Buried 0 #1 May 26, 2005 within the new few weeks i should have a few hundred old business cards to do something with. Yes i could throw them in recycling, but that is boring. What can one do with them?... Maybe throw them into a bonfire? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 May 26, 2005 Got a shredder? Make confetti! Then one day at the DZ, on jump run when they open the door, take a handful and toss it up! Guaranteed fun! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 May 26, 2005 Pack 'em in the folds of someone's main! They'll think, the sumbitch blew-up. We did that years ago to our DZO. Then too, we hid his clothes while he was doing a naked dive too! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #4 May 26, 2005 Well if you want to dispose of them in a symbolic way, then the bonfire might be a good place for them. (I'm guessing that you're leaving your job or something?) I have a folder of business cards that I started about 12 years ago. It's turned into an interesting assortment of business cards, slips of paper and bar napkins with people's names and addresses, etc... I no longer keep my "business" business cards in there because it's too disorganized, but it's entertaining to look through sometimes because it now has lots of memories in it... (Yes, I am a goofy sentimental person.) Oh and masterrig: That is one of the reasons I don't want to do a naked skydive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikki_ZH 0 #5 May 26, 2005 They make good filters...Michi (#1068) hsbc/gba/sba www.swissbaseassociation.ch www.michibase.ch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 May 26, 2005 pick out the ones of people that either didnt give you any business or you just simply do not like. Visit as many gay porn sites as possible and register their email addresses on said sites. Repeat as often as necessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 May 26, 2005 Whatever you do..........don't let your single friends get ahold of them. You'll have every hideously ugly woman in the state thinking she met you at the club last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 May 26, 2005 Quotepick out the ones of people that either didnt give you any business or you just simply do not like. Visit as many gay porn sites as possible and register their email addresses on said sites. Repeat as often as necessary that wouldn't work since they are my cards I think I've only ever given out 3 or 4 of them Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #9 May 26, 2005 Quote(I'm guessing that you're leaving your job or something?) correct a bigger better grander new job Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #10 May 26, 2005 QuoteGot a shredder? Make confetti! Then one day at the DZ, on jump run when they open the door, take a handful and toss it up! Guaranteed fun! that sounds like fun!!!!!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 May 26, 2005 QuoteQuote(I'm guessing that you're leaving your job or something?) correct a bigger better grander new job Ah, then Congratulations! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #12 May 26, 2005 QuoteWhatever you do..........don't let your single friends get ahold of them. You'll have every hideously ugly woman in the state thinking she met you at the club last night. ha that would be horrible Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #13 May 26, 2005 thx! Keep the ideas flowing. I'd get in some trouble if i shredded them Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #14 May 26, 2005 how old? if your number is still the same, i'd start dropping them in those freebie fishbowls they have @ restaurants (you know, where they draw your name for a free meal..)i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #15 May 26, 2005 I actually kept some of the business cards I had while I was doing a co-op in college... they were cool though... cause they had Japanese on one side of the card... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites daniel_owen_uk 0 #16 May 26, 2005 QuoteThey make good filters... CoughRoachPaperCough __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #17 May 26, 2005 Will you actually be working at this new job? Or just getting paid more to continue doing nothing... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #18 May 26, 2005 Quotehow old? if your number is still the same, i'd start dropping them in those freebie fishbowls they have @ restaurants (you know, where they draw your name for a free meal..) I like that idea, but the number will be different.. which is actually a good thing! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #19 May 26, 2005 QuoteWill you actually be working at this new job? Or just getting paid more to continue doing nothing... sadly it will require work.. or at least that is what i'm told Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #20 May 26, 2005 Throw them out of the plane on the way to alltitude,over town or something......bound to start an investigation of sorts.....................smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #21 May 26, 2005 QuoteThrow them out of the plane on the way to alltitude,over town or something......bound to start an investigation of sorts..................... thats what you do with someone else's cards Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #22 August 18, 2005 ok now it's offical. I got a new job! I need some more idears for this now. sadly to say I may not be able to post as much anymore. Good for you guys, bad for me Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #23 August 18, 2005 Congratulations on your new job Zach... we'll have to celebrate it this weekend!! As for the idea with the business cards, you can just give one to every stripper we meet. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Buried 0 #12 May 26, 2005 QuoteWhatever you do..........don't let your single friends get ahold of them. You'll have every hideously ugly woman in the state thinking she met you at the club last night. ha that would be horrible Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #13 May 26, 2005 thx! Keep the ideas flowing. I'd get in some trouble if i shredded them Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #14 May 26, 2005 how old? if your number is still the same, i'd start dropping them in those freebie fishbowls they have @ restaurants (you know, where they draw your name for a free meal..)i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 May 26, 2005 I actually kept some of the business cards I had while I was doing a co-op in college... they were cool though... cause they had Japanese on one side of the card... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #16 May 26, 2005 QuoteThey make good filters... CoughRoachPaperCough __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 May 26, 2005 Will you actually be working at this new job? Or just getting paid more to continue doing nothing... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #18 May 26, 2005 Quotehow old? if your number is still the same, i'd start dropping them in those freebie fishbowls they have @ restaurants (you know, where they draw your name for a free meal..) I like that idea, but the number will be different.. which is actually a good thing! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #19 May 26, 2005 QuoteWill you actually be working at this new job? Or just getting paid more to continue doing nothing... sadly it will require work.. or at least that is what i'm told Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #20 May 26, 2005 Throw them out of the plane on the way to alltitude,over town or something......bound to start an investigation of sorts.....................smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #21 May 26, 2005 QuoteThrow them out of the plane on the way to alltitude,over town or something......bound to start an investigation of sorts..................... thats what you do with someone else's cards Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #22 August 18, 2005 ok now it's offical. I got a new job! I need some more idears for this now. sadly to say I may not be able to post as much anymore. Good for you guys, bad for me Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #23 August 18, 2005 Congratulations on your new job Zach... we'll have to celebrate it this weekend!! As for the idea with the business cards, you can just give one to every stripper we meet. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
