Surfer Women Better than Skydiver Women!

[jmpnkramer 0]

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Exactly how many jumps per year do you have to make in order to qualify as a "real" skydiver? Just curious since you seem to be an authority.

Why Thank-you Maura. I was going to rip that one on PM.

But I will put a little here. It amazes me how certain people relate jump numbers to skill. I am averaging about 100 a year which is low because of a 2.5 yr hiatus for an injury.

By your account though then that is all Kate Cooper (Premier Woman Organizer) (World Organizer!) can do is fall and pull a pilot chute.

Wake Up You definitely know nothing about the sport. Come to us with experience. Numbers mean nothing.

I have jumped with Deguello and The Golden Knights for fun on a regular basis.


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[billvon 3,090]

>I guess it is because Skydiving does not require a person to utilize their whole body.

From my experience, it's because surfer chicks are more vain and are wearing bikinis more than skydiving chicks.

>That is just your justification for being out of shape!

I think you are confusing "tight all over" with "being in shape." I know a lot of skydivers who are in great physical shape who wouldn't look like a cover-girl surfer chick in a bikini. They don't lie in the sun or 'tone their abs' or get their legs waxed every other day. Check out the JFTC calendar for some good-looking (and generally very fit) women who do not conform to the usual stereotype of the surfer chick.

[Casurf1978 0]

IMO the whole image of the average surfer (men and women) being in tip top shape with sun kissed skin and a beautiful six pack is BS. Surfers come in all shapes and sizes. I'm talking about the regular guy or gal. Now if you want to talk about pros, well thats a different story.

Yeah surfing can be hard and it is a bit more demand than skydiving and other sports. But its not like we are out there battling mother nature every single second we are in the water. Big wave surfers are another breed all together. Comparing regular surfers to big waves ones is like comparing myself to someone who has thousands of jumps and swoops. There is no comparison.

[jumprunner 0]

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Funny Stuff Lisa.

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I mean what's up with the neoprene thing?

Shit the water is cold in Cali!




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Wrong, the water is warm in Cal, its in the upper 60s and you dont need a wetsuit.

You know, youre over here ranting on about surfing and youre from Florida.

[waltappel 1]

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I'd take a surfer chick to the gun show any day, bring it

And then we'd race up a tower 1800 ft, if she's really hard core it should take no more than an hour... Actually I'd let Jennejenn do that one, she's a racehorse. I'm out for the week, I broke a nail... skydiving of course.

Anyway, back to my Krispy Kremes, I'm trying to gain weight. Wingloading ya know.

MEOW!!!!!

I don't think it's so much a catty remark but a statement of fact. She's in pretty badass shape and I'm sure it ain't just from climbing towers.

Walt

[Rebecca 0]

Why not? He's bored, and just created a nice li'l diversion. I chose to respond with a request for chicken pot pie. Others chose to bite, I just don't care that much. I'm outta shape, and I know it.

Here's an objective question just to refocus:

Taking it to the top of the sport and including everyone:
Can a world-class surfer be in less-than-top shape and still win? Not so likely
Can a world-class skydiver be in less-than-top shape and still win? More likely

Can anyone enjoy and be very good at either sport along with their physical baggage of age, fat, cellulite, wrinkles and rickety bones? Hell yeah!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[jumprunner 0]

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how great in shape these "surfer-girls" are, wrinkles, cellulite, and everything.

These women should be SHOT! Wrinkles and cellulite just mean that you are lower on the "value" scale!!!!!

Actually darling, its their attitude. They have this "youre a nobody" attitude towards everyone else in the world, especially if youre the male gender. Lets SHOOT them for the right reason

[kelel01 1]

I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper).

[Elisha 1]

I try to keep myself in shape. Even though it was 12 years ago now, I wrestled 4 years in High School in a tough program that beat the shit out of you and boasted how several people went on to sucessful military careers. After High School, I rode my bike, run and play sports at times. I feel I have a little extra motivation (or should I say threat) since I have scoliosis - all three kinds. I have a small lateral curve (scoliosis - probably the least noticeable, but I feel it), lordosis (lumbar/sway back - makes my big ass look bigger) and kyphosis (hunchback). If my stomache is big or full, it can't support my back muscles well and I have back pain. I do yoga because of this, which has by far been the best physical therapy. At times during the past year, I'd say that my back feels better than it did when I was 20. The muscles are just very hard and imbalanced. I'm sure most people wouldn't notice, but my back hurts and it sucks.

