jasonRose 0 #1 August 12, 2005 My girl says I can't bring my rig or she will throw over board on the cruise ship. So no jumping for me for a week. She said she will copensate with sex. I guess I can live with that. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #2 August 12, 2005 See we told you she had you whipped. First its spend more time with me, now its you cant take your rig with you, next she will want you to stop drinking and get married. Forgot to add have a great time and bring me back a t-shirt I'm a large. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #3 August 12, 2005 Right on!!! Where are you catching the cruise from??? Have fun Jason cya around, g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 August 12, 2005 Dude, are you going to Cozumel? Cozumel is da bomb. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #5 August 12, 2005 QuoteDude, are you going to Cozumel? Cozumel is da bomb. Yes I am! Leaving out of texas !! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 August 12, 2005 QuoteSee we told you she had you whipped. First its spend more time with me, now its you cant take your rig with you, next she will want you to stop drinking and get married. Forgot to add have a great time and bring me back a t-shirt I'm a large. Piece of advice, if she ever accuses you of loving your gear more than you love her (don't laugh--this shit really happens!), here is THE PERFECT RESPONSE: [looking at her smugly] "How many times have you saved my life? [case closed] Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #7 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteSee we told you she had you whipped. First its spend more time with me, now its you cant take your rig with you, next she will want you to stop drinking and get married. Forgot to add have a great time and bring me back a t-shirt I'm a large. Piece of advice, if she ever accuses you of loving your gear more than you love her (don't laugh--this shit really happens!), here is THE PERFECT RESPONSE: [looking at her smugly] "How many times have you saved my life? [case closed] Walt Ummmm... Why didn't you tell me that about a week ago. Already been asked and I was left speechless. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #8 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteDude, are you going to Cozumel? Cozumel is da bomb. Yes I am! Leaving out of texas !! Hit up Senor Frogs, don't let the guys in the markets push you around, and be sure to get some good cigars!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #9 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteDude, are you going to Cozumel? Cozumel is da bomb. Yes I am! Leaving out of texas !! Hit up Senor Frogs, don't let the guys in the markets push you around, and be sure to get some good cigars!! I'm bringing back some Cohiba's for sure. I will end up scuba diving most of the day. I would like to squeeze in a jump or two but thats not going to happen. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #10 August 12, 2005 Have fun and have lots of sex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #11 August 12, 2005 QuoteHave fun and have lots of sex If all goes as planned we are suppose to have sex at least 4 times a day if I leave my rig at home. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #12 August 12, 2005 QuoteMy girl says I can't bring my rig or she will throw over board on the cruise ship. So no jumping for me for a week. She said she will copensate with sex. I guess I can live with that. Just know Jason, that when you are in TX, we'll be at the dropzone SKYDIVING! Oh and when you are on the cruise, man theres a lot of relax time - just know we will be SKYDIVING. Oh and when you are gearing up for your water dive, know that we will already BE UP IN THE AIR SKYDIVING - yaaaaAAAAAAAAA! Oh, have fun. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #13 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy girl says I can't bring my rig or she will throw over board on the cruise ship. So no jumping for me for a week. She said she will copensate with sex. I guess I can live with that. Just know Jason, that when you are in TX, we'll be at the dropzone SKYDIVING! Oh and when you are on the cruise, man theres a lot of relax time - just know we will be SKYDIVING. Oh and when you are gearing up for your water dive, know that we will already BE UP IN THE AIR SKYDIVING - yaaaaAAAAAAAAA! Oh, have fun. You suck! The only thing that makes me feel a little better is that when you are at home beating off I will have my unit buried in the real thing.Have fun jumping. It's pretty bad that I would rather go skydiving than on a cruise to Mexico. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteSee we told you she had you whipped. First its spend more time with me, now its you cant take your rig with you, next she will want you to stop drinking and get married. Forgot to add have a great time and bring me back a t-shirt I'm a large. Piece of advice, if she ever accuses you of loving your gear more than you love her (don't laugh--this shit really happens!), here is THE PERFECT RESPONSE: [looking at her smugly] "How many times have you saved my life? [case closed] Walt Ummmm... Why didn't you tell me that about a week ago. Already been asked and I was left speechless. Don't worry. You WILL be able to use it in the future. While you are on the cruise, frequently mention that you miss your rig. She'll probably ignore it at first, but then she'll make the accusation again--and this time, my friend, you will be ready to strike like a King Cobra!!! "Godammit, will you shut the fuck up about your stupid skydiving gear." "No. I really do miss my rig. Even if I weren't using it on this fabulous cruise, I'd just like knowing it's with me." "Well make up your mind. Are you going to be with me, or are you going to just keep thinking about your gear all the time." "I