Need Ideas on how to pay back my boss!

[jasonRose 0]

Ok, my boss is the worlds biggest prick and needs some adversity in his life. Any ideas on how to really fuck him over with out getting caught!

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[wingnut 0]

get promoted above him, they say succes is the best payback!!!!

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[Smilie 0]

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Ok, my boss is the worlds biggest prick and needs some adversity in his life. Any ideas on how to really fuck him over with out getting caught!

Didn't you just have a thread asking how to get him to jump?

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Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.

[Andy9o8 2]

Stay really late at work. After you're sure everyone else is gone, go onto his computer and download a bunch of porn onto his hard drive. Then send an anonymous memo to corporate HQ complaining about him doing it and threatening to start a sexual harassment suit against the company. When they send the IT guy over to check his computer, the fun really starts!

[lawrocket 3]

Hmmm. I need some info on him:

Age, marital status, general physical appearance, career.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[jasonRose 0]

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Hmmm. I need some info on him:

Age, marital status, general physical appearance, career.

Mid 40's

Dorky looking manager

Dept manager for a Medical center

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[waltappel 1]

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Ok, my boss is the worlds biggest prick and needs some adversity in his life. Any ideas on how to really fuck him over with out getting caught!

Not exactly the response you are looking for I'm sure, but I think your best bet would be to focus on how to make your life better rather than make his life shittier.

Just my 2 cents.

Walt

[FlankSteak 0]

Hump his leg, he won't bother you any more.

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[Mirage63 0]

Grow some balls and tell him to his face

[flyhi 24]

Introduce him to my ex.

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[waltappel 1]

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Introduce him to my ex.

Now THAT is funny!!!

I'd love to hear the story behind that one!!!

Walt

[skiskyrock 0]

plan A : The world is full of assholes.... learn to deal.

plan B : Obtain: 1 tasteful art object (must be high quality, suited to bosses taste, likely to be placed prominently in house, at least partially porus), 20-100 milligrams of (1Z,5E)-1,10(14)-Diepoxy-4(15),5-germacradien-9-one
, the cockroach equivalent of the funky cold medina (commercially available from chemical suppliers). Apply the (1Z,5E)-1,10(14)-Diepoxy-4(15),5-germacradien-9-one
to the porus areas of the art object, send to boss as annonymous gift. He'll have the sort of bug problem you usually only read about in the book of Genesis.

[lawrocket 3]

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Dept manager for a Medical center

Hmmm. This is indeed a very interesting situation. Considering the regulatory requirements, certainly a well-worded anonymous report to his superiors informing them of some indiscretions by his department may be useful - be it of real indiscretions or of made-up indiscretions. Of course, if you can put information in the report that are specific as to time and date when he would be working, that's great. Also add to it information that indicates a problem with something only he could be responsible for.

Sometimes the best way to do this is to never name someone or accuse an individual. In fact, this is an excellent opportunity to have a secondary mark in your department. An accusation of something that anther person would have done with the boss's approval could be highly stress-inducing.

Even if the allegations against him/them are not proven, they will be living under a long period of suspicion.

Most importantly, in something like this, you must never tell anyone. Ironically, this is the hardest part.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[chutem 0]

Remind me not to piss you off.
James

[Rookie120 0]

***Introduce him to my ex.
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That would be nice, so maybe then you can stop trying to pawn her off on everyone you know. Or dont know would be better. Dont want to lose any friends over that one.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Um, liquid stool softener in his coffee?

He he hee....

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[airdweller 0]

Stay really late at work. After you're sure everyone else is gone, go onto his computer and download a bunch of porn onto his hard drive. Then send an anonymous memo to corporate HQ complaining about him doing it and threatening to start a sexual harassment suit against the company. When they send the IT guy over to check his computer, the fun really starts!

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Until they realize the the it was all downloaded while the boss was out.

Good plan

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[skydivermom 0]

Send Phil and Brent from Tulsa OK after him. Have you ever heard of RD Mercer? He has some CD's of pranks that will have you rolling on the ground. He would get this guy but good!

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[TheAnvil 0]

Cut his coffee with decaf. be very diligent about it. Go about 1/4 decaf the first week, 1/2 the second, and then 3/4 the third. He'll increase his coffee consumption considerably. Then, stop cutting it and do something to piss him off on purpose.

Or, you could pretend to be him. Call the IRS sobbing from his office, give them his name, his phone #, and tell the IRS that you've cheated on your taxes, just feel terrible about it, and wanted to turn yourself in.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[AirMail 0]

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Cut his coffee with decaf. be very diligent about it. Go about 1/4 decaf the first week, 1/2 the second, and then 3/4 the third. He'll increase his coffee consumption considerably. Then, stop cutting it and do something to piss him off on purpose.

Or, you could pretend to be him. Call the IRS sobbing from his office, give them his name, his phone #, and tell the IRS that you've cheated on your taxes, just feel terrible about it, and wanted to turn yourself in.

I really like this idea.

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[livendive 8]

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plan B : Obtain: 1 tasteful art object (must be high quality, suited to bosses taste, likely to be placed prominently in house, at least partially porus), 20-100 milligrams of (1Z,5E)-1,10(14)-Diepoxy-4(15),5-germacradien-9-one
, the cockroach equivalent of the funky cold medina (commercially available from chemical suppliers). Apply the (1Z,5E)-1,10(14)-Diepoxy-4(15),5-germacradien-9-one
to the porus areas of the art object, send to boss as annonymous gift. He'll have the sort of bug problem you usually only read about in the book of Genesis.

Holy shit it's Matt! Great idea Matt. Smart friends with letters behind their name are the best sort for this kind of thing becuase they've spent so much time hanging out in college and with wierdo's in labs that they have to pick up some good ideas through osmosis if nothing else.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[BillyVance 35]

I was recently forced out of my job. Everybody knew it was because our assistant manager was a fucking prick who thrived on pissing everybody off and making our working lives miserable. I can't count how many people quit because of him. I held on as long as I could because I had a mortgage to pay. Well eventually my work performance suffered, and in the end, I sent a scathing email to the manager complaining about everything this asshole did. Sure, that put the final nail on my coffin, but by then I didn't give a shit. I wanted out. Now, we had just gotten a new manager a month earlier who was going to shake things up big time, and we knew that the asshole assistant manager did not like what the new manager was doing. So it was just a matter of time. Well guess what? Karma's been served! Yup, the asshole assistant manager was demoted to product engineer and no longer oversees his group, thus no more of his bullshit to put up with.
Even then, I still wouldn't go back. I'm burned out. But yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do next.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[hexadecimal 0]

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Not exactly the response you are looking for I'm sure, but I think your best bet would be to focus on how to make your life better rather than make his life shittier.

Just my 2 cents.

Walt

Sometimes the entertaining situations created by making someone else's life worse can make your life better

Maybe I'm an asshole... but it always puts a big smile on my face to see someone I'm not fond of suffer

[tumbler 0]

Go to the magazine rack and buy all the porn mags you can...

Now take out all the order forms, fill them out and have them sent to his work, in his name, with his phone number.

Really starts pissing people off when those magazines start sending the bills a month later!