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CornishChris

Man dies after 50 hours on DZ.com ;-)

By CornishChris, in The Bonfire

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Is that how long it took to find out & get to where he lived?:o


Claymores really do come in handy as doorbells:)
edited cause we gotta be nice don't we.B|

Here's a deja vu loop I got caught in not so long ago

A group of jumpers who descended on a DZ from out of the blue.
One by one they said hello and one by one it turned out they were all from Cornland.
The funny (peculiar ) thing was that none of them knew each other and it had just been a big fluke that they had all been trained at the same DZ in ...you guessed it ... Cornland.

Next time they all turned up they were the best of mates. Those pommies needed to work on that one a bit . Funny (ha ha) what gets attracted to a DZ .

Now where did I leave that backdoor bell .?

More corny fun????:P

Me and a few friends woke up after a particularly fun night all lying around the fire. Weren't real sure why we decided to sleep at the fire when we all had perfectly good beds to sleep in .. some with girls attached. Any way when I went for a shave I found that I had a new little bump on me jaw under the side of me chin. This tickled a little so I felt it and it had a carbon copy on the the other side of my jaw as well.
MMMMMmmmmm where did these come from I thought to myself .
Just then a cornyish guy turned up and asked real concerned like "are you alright? ".
I had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. Hadn't he seen a skydiver after a bit of a heavyy night before? He was a bit young I suppose. I finished shaving but before the corny guy left (he must have just come in to check on me the thoughtful chap) I felt a tiny little touch on the side of my face. Looking in the mirror I noticed what appeared to be a shaving cut suddenly start to bleed. I knew I hadn't cut myself shaving and wondered how it got there.

I got suspicious given that I had some new little bumps as well as a mystery cut (the cut was perfectly round ??)
Recognise alien article (the bumps ) in my chin ....take evasive action.... a couple of self delivered quick jabs to each side under my chin later (make sure you grit your teeth dummy!) and the silly little bump gadgets were broken . No pussy footing here I mean real jabs. I busted em so they didn't work anymore.

Like tiny little balloony things. natural you say?? They weren't there the day before. I was supposed to be a real dumb phuck I suppose.

Here's my paranoid (realannoid) explanation. ;)
Experiment on the convict lads . Remote control dribbling of mind altering drergs into the system of some-one soes they can push some buttons , sit back and watch the fun.. They have gotta test their little gadgets out somewhere don't they?>:(

Quick jabs.... you get the lot all at once. Alrite it was a darstardly mix of a few different things ..some I didn't quite recognise. They mustn't realise you can get a bit immune to that stuff.

Funny how those little bumps were never there before and didn't come back again. If they'd asked I might have done it just for the fun of it but these guys don't know how to ask.

Corny you say ?. Paranoid? Being born paranoid you get to know when someone's trying to get a piece of you.

Next time you corny pericks should do your homework a bit better and hey.. me and mine have already be phucked over by real experts ..like about for the last 2000 years or so....not just by you guys that need more practice.

ha ha see you later alligator...corny is't it?:)

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