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I hope you don't seriously believe a size 10 is big! Marilyn Monroe was a healthy size 14 if I recall correctly! Its not about the numbers, its about proportion!



I wasn't implying anything i just merely made the comment that i think she is smaller than a 10. If you want to interprate that as a 10 is fat then go ahead.. See people making assumptions again. MM was a size 16 and no she wasn't fat.
Just like Kramer he made an abservation which is correct. Now everyone thinks hes a fat women hater.. Next they will be spreading rumors about him getting their A license after 60 jumps!!!!!!!!! MMMM already been done..:P
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I hope you don't seriously believe a size 10 is big! Marilyn Monroe was a healthy size 14 if I recall correctly! Its not about the numbers, its about proportion!



Ya see that is the biggest misconception this country has thanks to the media and magazines and shit.

It is like when a person goes on a diet and working out. NOw they are losing fat tissue and gaining muscle mass.



Muscle Mass is heavier. Therefore you cannot go by a scale.

There are many factors to consider when talking about shape and size.

I said it earlier that stick figures are not healthy either.








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Actually, Kramer was trolling IMO. Quite successfully too!



NOOOOOOOO! C'mon now! I would never!

I do notice that JumpSprinter was shut up real fast. He must have been a TROLL!:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::DB|


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Actually, Kramer was trolling IMO. Quite successfully too! :P



I'm trying to feed the trolls pie.

Everyone knows that trolls hate it when you hijack their fishin' with a little pie discussion.

They especially hate it when they are are given little attention and are not allowed to partake in the new discussion.

I see a bed-ridden, broken troll... angry with women so it's likely he's in need of some "hot apple pie" type action... but will settle for pissing in the wind and hoping it lands on some others in his community who might find it more interesting to get a close look at what he's doing... rather then just enjoying a good pie discussion with friendlies.

Personally, I saw it from the start!... I mean, it's a wonder the thread wasn't locked for trolling... I thought HH had spoken out against trolling so blatantly.

Also, I thought it was considered a personal attack to call someone a troll outright as they are such lowlives by definition. Oh well, I guess not. So Troll, you are!.... whomever it was that was posting somethingrather about whatchamacallit.

Let's just talk Pie and understand that skychikies are just about the hottest and sexiest there is!

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...Can I get some Boston-cream?



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Either that or he's watching post vietnam war flicks



That is right! Kill Commies! Kill Taliban!!!!! >:(:S

KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Mad]:S

Although it is not as much fun because (Wanna)- Jumprunner was full of gas and I popped the bubble.

The vortex swallowed him up! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:B|



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Hey goose just out of curiosity it says your an Instructor with 300 jumps!!!!!! How did you manage this?
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Everyone knows that trolls hate it when you hijack their fishin' with a little pie discussion.



Honestly I was not trolling.

Talk about pie or whatever. It matter not to me. Just try to think of the moderators and not post certain things. :)
This is not something where people should get so irritated at. I mean C'mon. Push away from the computer if it makes you that mad.

Just like some need to push away from the table! :ph34r:



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Hey goose just out of curiosity it says your an Instructor with 300 jumps!!!!!! How did you manage this?



Oops, fixed that for ya.

I think when I originally registered here, I might have checked the "Static-Line" box thinking it was asking how I started out and not seeing that it was asking about ratings.

I am no instructor believe me... I ain't no role model! :D



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Honestly I was not trolling.

Talk about pie or whatever. It matter not to me. Just try to think of the moderators and not post certain things. :)
This is not something where people should get so irritated at. I mean C'mon. Push away from the computer if it makes you that mad.

Just like some need to push away from the table! :ph34r:




Oops, fixed that for ya.

I think when I originally registered here, I might have checked the "Static-Line" box thinking it was asking how I started out and not seeing that it was asking about ratings.



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Naw, just a plain ol' 300 jump wonda!


I'm out for the evening! Have a good one everyone. It's been a slice. B|


Remember, this whomever talking smack about all you pretty ladies... he needs to eat himself a slice of humble pie. ;)

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Hey goose just out of curiosity it says your an Instructor with 300 jumps!!!!!! How did you manage this?



I know plenty of people that had their instructor ratings at 200 jumps not that many years ago...

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How is that weird? You can be an S/L instructor with 300 jumps. :|



Exactly. Back in the day (3 years ago) before the SIM/ISP overhaul, I got my IAD-JM rating at 105 jumps as soon as the ink was dry on my C-license.
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Why is jumprunner all mad at you?



I guess because he cannot pass level 7 and released to Skydive.

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Did he retire and get fat?



I guess it is possible. Is that Avatar of Tony Little with dark hair? :ph34r:

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Be careful there Kramer he's a post vietnam dude with a secret past



Yes, I am nervous. Considering he is most likely a quitter. :S:ph34r::DB| WHATEVER!


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Troll, troll, troll your boat........

Is this guy trying to beat my record for number of times getting banned? :o

Why dont you entertain us furthur by trolling the womens forum...that might be interesting ;)

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I hope you don't seriously believe a size 10 is big! Marilyn Monroe was a healthy size 14 if I recall correctly! Its not about the numbers, its about proportion!



Ya see that is the biggest misconception this country has thanks to the media and magazines and shit.

It is like when a person goes on a diet and working out. NOw they are losing fat tissue and gaining muscle mass.



Muscle Mass is heavier. Therefore you cannot go by a scale.

There are many factors to consider when talking about shape and size.

I said it earlier that stick figures are not healthy either.

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Oh shit, now this guy's a doctor too.

Okay, so far we have surfer, skydiver with 1200 jumps, All American Weekend Warrior hero, and last but not least, health expert and advisor. :S

Next thing we're going to hear is he's running for Congress.

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