Which hole does it come out of?

[Frenchy68 0]

I think this is a very legitimate question: where does the Bejesus come out of one's body?
My concern being: one is trying to bang the Bejesus out of a fine female specimen. Problem is, the Bejesus is trying to exit via the same orifice the hunk is pillaging! Hence, the Bejesus stays in, the fine female specimen is disappointed, the Hunk doesn't really care because he's already asleep.
Is there a way to identitfy which orifice a Bejesus chooses as an escape route, so as to rummage a different one and leave the preferred one open to Bejesus traffic?

Mods, feel free to move this thread to Safety and Training if you deem it appropriate.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[gmittar 0]

Coming up with excuses Frenchy?

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Seriously, W.T.F. mate?

[chaoskitty 0]

While you're at it.. can you find out exactly where the "wazoo" is? Things are always coming out of it.

[FallinWoman 1]

I believe the Bejesus exits through the pores. Therefore it makes no difference which hole the man in question might be occupying.

I have no idea where the wazoo is....as I have lost several thing out my wazoo.

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[justinb138 0]

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/how.html

[Guest]

wazzu is in Pullman, Wa

http://www.wsu.edu/

You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two.

[mjosparky 4]

Frenchy,

Go to your room.

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[SpeedRacer 1]

I think the bejesus comes out of the ass. First jump students are having the bejesus scared out of them on the ride up. That's why we gotta open the door.

Speed Racer
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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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wazzu is in Pullman, Wa

http://www.wsu.edu/

Some of us don't want to remember that Wazzu is in Washington.

Go Huskies!!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[mdrejhon 8]

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I have no idea where the wazoo is....as I have lost several thing out my wazoo.

You lost your wazoo out of your wazoo?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Frenchy I always thought you were to beat the bejesus out of someone? In which case it just usually oozed out in the pummeled's blood.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Remster 30]

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My concern being: one is trying to bang the Bejesus out of a fine female specimen

Maybe the issue is that while this was your goal, maybe her bejesus was being scared out of by the banging action.....

Remster

[Frenchy68 0]

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My concern being: one is trying to bang the Bejesus out of a fine female specimen

Maybe the issue is that while this was your goal, maybe her bejesus was being scared out of by the banging action.....

Nice yet useless attempt at hi-jacking this thread.
Stay focused, people.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[Vallerina 2]

I don't think it's really a "hole" that it comes out of. I think it's the eyes.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Frenchy68 0]

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I don't think it's really a "hole" that it comes out of. I think it's the eyes.

So skull-fucking is not a good idea?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[Vallerina 2]

For numerous reasons I'm gonna have to go with, "no."

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[headoverheels 334]

Out of her mouth. It is a variant of getting religious during sex, e.g. "oh God, OH GOD."