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I have no problem with a girl that burps in public. If she farts thats even better !


Blue Skies, Timber a.k.a. "Matador Rodriquez"



Hell, give me a couple cans of coke and I'll out-belch anybody EXCEPT "Booger" Dawson...:D

I have a pretty nasty gas problem on the other end too, depending on what I eat...:D

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***I have no problem with a girl that burps in public. If she farts thats even better !

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You wouldn't throw her out of a golf cart at WFFC either would ya! BWAAAHHHAAAA!!!;)

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It shows confidence. :D BTW, is the DZ considered a public place?? :ph34r:




don't know about the DZ but the plane sure as hell is ;)

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It is more annoying when a woman pretends she never farts/burps. Being able to cut loose means you can hang loose. Don't hold back on my account - I don't want you blowing up on me.
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Would you date a woman who can belch better/louder/longer than you can?



I have no problem with that. I know I can out-fart her.

It's kinda like Iraq/Iran saying they have better rifles. Doesn't matter, 'cause we have nukes.
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I have this habit of burping really loud when I'm hanging out with friends and family. I don't do it at work (well, okay sometimes I do). When my nephew was little and when I would babysit him, we would get into burping contests and instead of saying "Excuse Me" we would always tell each other "Good One"... Well, after he did that in front of the parental units and after my bro got pissed at me for teaching him that, I had to go back and teach him "Excuse Me"


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From outrage to admiration, depending upon the social setting.



For me, the more inappropriate the setting, the greater my admiration.

The girl who lets one fly at the President's table of a formal State dinner is the girl of my dreams...

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"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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