Bolas 5 #1 August 18, 2005 I hate to say it but surfboards are in better shape than canopies: Surfboards are firm, well shaped, and have cool fins for stabilizers. They use one thick line to connect to the user that can break away if necessary Canopies are have no support, no shape without wind, and no cool fins. They have to use lots of small lines to connect to the user. The lines don't break normally and can slice you to ribbons. It's no comparison. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 August 18, 2005 BOLAS YOU DORK!!!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 August 18, 2005 That's bullshit! When was the last time you crawled inside your surfboard and took a nap? Canopies are way better because they are softer and they allow you to fly! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 August 18, 2005 QuoteThat's bullshit! When was the last time you crawled inside your surfboard and took a nap? Canopies are way better because they are softer and they allow you to fly! Yes, but will your canopy keep you afloat in the water?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #5 August 18, 2005 Ok, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #6 August 18, 2005 QuoteOk, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out Skysurfing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteOk, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out Skysurfing Oh yeah? Try and land it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOk, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out Skysurfing Oh yeah? Try and land it. I'll try it once you (successfully) surf your canopy in the ocean. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOk, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out Skysurfing Oh yeah? Try and land it. I'll try it once you (successfully) surf your canopy in the ocean. I will land my gear in the ocean first if you land a surfboard after. You don't get a parachute. My parachute farts in your surfboards general direction! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 August 19, 2005 Quote I will land my gear in the ocean first if you land a surfboard after. You don't get a parachute. My parachute farts in your surfboards general direction! Nope, you have to successfully "Hang 10" on a pipeline using only your canopy. No landing in the water, you have to paddle your canopy out. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 August 19, 2005 Quoteand no cool fins Ahem, look on top of a Nitron... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #12 August 19, 2005 You crack me up Bolas!!!! Yeah, what he said!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joellercoaster 6 #13 August 19, 2005 Many of the other problems can be avoided by buying an airlocked canopy, too ;)-- "I'll tell you how all skydivers are judged, . They are judged by the laws of physics." - kkeenan "You jump out, pull the string and either live or die. What's there to be good at? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites