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QuoteJason, I know you are on your way. And I know you left your rig at home. Just as I know you will check this thread when you get home, as well as head to the dz frist chance you get. Buddy, I just have one question for you. In light of the grief she gave you over LP, and the way she didn't like the new do, why, why, do you beleave her when she says you will get sex? Be honest with us all when you get home. I am betting, (oh, I think this might be a new kind of bingo, Sex Bingo!), that you get the night you guys leave port, and maybe, maybe, twice more during the cruse.
Any other takers on this?
Jess
P.S. I really do love you Jason!
Jess, Jason's got it made. He's the man. He gets it when he wants it - She's 40. You know what 40 year old women are like?! Ya, you got that right!
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"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
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The best response she will be able to come up with is, "Well why don't you go fuck your parachute!".
Hey, guess what everyone...I'm the one taking care of BOTH Jason's house and his girlfriends house, and guess what? I get to fuck Jason's parachute when he's not home!
Well, at least have the decency to use a condom. (Shit, that just gave me a mental picture of MY canopy geting raped by a crazed jumper. I'm really sorry I thought of that!)
Walt
QuoteJess, Jason's got it made. He's the man. He gets it when he wants it - She's 40. You know what 40 year old women are like?! Ya, you got that right!
Depends on the 40 year old woman--bigtime! I've got to admit I was really surprised to learn that she is 40. The kind of shit she was talking about his rig was schoolgirl stuff.
Walt
QuoteWaltappel - You rock ASS! That was awesome (I know I'm a little late getting onto this post, but nonetheless, that rocked.
Thanks for the compliment! Tell ya' what. if you ever use it, let me know and I'll celebrate with you!
And face it--any guy who actually does that scenario has earned the right to be considered "The Man". It really is the kind of stuff that legends are made of; the kind of thing where your envious friends will buy you beer and ask you to repeat the story often. No follow-up act required. You will be a legend for life if you do nothing else.
Walt
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QuoteQuoteJason, I know you are on your way. And I know you left your rig at home. Just as I know you will check this thread when you get home, as well as head to the dz frist chance you get. Buddy, I just have one question for you. In light of the grief she gave you over LP, and the way she didn't like the new do, why, why, do you beleave her when she says you will get sex? Be honest with us all when you get home. I am betting, (oh, I think this might be a new kind of bingo, Sex Bingo!), that you get the night you guys leave port, and maybe, maybe, twice more during the cruse.
Any other takers on this?
Jess
P.S. I really do love you Jason!
Jess, Jason's got it made. He's the man. He gets it when he wants it - She's 40. You know what 40 year old women are like?! Ya, you got that right!
lol, Jd, she is a woman, it doesn't matter the age. If she thinks she can manipulate hime by withholding, being sparing, than she probably will. Look what she did to get him to leave his brand new, very lovely, rig home with you!
Hey, why aren't you out jumping?
Hugs, Jess
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Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life.
And face it--any guy who actually does that scenario has earned the right to be considered "The Man". It really is the kind of stuff that legends are made of; the kind of thing where your envious friends will buy you beer and ask you to repeat the story often. No follow-up act required. You will be a legend for life if you do nothing else.
Walt
Walt
Yep, the path he's on, I can see him doing what you had explained, but he knows how to dig himself out. He may be in the shit house for a day or two, but he's got the touch. The fact that he left his rig at home...he's got future ammo. He's looing reeeeeeeaaaaal good.
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"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
lol, Jd, she is a woman, it doesn't matter the age. If she thinks she can manipulate hime by withholding, being sparing, than she probably will. Look what she did to get him to leave his brand new, very lovely, rig home with you!
Hey, why aren't you out jumping?
Hugs, Jess
Hey, why aren't you out jumping?
Hugs, Jess
Just got back from 2 dives - fun jumps! Good to be back in the air after my deck dive at Lost Prairie. Good came out of it though - haven't had a sip of any type of drink yet.
PS. Have a great time in Seattle - I will be there in two weeks. Hey, I also don't see your smilie face up yet, what the hell?!
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"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
QuoteMy girl says I can't bring my rig or she will throw over board on the cruise ship.
So no jumping for me for a week.
She said she will copensate with sex.
I guess I can live with that.
Jason,
It's Walt. Listen, I know you've been through a lot. I cannot even imagine the heartache that you've been through by going a week without your rig, and I know that you are really down right now, but your friends are getting really worried about you.
Please, at least let us know that you survived the ordeal. We're here for you. You may not know this, but there was an incident with a Ranch Jumper that turned out kind of ugly and we're really scared for you, so please call us!
It's gonna be ok.
Walt
QuoteQuoteDude, are you going to Cozumel?
Yes I am! Leaving out of texas !!
Cervezas, federales, and girl gone wild
Hey, guess what everyone...I'm the one taking care of BOTH Jason's house and his girlfriends house, and guess what? I get to fuck Jason's parachute when he's not home!
"...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
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