am with you, darling. You are the love of my life!" "Well either love ME or love your gear!" [drum roll, please] [look down and away with a contemplative look on your face] [give a dramatically long pause, for effect] [quiet sigh] "Well, how many times have you saved my life?" She will look at you, angry and speechless. The tension in the air will be so thick that you can cut it with a knife! (edited to add: She will be seething with the kind of inner rage normally reserved only for the most prolific twisted serial killers and the most deeply-disturbed psycopaths that the world has to offer. You, on the other hand, will be in TOTAL CONTROL.) The best response she will be able to come up with is, "Well why don't you go fuck your parachute!". As she angrily storms away, you will casually say, "Because I left it at home. In the meantime, you will do [yawn]." You can then relish the moment knowing that while your relationship has just taken a sudden downturn, YOU have WON this battle of the sexes. (edited to add: This will be the GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!!! Enjoy it! You will be basking in the knowlege that from now on, you will walk as a God among men.) Checkmate! Walt p.s. To save all the ladies from asking. Yes, I am single. Yes, it is because I am truly loathesome. No, I will not ever dare to ask for the pleasure of your company. Actually, I probably will. You really turn me on. If we do hookup, feel free to tell me how vile and loathesome I am if it will make you feel better. I will still love you forever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #15 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSee we told you she had you whipped. First its spend more time with me, now its you cant take your rig with you, next she will want you to stop drinking and get married. Forgot to add have a great time and bring me back a t-shirt I'm a large. Piece of advice, if she ever accuses you of loving your gear more than you love her (don't laugh--this shit really happens!), here is THE PERFECT RESPONSE: [looking at her smugly] "How many times have you saved my life? [case closed] Walt Ummmm... Why didn't you tell me that about a week ago. Already been asked and I was left speechless. Don't worry. You WILL be able to use it in the future. While you are on the cruise, frequently mention that you miss your rig. She'll probably ignore it at first, but then she'll make the accusation again--and this time, my friend, you will be ready to strike like a King Cobra!!! "Godammit, will you shut the fuck up about your stupid skydiving gear." "No. I really do miss my rig. Even if I weren't using it on this fabulous cruise, I'd just like knowing it's with me." "Well make up your mind. Are you going to be with me, or are you going to just keep thinking about your gear all the time." "I am with you, darling. You are the love of my life!" "Well either love ME or love your gear!" [drum roll, please] [look down and away with a contemplative look on your face] [give a dramatically long pause, for effect] [quiet sigh] "Well, how many time have you saved my life?" She will look at you, angry and speechless. The tension in the air will be so thick that you can cut it with a knife! The best response she will be able to come up with is, "Well why don't you go fuck your parachute!". As she angrily storms away, you will casually say, "Because I left it at home. In the meantime, you will do [yawn]." You can then relish the moment knowing that while your relationship has just taken a sudden downturn. You have WON this battle of the sexes. (edited to add: This will be the GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!!! Enjoy it!) Checkmate! Walt p.s. To save all the ladies from asking. Yes, I am single. Yes, it is because I am truly loathesome. No, I will not ever dare to ask for the pleasure of your company. Actually, I probably will. You really turn me on. If we do hookup, feel free to tell me how loathesome I am if it will make you feel better. I think I just pissed my pants from laughing so hard!!! There is a lot of truth to what you said though! You rock bra! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 August 12, 2005 Glad you enjoyed it! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #17 August 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteHave fun and have lots of sex If all goes as planned we are suppose to have sex at least 4 times a day if I leave my rig at home.Glad to hear that. I won't be skydiving or having sex this weekend But I will be enjoying a nice weekend in Monterey with my mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kevlarsxs 0 #18 August 12, 2005 SEX vs. Skydiving, now thats a tough one really it is. "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #19 August 12, 2005 QuoteI will end up scuba diving most of the day. I would like to squeeze in a jump or two but thats not going to happen. Look at it this way ... without your rig with, you won't have to worry about "how long has it been since my last scuba dive?" Well, except for the flight home, of course. Have fun with the scuba - I'm envious - I haven't done that since November. And, as already mentioned, you're gonna get laid. Of course, the real solution here is to date skydivers. Then you get the sex and the skydiving. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #20 August 13, 2005 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR THIS SKYDIVER/MUFFDIVER IS HEADING OUT THE DOOR!!!!!! Later all!!!!! Have fun falling from aircraft without me. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #21 August 13, 2005 QuoteONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR THIS SKYDIVER/MUFFDIVER IS HEADING OUT THE DOOR!!!!!! Later all!!!!! Have fun falling from aircraft without me. Are you sure that you're not gonna take your rig? