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jmpnkramer

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no way you are not a size 10 please!!!!!!! 8 at the max.....



A 10 is too big? Man, this IS a tough crowd! :ph34r:

Goose, you're a sweetheart. My mom makes a chocolate chip pie, which I love!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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That's just like the other hot thread of the day that got moved. The original poster claimed that the only people who disagreed with him were divorced moms collecting child support! :D



There were others, however he claimed they had no standing for their opinions. (or something like that) :D

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I'll go get some popcorn.


I was going to do that, but then I'd get fat, and no one wants a fat skydiving woman running around here.



Ahem.. Val, dont you mean ...

and no one wants a fat skydiving woman *waddling* around here?";)

Hey Arlo! Pass the chocolate will ya? :D

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Why is jumprunner all mad at you? Did he retire and get fat? I thought this thread was about fat women and skydiving now you have guys attacking you!! Be careful there Kramer he's a post vietnam dude with a secret past:D:D:D:D:D
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no way you are not a size 10 please!!!!!!! 8 at the max.....



A 10 is too big? Man, this IS a tough crowd! :ph34r:

Goose, you're a sweetheart. My mom makes a chocolate chip pie, which I love!



I was throwing you a compliment I was implying your not a size 10 but then again i do need glasses...hehehehe
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Or a stampede of fat skydiverss running after your pie!!!









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I think I actually hear crickets!! :P


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I was throwing you a compliment I was implying your not a size 10 but then again i do need glasses...hehehehe



LOL...I was going to add that you are a sweetheart too until I got to the glasses part. :ph34r: Now you're just cheeky!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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:o:o:o

Please do NOT post a pic of raspberry-rhubarb pie! I will lose my will power and go buy some and push me further from being jmpnkramer's ideal woman!! :o


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Ain't nobody backin' your ass up. But I think you'll be just fine on your own. Much like Rhino. :D



Kel? Ah, your sorta scaring me....

Just who are you talking to? And what is this "Backin' your ass up."? Are you listening to Hip Hop with an immaginary friend?

Hey on a side note, I remember you telling me about Boot Camp. You must be in pretty decent shape by now! You should treat yourself to a little pie girl! :)
... check this girl out I just found on the internet. She looks to be a surfer chick!



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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I was hoping.. now on with the show:)



Show Show this is serious shit man...lol Do you think if this post was started by a women it would be as good??? We need some fat women to back Kramer up on this where's Skychick:D:D:D:D
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Why is jumprunner all mad at you?



I guess because he cannot pass level 7 and released to Skydive.

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Did he retire and get fat?



I guess it is possible. Is that Avatar of Tony Little with dark hair? :ph34r:

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Be careful there Kramer he's a post vietnam dude with a secret past



Yes, I am nervous. Considering he is most likely a quitter. :S:ph34r::DB| WHATEVER!


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IDEAS......Coime on i have seen you pack for quite a few over weight women...Granted you are in shape but thats because you take care of yourself and PACK!! I think Kramer is just making an observation.He's not attacking ANYONE. He's entitled to his opinion...And as for working 3 jobs. If you were good at one you wouldn't need to do 3. :D:D:D
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You freakin jerk!!! I am good at all that I dO! How about that! And you should know that I do not pack anything over a 150!! I understand that it is an opinion but it is a comparison and one that does not need to be made! Oh if you want a packer get a smaller canopy adn waist!!

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Fucking fat bastard!! You know I am not fat by any means!!! It is funny you are backing up this guy with his ideas!! Thanks we are no longer friends, ass....



You know, you catch more trolls with Pie then you do with vinegar.

Take a breath, and stop worrying your pretty self. You are pretty, not that it matters... but you are.



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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I think Kramer is right about you and school last time i checked i jump a 135. Correct me if i am wrong but that is smaller than a 150. If you work like your math skills no wonder you need 3 jobs:P
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Right On!

You called that one Big Guy! I mean those of us who do not jump every day couldn't possibly know anything about jumping.

I mean your Quals are : CSPA Coach 1, Coach 2, Instructor A, PFF Instructor

I mean you only teach the sport right?

I am still trying to figure out that persons numbers. Kind of high for two yrs. NOt impossible but very unlikely.

Anyway, BRAVO! :ph34r:B|


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I think Kramer is right about you and school last time i checked i jump a 135. Correct me if i am wrong but that is smaller than a 150. If you work like your math skills no wonder you need 3 jobs



You are killing me LEE!

I am dying over here! That is funny Shit!

True and Funny!

.:D:D:D:D:DB|


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