Now, if I was more disciplined with food and beverage on a consistent basis, I'm sure I could be in even better shape, but I like good food and beverage. WHERE'S THE DAMN BEER TRUCK??!!?!?!

[waltappel 1]

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper).

You? A temper? No way!

Walt

[Rebecca 0]

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper).

You're awesome Kel - you know you crack me up on a daily basis? In fact, I'm changing my post in j0nes's thread...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[GTAVercetti 0]

Man, this guy went totally troll nuts and we have 5 pages of comments.


Oh, he got you. he got ya good.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[Elisha 1]

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Funny Stuff Lisa.

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I mean what's up with the neoprene thing?

Shit the water is cold in Cali!




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Wrong, the water is warm in Cal, its in the upper 60s and you dont need a wetsuit.

You know, youre over here ranting on about surfing and youre from Florida.

Upper 60's is NOT warm. Even though I grew up in Santa Barbara, I always thought it was cold. I think the warmest the ocean ever got there was about 70 one year. Look at a temperature map of the Gulf coast and East coast states (from around NY south) - THAT is warm.

[jumprunner 0]

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper).

Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lost

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

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Wake Up You definitely know nothing about the sport. Come to us with experience. Numbers mean nothing.

Going to say something here. Trust me, Maura knows the sport and knows what does and doesn't count. Plus she has some very close friends that have 20x the amount of jumps and 3x the amount of years that you do.

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[Rebecca 0]

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper).

Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lost

Now now, I have plenty of restraints and two perfectly strong spankin' hands, so let's just all share like good boys and girls.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[jumprunner 0]

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Funny Stuff Lisa.

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I mean what's up with the neoprene thing?

Shit the water is cold in Cali!




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Wrong, the water is warm in Cal, its in the upper 60s and you dont need a wetsuit.

You know, youre over here ranting on about surfing and youre from Florida.

Upper 60's is NOT warm. Even though I grew up in Santa Barbara, I always thought it was cold. I think the warmest the ocean ever got there was about 70 one year. Look at a temperature map of the Gulf coast and East coast states (from around NY south) - THAT is warm.

Now are we going to go on about this...yes it is too warm. You might feel a little chill when you very first get in, like when you very first get in a swimming pool, not like the gulf coast which is like getting in a jacuzzi pool. Upper 60s is plenty warm enough, lot of people out there in swim suits, but not warm enough to attract jellyfish.

[jumprunner 0]

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper).

Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lost

Now now, I have plenty of restraints and two perfectly strong spankin' hands, so let's just all share like good boys and girls.

Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, make me your slave

[Elisha 1]

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Now are we going to go on about this...

Yes we are.

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Upper 60s is plenty warm enough, lot of people out there in swim suits, but not warm enough to attract jellyfish.

I'm sure all those Gulf and east coasters would disagree plus many west coasters. Upper 60's is barely tolerable to "enjoy" and that is the warmest it gets!

[waltappel 1]

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Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, put me on my knees and make me your slave

Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread!

Walt

[Rebecca 0]

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Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, put me on my knees and make me your slave

Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread!

Walt

That's because it's being hijacked.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[tigra 0]

Oh thanks, sweetie, but I *think* only the very first part of the post was directed at me. The part you're quoting was meant for someone who had the time and money to make 1300 jumps in two years! Lucky girl that she is!

[Shotgun 1]

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Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, put me on my knees and make me your slave

Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread!

Walt

Geez, I wonder about you people sometimes. It seems like we can't have even one decent discussion about some stupid topic without it turning into a discussion of kinky sex!

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[waltappel 1]

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That's because it's being hijacked.

...by people with a sense of humor!

jmpnkramer is cool, but the ladies of the sky are MUCH cooler. That's my bias, anyway.

Walt

[waltappel 1]

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Geez, I wonder about you people sometimes. It seems like we can't have even one decent discussion about some stupid topic without it turning into a discussion of kinky sex!

Awful, isn't it?

Walt