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Smilie 0 #22 August 13, 2005 Jason, I know you are on your way. And I know you left your rig at home. Just as I know you will check this thread when you get home, as well as head to the dz frist chance you get. Buddy, I just have one question for you. In light of the grief she gave you over LP, and the way she didn't like the new do, why, why, do you beleave her when she says you will get sex? Be honest with us all when you get home. I am betting, (oh, I think this might be a new kind of bingo, Sex Bingo!), that you get the night you guys leave port, and maybe, maybe, twice more during the cruse. Any other takers on this? Jess P.S. I really do love you Jason! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 August 13, 2005 QuoteJason, I know you are on your way. And I know you left your rig at home. Just as I know you will check this thread when you get home, as well as head to the dz frist chance you get. Buddy, I just have one question for you. In light of the grief she gave you over LP, and the way she didn't like the new do, why, why, do you beleave her when she says you will get sex? Be honest with us all when you get home. I am betting, (oh, I think this might be a new kind of bingo, Sex Bingo!), that you get the night you guys leave port, and maybe, maybe, twice more during the cruse. Any other takers on this? Jess P.S. I really do love you Jason! I don't know Jason, but I have confidence in the guy. He is going to use the ultimate response to the "gear love" accusation while on the cruise and that will earn him "legendary status" for life! Of course it will definitely mean he will not get laid for a long time afterwards, but being legendary requires sacrifice. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Smilie 0 #24 August 13, 2005 That is my point. He is dating a non-skydiving woman. What is more, she is one of those whofos who thinks she should come before the sport. She really has no understanding or compassion for the addiction to it! What is the poor guy to do?! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #25 August 13, 2005 QuoteWhat is the poor guy to do?! Hard to say because I haven't met her, but if she's being so manipulative early in their relationship, the chances of having a long and healthy relationship with her are not good. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kevlarsxs 0 #18 August 12, 2005 SEX vs. Skydiving, now thats a tough one really it is. "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 August 12, 2005 QuoteI will end up scuba diving most of the day. I would like to squeeze in a jump or two but thats not going to happen. Look at it this way ... without your rig with, you won't have to worry about "how long has it been since my last scuba dive?" Well, except for the flight home, of course. Have fun with the scuba - I'm envious - I haven't done that since November. And, as already mentioned, you're gonna get laid. Of course, the real solution here is to date skydivers. Then you get the sex and the skydiving. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #20 August 13, 2005 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR THIS SKYDIVER/MUFFDIVER IS HEADING OUT THE DOOR!!!!!! Later all!!!!! Have fun falling from aircraft without me. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 August 13, 2005 QuoteONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR THIS SKYDIVER/MUFFDIVER IS HEADING OUT THE DOOR!!!!!! Later all!!!!! Have fun falling from aircraft without me. Are you sure that you're not gonna take your rig? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #22 August 13, 2005 Jason, I know you are on your way. And I know you left your rig at home. Just as I know you will check this thread when you get home, as well as head to the dz frist chance you get. Buddy, I just have one question for you. In light of the grief she gave you over LP, and the way she didn't like the new do, why, why, do you beleave her when she says you will get sex? Be honest with us all when you get home. I am betting, (oh, I think this might be a new kind of bingo, Sex Bingo!), that you get the night you guys leave port, and maybe, maybe, twice more during the cruse. Any other takers on this? Jess P.S. I really do love you Jason! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 August 13, 2005 QuoteJason, I know you are on your way. And I know you left your rig at home. Just as I know you will check this thread when you get home, as well as head to the dz frist chance you get. Buddy, I just have one question for you. In light of the grief she gave you over LP, and the way she didn't like the new do, why, why, do you beleave her when she says you will get sex? Be honest with us all when you get home. I am betting, (oh, I think this might be a new kind of bingo, Sex Bingo!), that you get the night you guys leave port, and maybe, maybe, twice more during the cruse. Any other takers on this? Jess P.S. I really do love you Jason! I don't know Jason, but I have confidence in the guy. He is going to use the ultimate response to the "gear love" accusation while on the cruise and that will earn him "legendary status" for life! Of course it will definitely mean he will not get laid for a long time afterwards, but being legendary requires sacrifice. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #24 August 13, 2005 That is my point. He is dating a non-skydiving woman. What is more, she is one of those whofos who thinks she should come before the sport. She really has no understanding or compassion for the addiction to it! What is the poor guy to do?! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 August 13, 2005 QuoteWhat is the poor guy to do?! Hard to say because I haven't met her, but if she's being so manipulative early in their relationship, the chances of having a long and healthy relationship with her are not good. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
