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"Fans react to a sheared off baseball bat at a game at Arlington Stadium. When asked what could cause such an event, equipment manager Lorena Bobbit said, 'temporary insanity.'"

"Tonight on Art Bell, the strange phenomenon of levitating baseball bats."

"This is your bat on steroids."

"Canadian forces, watching a baseball game on leave, react in horror while being strafed by an American warplane. The Pentagon is investigating, but state that the Canadian forces failed to properly communicate their positions. Said a survivor, 'At least they got the flag upright, eh?'"

"That'll teach those assholes to "hey, batter" me."

"Carnage erupts as a radio-station promotion for the first to limbo under the stick turns tragic."

"That's the first thing KC's hit outta the park in a month."


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but a broken bat flying at high speed--now THAT will do some damage!




:D:D:D:D:D OMG! thats too funny.

I have to clean coffee off my computer screen now :P

edit: I can't spell. And to make Ashtanga happy.


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Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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The player who threw the bat in to the stands was fined $1000.00 for his conduct. When asked why he had thrown the bat, he replied " where I come from doing the wave is a insult!"
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th

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