Muenkel 0 #26 August 9, 2005 QuoteMuenkel...how are you? Doing well. How are you Nathan? Are you back in the hotel business? Ashtanga? Have you put to rest 'chromeboy' and 'nws01'? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #27 August 9, 2005 SPAM the e-mail kind59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #28 August 9, 2005 Prostate exams. (I'm cringing like hell just thinking about it!!!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 August 9, 2005 QuoteWax Lips (you asked!) I just know that there is a really funny/interesting story behind that. Care to share? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #30 August 9, 2005 QuoteProstate exams. (I'm cringing like hell just thinking about it!!!) Walt Here ya go, Walt. Worry no more. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #31 August 9, 2005 I would uninvent DZ.com. HAHAH! how fucked up of a world would that be? imagine all the progress mankind could make if we actually WORKED while we were at work.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #32 August 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteProstate exams. (I'm cringing like hell just thinking about it!!!) Walt Here ya go, Walt. Worry no more. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Here's the deal. My butt is a one-way street. Period. End of story. No exceptions. I have nightmares about stuff like that. It comes from when I was a nurse. Some of the things I saw still make me cringe when I think about 'em. I'm cringing right now!!!! (Damn--I'm in pain from just thinking about that stuff!!!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 August 9, 2005 Prostate exams. (I'm cringing like hell just thinking about it!!!) *** I'm sure it's not as funny as the story BEHIND yours! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 August 9, 2005 QuoteProstate exams. (I'm cringing like hell just thinking about it!!!) *** I'm sure it's not as funny as the story BEHIND yours! Very funny. There are actually several stories and thinking about any one of them is almost enough to make me start drinking again. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HydroGuy 0 #35 August 9, 2005 I'd uninvent plastic... And womens pubic hairGet in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #36 August 9, 2005 The vibrator. I would be worshipped instead of told to do her laundry. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #37 August 10, 2005 $$$ Money $$$ I'd put a'K' back in and go climb that tree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #38 August 10, 2005 Spyware and viruses "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #39 August 10, 2005 paperwork. i hate paperwork.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #40 August 10, 2005 Computer punch cards. They're useless now, anyway. I could say some real speaker's corner material, too! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #41 August 10, 2005 Y FRONTS! 'nuff said..... ladies??? Oh, and speedo's************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #42 August 10, 2005 Here is a good one, and no I didn't read all the way through because I'm Lazzzzzy!! Political Correctness!!! Being P/C has ruined the art of a good joke, or the fun in being a smartass!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 August 10, 2005 QuoteY FRONTS! 'nuff said..... ladies??? Oh, and speedo's *** Oh and how about those... "HaHa...I fooled ya Bras"!! There's a lot to be said about Truth In Advertising! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
