 QuoteWell, no beer while operating the golf cart At Rantoul?? Now thats Funny!! You guys know I am being facetious, right?!! QuoteMaybe we can reverse wire one of those In-Car Breathalizers so that the Golf cart will not start untill you Blow atleast a .13. "Quick!! I need a beer, I am starting to sober up and my golf cart will not start!!" And Of course it will have a Cooler, Never seen one that didnt!! You make me so proud, represent the durty South like it should! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #20 August 4, 2005 ha ha... you forgot.. 9. dont let Macca anywhere near them...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #21 August 5, 2005 A rollbar with romber room pillows ought to do the trick! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
