sunshine 2 #1 August 16, 2005 Do not pop a zit in a public restroom. It's icky and nobody wants to see that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 August 16, 2005 Sorry....did I get some on you?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 August 16, 2005 Use a cell phone. Especially when you're in the stall."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 August 16, 2005 Exchange greetings with George Michael. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 August 16, 2005 Change your clothes unless you have something, like your dirty socks, to stand on. Bare feet + public restroom floor = EWWWWWWWW.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 August 16, 2005 QuoteChange your clothes unless you have something, like your dirty socks, to stand on. Bare feet + public restroom floor = EWWWWWWWW. I was thinking that last night - the episode of Friends with Julia Roberts was on and she was standing in the men's room barefoot!! EWWWWWWW!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,559 #8 August 16, 2005 Remember that not everyone likes to come into the stall and find that someone peed all over the toilet. At least wipe it off so that they don't know. I've often thought that ladies rooms ought to have stalls marked "sitters" and "squatters." Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 August 16, 2005 Don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #10 August 16, 2005 Quote Remember that not everyone likes to come into the stall and find that someone peed all over the toilet. Interesting. I did not think ya'll had that problem. I definitely have to second that motion. ALthough I try not to do 2 in public. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 August 16, 2005 QuoteDon't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. *** Yeah.... And the gum in those machines is awful, tastes like Rubber! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 August 16, 2005 I found the love of my life through the listings on the wall.....at 8pm on Thursdays... What you should NOT do is call the one listed as Shrek...or Skinny...or "Loving Brit"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #13 August 16, 2005 QuoteChange your clothes unless you have something, like your dirty socks, to stand on. Bare feet + public restroom floor = EWWWWWWWW. Yeah, someone should mention this to Miss Britney: http://photos1.blogger.com/img/182/1682/320/britney-spears-bathroom.jpg "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cave_nate 0 #14 August 17, 2005 eat the mints ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 August 17, 2005 I do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 August 17, 2005 ***I do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! Quote BWAAAHHAAA!!!! That's rich!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #17 August 17, 2005 I've found that licking the back of someone's neck while they're at the stall tends to create a socially awkward situation... - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #18 August 17, 2005 QuoteI do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! I have always heard of them referred to as ass gaskets.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #19 August 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteI do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! I have always heard of them referred to as ass gaskets. *** "Bug Bite Butt Barrier" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #20 August 17, 2005 Dont go in with your shoe laces undone. Especially if your a male using the urinals. And if you do notice they are untied after you come out,DONT tie them up either. Think of all that piss on your hands. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #21 August 17, 2005 Build a nest, sit on it and then forget to look at yourself from behind before you leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #22 August 17, 2005 At WFFC, there was 3 porto-lets behind manifest. When people went in them on Saturday (weather day), some guys from an un-named vendor tent would pound it with green apples. (Their accuracy waned later in the day ) The night before, the big thing was lurking next to one with a golf cart and parking it in front of the door while occupied. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #23 August 17, 2005 QuoteUse a cell phone. Especially when you're in the stall. Don't drop your cell phone into the toilet and don't drop it on the floor in the bathroom stall and then scream obscenities because the person on the outside of the door could be one of the students in your fifth grade class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites motoboy 0 #24 August 17, 2005 QuoteUse a cell phone. Especially when you're in the stall. That's the best time to talk. it's like "hey, whatcha doing?" "poopin'" You at least have 2 free hands until it's time to go._________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Evelyn 0 #25 August 17, 2005 Don't sit on the seat unless there are seat protectors. Either squat or sit on your hands and then wash your hands afterwards. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Zennie 0 #17 August 17, 2005 I've found that licking the back of someone's neck while they're at the stall tends to create a socially awkward situation... - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #18 August 17, 2005 QuoteI do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! I have always heard of them referred to as ass gaskets.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 August 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteI do like the disposable cowboy hats that are FREE in the stall! I have always heard of them referred to as ass gaskets. *** "Bug Bite Butt Barrier" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #20 August 17, 2005 Dont go in with your shoe laces undone. Especially if your a male using the urinals. And if you do notice they are untied after you come out,DONT tie them up either. Think of all that piss on your hands. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #21 August 17, 2005 Build a nest, sit on it and then forget to look at yourself from behind before you leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 August 17, 2005 At WFFC, there was 3 porto-lets behind manifest. When people went in them on Saturday (weather day), some guys from an un-named vendor tent would pound it with green apples. (Their accuracy waned later in the day ) The night before, the big thing was lurking next to one with a golf cart and parking it in front of the door while occupied. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #23 August 17, 2005 QuoteUse a cell phone. Especially when you're in the stall. Don't drop your cell phone into the toilet and don't drop it on the floor in the bathroom stall and then scream obscenities because the person on the outside of the door could be one of the students in your fifth grade class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
motoboy 0 #24 August 17, 2005 QuoteUse a cell phone. Especially when you're in the stall. That's the best time to talk. it's like "hey, whatcha doing?" "poopin'" You at least have 2 free hands until it's time to go._________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #25 August 17, 2005 Don't sit on the seat unless there are seat protectors. Either squat or sit on your hands and then wash your hands afterwards. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
