boinky 0 #26 August 10, 2005 10. I won't get to physically be with Mike until NEXT year. 9. ISP providers in other countries SUCK! 8. I keep losing motivation to pack. (Ever tried picking and chosing just YOUR stuff out of an established household of 9 years?) 7. It's about to rain (it's thundering and lightning now). 6. X husbands. 5. My cats puking everywhere. 4. My lazy children. 3. No incoming salary. 2. Not having jumped since June. 1. Dieting. But on the positive side, I'll be moving to Texas before too long! So no matter what else may happen between now and the time my truck rolls out of the driveway, Life is STILL Good!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #27 August 10, 2005 Okay. Now I'm going to cry. I think you all need to walk your silly little asses to the top 5 kickass things about today thread and BE POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #28 August 10, 2005 QuoteSee attached. ....Hey! Why single me out? This is a thread about bitching and I only had one gripe whereas all others have 10! Now I have two. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #29 August 10, 2005 I got nothin' .... I skipped out on work today, will probably skip class tonight.... ummm... I should mow the yard - does that count as a bitch? I didn't win the lottery last night - does that count too?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #30 August 10, 2005 QuoteQuote Add to the list: Leona Helmsley Imelda Marcos Jane Fonda That's all I could think of from the top of my head... Martha Stewart and Shannen Dougherty. Yeah! I was trying to think of that bitch's name from the Beverly Hills high school TV show 92150 or whatever zip code it was... It was also great to see Martha getting a few more weeks of the "home detention" thing... What about what's her name... the one who had a spat with Lindsey Lohan? Damned if I can remember... Mandy Moore???"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #31 August 10, 2005 Quote 10) My back hurts. 9) The silver thread keeps breaking and it doesn't want to go into the little hole in the needle when I want it to. 8) My pencil doesn't mark well on spandex, and pen marks don't show up on black. 7) I can't drink beer at work. 6) I can see canopies landing and my gear is at home. Unpacked. 5) My nose is running and I did nothing to make it do so - it was running before I ate the mucho en fuego burrito de pastor for lunch. 4) The soft rock station is the only one coming in clearly. 3) Dial up internet access. Need I say more? 2) My cool new Groovalicious tshirt is too big. And the number one bitch for today? 1) It's only freakin' Wednesday! So what's your list o' bitches for today? Just one...I was expecting to see something funny when I read this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissay 0 #32 August 10, 2005 I just have one.... 1. Sent my PC105 to Sony for repair, I just got it back 3 weeks ago after 8 weeks of repair. It broke AGAIN on my second jump at SummerFest, the POS won't even turn on. I am just so mad/frustrated/sad about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 August 10, 2005 Because you're a guy!!! I'm scared of any woman in a bitchy mood!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #34 August 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote Add to the list: Leona Helmsley Imelda Marcos Jane Fonda That's all I could think of from the top of my head... Martha Stewart and Shannen Dougherty. Yeah! I was trying to think of that bitch's name from the Beverly Hills high school TV show 92150 or whatever zip code it was... It was also great to see Martha getting a few more weeks of the "home detention" thing... What about what's her name... the one who had a spat with Lindsey Lohan? Damned if I can remember... Mandy Moore??? 90210 - Beverly Hills zip code. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #35 August 10, 2005 QuoteMake a greenie send my thread to that hell hole and I'll take you out repeatedly if you're ever lucky enough to jump with me I was going to let it be, but now, its degenerating... I'll just HAVE to move the thread to SC! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 August 10, 2005 Quote92150 Quote92010 Jeez, people! It's 90210. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #37 August 10, 2005 10. I just mistakenly ate a big dollop of Dave's Insanity Sauce instead of just the tapatio sauce. I'd write more but I'm bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose and the hole where my tongue ring was before it melted out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #38 August 10, 2005 should have been out of here 5 minutes ago but now i'm dealing with morons. drinking will happen in 55 minutes or i'm going psycho on their asses! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #39 August 10, 2005 QuoteQuote92150 Quote92010 Jeez, people! It's 90210. Well you know we're not all rich enough to live in Beverly Hills, or even in LA for that matter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #40 August 10, 2005 Yep, too bad for you . . . considering I've never even been to California. I think you're just ornery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #41 August 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote92150 Quote92010 Jeez, people! It's 90210. Well you know we're not all rich enough to live in Beverly Hills, or even in LA for that matter. Yeah! And we're like not all like rich enough to like own a television and stuff! Oh wait, yeah we are. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #42 August 10, 2005 QuoteYep, too bad for you . . . considering I've never even been to California. I think you're just ornery. Actually it isnt, I live 5 minutes away from work and 15 min away from the beach. Im not ornery...just spoiled Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #43 August 10, 2005 QuoteOh, wait. I got laid this morning. Oh [B]YOU SUCK!!!![/B] You just reminded me that I won't be having sex until [B]NEXT[/B] year, either. Can I have the top "eleven" bitches for today? Oh wait a minute....I do have toys. NICE toys that my honey picked/bought for me. Do toys count for having sex? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #44 August 10, 2005 10) The state of my bank account. 9) The fact I have 3 unpacked rigs right now. 8) I have to wait until Sunday for the last CPC competition. 7) My car is acting up. 6) People who are hypocrites. 5) I still have to work for a living. 4) I'm hungry. 3) I'm horny. 2) I miss my folks. Edit: I had to work pretty hard to come up with a list....over all things are great. Except #1.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #45 August 10, 2005 10.) Excel is self-aware and he hates me. 9.) I haven't had time to eat 8.) It's already Wednesday, but I'm not halfway through my work for the week. 7.) I skipped yoga last night, and I can't remember the feeble excuse I gave myself. 6.) My job is frustrating the pee-pee outta me. 5.) I have to go shopping after work, and I don't wanna. 4.) Houston summer sucks. 3.) Umm 2.) uhhhhh... 1.) Oh yeah, I have not realized my potential. But that's more of an always bitch, not just for today. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #46 August 10, 2005 QuoteDo toys count for having sex? Yes, but not for getting laid. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #47 August 10, 2005 Quote10) The state of my bank account. 9) The fact I have 3 unpacked rigs right now. 8) I have to wait until Sunday for the last CPC competition. 7) My car is acting up. 6) People who are hypocrites. 5) I still have to work for a living. 4) I'm hungry. 3) I'm horny. 2) I miss my folks. Edit: I had to work pretty hard to come up with a list....over all things are great. Except #1. But you don't have a #1. Or is that the problem? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #48 August 10, 2005 Quote(8) My pencil doesn't mark well on spandex, and pen marks don't show up on black. Lisa, it's best to use tailor's chalk to mark fabric. You can also probably buy some at local sewing/crafts specialty stores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #49 August 10, 2005 I have an ex-husband. He accounts for all 10 bitches for today. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #50 August 10, 2005 QuoteBut you don't have a #1. Or is that the problem? Oh.....right now I have a #1....it's safer not to post it.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 37 #49 August 10, 2005 I have an ex-husband. He accounts for all 10 bitches for today. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #50 August 10, 2005 QuoteBut you don't have a #1. Or is that the problem? Oh.....right now I have a #1....it's safer not to post it.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
