Douva 0 #1 August 17, 2005 I think I'm finally desperate enough to give personal ads a try. Women, would the attached ad catch your attention?I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newshooter12 0 #2 August 17, 2005 that's a keeper. thanks. gotta love the creativity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #3 August 17, 2005 Bumping my own post BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 August 17, 2005 QuoteWomen, would the attached ad catch your attention? "A Tall, Well-built Woman Who..."*** Nope. I'm short. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #5 August 17, 2005 Quote "A Tall, Well-built Woman Who..."*** Nope. I'm short. You're not that short. And you're certainly well-built. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 August 17, 2005 QuoteQuote "A Tall, Well-built Woman Who..."*** Nope. I'm short. You're not that short. And you're certainly well-built. I'm 5'3", which is NOT tall! And thanks - I didn't dispute the "well-built" part either! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #7 August 17, 2005 you must have eyes like a hawk to spot that one!! Very cool though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #8 August 17, 2005 5.3 is a perfect size... with optional platform stiletto FMShoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevlarsxs 0 #9 August 18, 2005 Thats funny douva "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 August 19, 2005 What about this one? http://wtop.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=555113"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygirlie12 0 #11 August 19, 2005 too funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #12 August 19, 2005 I like the corn field personal ad--very creative. I was once working on a movie at a minor league ballpark, and the powers that be realized they needed to change the image on the Teletron, but nobody knew how. I was a production assistant for the baseball department, and part of my job was to change the scoreboards (separate from the Teletron), so they asked me to figure it out. Once I'd figured out the Teletron computer, I started having some fun. A hundred and some odd crew members and a few hundred extras were treated a giant personal ad for one of the guys in my department, complete with a made-up list of turn-ons, turn-offs, etc. I think everybody enjoyed it.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #13 August 19, 2005 QuoteThats funny douva It was just as funny when BillyVance posted it about a month ago.______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
