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kelel01

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WAIT! I forgot to say why I posted this thread! I want to hear all of your creative (even if impossible) jumping ideas, and if you have any expensive toys. I just want more stuff to giggle at. :D



Our last day at Lost Prairie, I was cleaning out the cooler and deciding what to save and what was too gross to salvage. The egg carton had been at the bottom of the cooler and had gotten soaked through, so I threw it out and was about to toss the three remaining eggs when I said "Anyone want to do anything goofy with these?" Figuring maybe they'd toss them at the porta-potties or something.

No, the BOYS wanted to jump with them. So began an elaborate exercise of tying pullup cords to the eggs so that it was easy to see the trajectory when they were released. Figuring out exit grips so as not to crush said eggs. Theorizing exactly how floaty an egg would be. And jumping with them.

Somehow, another group under canopy ended up being relatively close to the eggers, because when they got down, someone said "Did you guys do an object jump?" Sheepishly, "Uh, well, kind of ... it was an egg." Probably should have mentioned that to the other groups on the plane.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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what a cool video though... someone gets out of bed in their rv, looks out the window, scratches themself, has a red bull, grabs the rig and gets geared up, then opens the door and leaps!
"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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But I did say even impossible ideas were welcome.


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Okay....

I want to jump out of an immaculate DC-3, painted up like a giant Smiley Face.....with 1/2 a dozen of my closest friends....into the Largest Airshow in the WORLD....and then get my Diamond wing presented to me by a Movie Star.....someone like say, Harrision Ford!


Oh...wait.....I just DID THAT!:ph34r:


never mind..........:P



Now THAT's rubbing it in REALLY hard! (But that's ok--you're a funny guy!)

Walt

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