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Surfboards are in better shape than canopies

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I hate to say it but surfboards are in better shape than canopies:

Surfboards are firm, well shaped, and have cool fins for stabilizers. They use one thick line to connect to the user that can break away if necessary

Canopies are have no support, no shape without wind, and no cool fins. They have to use lots of small lines to connect to the user. The lines don't break normally and can slice you to ribbons.

It's no comparison. :P
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That's bullshit! When was the last time you crawled inside your surfboard and took a nap? Canopies are way better because they are softer and they allow you to fly!

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Yes, but will your canopy keep you afloat in the water?
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Ok, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! >:(

You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out :o:D



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Oh yeah? Try and land it.



I'll try it once you (successfully) surf your canopy in the ocean. :)
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Ok, now THAT is it!!! You have gone way overboard now!!! >:(

You try your surfboard next time you jump and let us know how that works out :o:D



Skysurfing



Oh yeah? Try and land it.



I'll try it once you (successfully) surf your canopy in the ocean. :)


I will land my gear in the ocean first if you land a surfboard after. You don't get a parachute.

My parachute farts in your surfboards general direction!

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I will land my gear in the ocean first if you land a surfboard after. You don't get a parachute.

My parachute farts in your surfboards general direction!



Nope, you have to successfully "Hang 10" on a pipeline using only your canopy. No landing in the water, you have to paddle your canopy out. :)
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