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Hey my Monkey Mom chimin' in!
I am the daughter of SkyBytch and SkyMonkeyOne...what a proud heritage:)



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Pete Draper,

Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right?

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Bytch...Remember this? In honor of you I post this.:D

Chorus
We are the Post Whores, Shufflin Crew
Postin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just postin' for fun
Postin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Post Whore Shuffle.

Sebazz1
Well, they call me Sebazz,
And I like to post.
I'm postin you all about about a Giraffe Roast.
We've had the goal since 100K
To give Sangiro Pay Pal Play.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
We are doin' it because were not busy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Post Whore Shuffle.


Lummy
This is Lummy, and I'm world class.
I like postin', I like a nice ass.
I post all day and post all night,
I got to get ready for the weekend flight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Lummy Dance will set you free.


Sangiro
I'm Sangiro I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been postin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll fork you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do Post Whore Shuffle


(Repeat Chorus)

Deuce
I'm the punky vidiot, known as JP.
When I hit the thread, I'll set it free.
I can be serious, or I can laugh alot
I can't dance, but I can fly my slot.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I post so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Post Whore Shuffle.

Viking
I'm mama's boy Viking, one of a kind.
The ladies don't love me
but I don't mind.
I'm going to Eloy
To try to score.
but don't be jealous
Of my style and class,
I never end up spankin that ass,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to do the Post Whore Shuffle.


Jams
They say Jams is our man.
If Jams can't do it, nobody can.

Cornholio
This is Cornholio, and it's no wonder
I fall like lightnin', and pass ya like thunder.
So bring on Bill, bring on Quade,
This is for Scoby and Viking to get laid.
I'm not here to feather Doves ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Post Whore Shuffle.


BB
I'm BB, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the head and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to win and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Post Whore Shuffle.


(Repeat Chorus)


Sangiro
The Sangiro's comin', I'm gonna make a dent.
if the attacks are low,
Your gonna get bent.
I stop the advertisers, I don't like grass,
I like to dump guys on their ass.
You love to fly above the land,
But you better start makin'
Your RecDot plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Post Whore Shuffle.


Nathan
It's Nathan here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "Chromey,"
Don't know what they mean.
They launch it out and watch me fly,
Sooner or later I'll catch that guy.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.


Aggie dave
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me sit, you've seen me stand,
When I jump out I have a plan.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Post Whore Shuffle.


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I had a fabulous time. We went to London, Paris, the Champagne area of France and the Mosel and Rhine River areas in Germany. I want to go back!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Mount Up!


And do the huckabuck...or double!:P
TangoMonkey



I'm loving you a second time, tango:ph34r:


My :ph34r: parents would be The Rack™ and Sky:ph34r:One hisownself.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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