Ah marriage...

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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face.I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted Him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors'd'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?......... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FUCKING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

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[chaoskitty 0]

that bwessed awwangement...
.. that dweam wivin a dweam..

[Peej 0]

Glad you enjoyed it, funnily enough my mom sent it to me earlier

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[Mike111 0]

lololol.

10/10.


But the husband reply?

[hobbes4star 0]

ROLMAO.
that was funny movie

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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Isn't love a beautiful thing....

She goes out of her way for him... but still he's a jackass..

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that bwessed awwangement...
.. that dweam wivin a dweam..

My husband is always quoting that one..."And mawwiage, sweet mawwiage..."

That's what he had the florist put on the card for our 10 year anniversary when he sent me the most beautimous flowers...

(PS, the florist thought it was a typo, and wrote "10 years of sweet marriage." )

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[chaoskitty 0]

.. and wove.. twue wove... will fowwow you... fowevea....

I could go on and on..

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