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Define "biscuits". ;)

Blues,
Dave



Oh mw GAWD!!!

Nearly every time I look in the Urban Dictionary, I am sorry I did.

8. biscuits
Term males use to describe how their nuts smell when they have not showered enough.Guy A, inserts his hand down his pants and exclaims: "Oh man, smell my hand, my biscuits are done!" Guy B: "You sick fuck, I thought your mom was cooking biscuits in the kitchen."

"I need to take a shower, my biscuits have been in the oven too long."


Walt

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I forget to check things on it at home, as SurfControl blocks it at work. I thought biscuits referred to the buns (backside)?



They do. Per our beloved Urban dictionary:

5. biscuits

1. a small quick bread made from dough that has been rolled out and cut or dropped from a spoon.

2. buttocks

1. Pillsbury makes the best biscuits.

2. Yo Willis, did you see the biscuits on that chick?


Seeing the definitions saying that "biscuits" refers to a guys nuts, especially if they really smell, scarred me for life (like many defintions in the Urban Dictionary) so it's the one that stuck in my mind.

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when your kids can't remember who was last in the cookie jar and left the lid off[.:P]



Ok, now I'm tragically stuck on this Urban Dictionary thing!

1. cookie jar

A woman's genitals, namely because fisting her is like reaching into a cookie jar.

"Ooh, busted. He got his hands caught in her cookie jar."


hehehehehe....she said cookie jar!

Walt

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