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Ok this might be a little off the wall but I am asking anyways. How many guys have skydived with wood? Did your wood make it all the way until landing?? What are some of the risks invoved??:$

I'm going to try it so if there are any skydiving chicks out there that want to lend a hand;) to help make this happen I'm ready!:$:$
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I'm sorry. I am a non-native English speaker. Is there a joke here I should be aware of?



In the U.S., "wood" is often used to refer to an erect penis.

For example, guys tend to have an erection when they wake up in the morning. It's a hormone cycle thing. That phenomenon is often referred to as "morning wood".

Other common terms for erections are: hard-on and boner.

I'm sure there could be a whole thread on this topic.

Anyway, that's the deal on "wood".

Edited to add:

Your English is outstanding!!! There are many, many idiomatic and slang expressions. Here is a link to the urban dictionary site, which has definitions for many of them.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

If you do a search on "wood" on that site, you'll get an idea of what the site is about. Let me warn you, though, there are definitions on that site that I wish I had never seen!!:D:D:D

Walt

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Ok this might be a little off the wall but I am asking anyways. How many guys have skydived with wood? Did your wood make it all the way until landing?? What are some of the risks invoved??:$

I'm going to try it so if there are any skydiving chicks out there that want to lend a hand;) to help make this happen I'm ready!:$:$




Risks? None. It's happened to me plenty--no help needed!

Walt

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You crack me up with this fascination of yours... :D:D:D:D

With that thing erect it may counter your feet in your sit, thus avoiding the weed eater. ;) :D

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Risks? None. It's happened to me plenty--no help needed!

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Any risk jumping with BREAD?!?:)



I should've seen that one coming!!!

I think I would have a *really* hard time focusing on the skydive if I had some bread with me!

For those who haven't seen the thread, I was really horny for some bread yesterday and posted this (clicky), then sex came into the discussion, so I posted this (clicky), and it kind of went downhill (not really--it was actually pretty funny!) from there.

Walt

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Tight jumpsuits and air-friction... AAARRGGHHH ugly... pictures... in... head... must... look... at... hot... girl... outside... window... :)
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Jumping with wood disturbs your airflow and your aerodynamics. You have to calculate with it, otherwise you find yourself driving backwards when headdown or in a stand.. On the other hand it provides a solid grip for some funky freefly moves.. Haven't tried it myself though..

Max

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Jumping with wood disturbs your airflow and your aerodynamics. You have to calculate with it, otherwise you find yourself driving backwards when headdown or in a stand.. On the other hand it provides a solid grip for some funky freefly moves.. Haven't tried it myself though..

Max



ROTFLMAO!!!:D:D:D

Walt

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Jumping with wood disturbs your airflow and your aerodynamics. You have to calculate with it, otherwise you find yourself driving backwards when headdown or in a stand.. On the other hand it provides a solid grip for some funky freefly moves.. Haven't tried it myself though..

Max




Actually it creates a "Rudder" effect....

Great for tight turns!:ph34r:










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Ahahahahahah LOL Now this is funny shit...... hahahahahaha heheheheheheh hahahahaha
lmao....
Mental pic of the face of someone who just landed and has a mess in there pants and trying not to show....sick!!! hahahahahahahaha
And ya know why they all carrie the parashute in front of them now....lol hahahahaha jk....


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Actually it creates a "Rudder" effect....

Great for tight turns!
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that can be a mixed blessing though, mine sort of curves to the left so i fly in circles;)

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This makes me curious as to the seating arrangements on your plane. Do you straddle the bench, sit forward, or what?

I'd hate to be the jumper doing a gear check and grab the wrong hackey.

Just wondering that's all.



I can remember riding in Mullin's King Air at WFFC in Quincy. We were loading up the plane. I sat down then in comes this lady who was pretty good looking but seemed aloof or stand-offish (not too friendly), well she sits down in front of me with her ass right in my crotch. I started to get a funny sensation, and it was all I could do to stop that feeling right there and then by shifting slightly to put some air in the middle... :S :$
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Its not recommened, you could drop it and hurt someone on the ground.

It may be ok, if you hold on very tightly to your wood in freefall, or have someone hold it for you.

Remember, if you go in, flip over on your back before impact, you'll still die, but it'll be less painful!
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